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romantic with you'?

You Want to arrive fast...

eat fast, talk fast, listen fast...

move ahead fast...

Romance...

happens in slow motion.

Now did you feel something?

Neha...

But somethings fishy.

The pasta's veg,

how can it be fishy'?

If you didn't Want to

he in business,

Why do an MBA?

Before being against something...

one should understand

it fully.

Why are you so

against business?

What is business?

A man has a dream...

To fulfill it he starts

a company.

He employs people to

run the company...

and gives them all a dream

of "moving ahead".

Working day and night,

"moving ahead",

earning millions,

they become blind...

and can't even see that their dreams

Were fulfilled long ago.

Instead of enjoying the

fruits of their labour,

they keep "moving ahead"

like zombies!

Acidity, stress,

heart problems...

Finally they end up in an expensive

private hospital and say...

"Thank God! I can afford

World-class medical treatment."

What? I'm serious!

This mantra of moving ahead

is the most dangerous.

Who are you moving

ahead of!

Where are you going'?

Why are you going'?

In the housewife sector,

there's no "moving ahead" madness.

There's no ranking in

this industry.

So no insecurity,

no acidity

only happiness.

Oh great Saint Kabir.

You're full of sh*t.

Your goal is to avoid

hard work all your life

I've never heard such a rubbish

philosophy in my life.

Why?

If someone like your dad

does not dream of "moving ahead"...

then how do you become a housewife

and sit at home like your mom?

Mom didn't sit at home

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean it like that.

How did you mean it than?

What did you mean?

Without a visiting card

or designation...

a person has no value?

Is making a home lesser

than any profession?

It's the biggest bloody

art in the World...

The art of having

no dreams fol yourself.

The art of being happy for others.

The art of happily

sacrificing your identity.

Do you know What is

Mrs.. Bansal's actual name?

She was a pillar for my

big builder dad.

A building falls without support.

Just because she was not

famous or making millions...

she "sat at home and did nothing"?

She was creating a home.

My mother was an artist...

A great artist.

And like every great artist...

she was also very sensitive.

She died early because...

just like you, one day my

father told her...

"What do you do except sit at home!"

My goal is not to

avoid hard work.

But I work hard to avoid

useless goals.

Hey I'm sorry...

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean it like that.

Hello?

Sorry man!

What do you Want me to do?

Come on now Kabir.

Aren't you a topper?

Please forgive lesser mortals.

Enough Kabir.

Even you:
morn wouldn't approve of

such behaviour towards a gill

Sunday tomorrow.

What are you doing'?

I have work in office.

- Take the day off.

- It's tough.

Means you're not sorry.

Hey, this is so cool!

Sh*t man!

This is the solution to

global Warming!

Why do people buy cats?

Actually maybe fol Women

not so good.

Then-is a lot you don't know.

Yes... Can't tell from that beard

that you're a kid!

Your (one does not sound

like you are sorry.

No, no...

There's a child in everyone,

so it's cool.

You don't Want to go on

the toy train?

It's for ages under 12.

I love trains.

Vintage steam engines,

mini locomotives.

Many late models are here.

Even I have... a full train set!

The world is into space travel.

And you're stuck in

steam engines'?

The romance of trains...

You Won't get it.

You're a robot!

Corporate robot.

Your hardware has no

soft feelings.

You're a corporate psychopath.

If it were up to you,

you'd kill all office-goers.

There is softness.

Touch and see.

Just stone.

Did your mom and dad

feed you granite?

Not mom & dad.

Just mom

I was Z when I lost my dad

in an accident.

He died very young.

So only mom after that.

She married fast,

had a baby fast

became single fast.

So now you know Why

I am "fist-fast".

Hereditary problem

I'm so sorry.

Happens.

After dad died mom

made herself busy.

She became the queen

of social work.

Today she runs a few NGOs

I've always missed having a home

and a perfect family.

I had some softness too...

But now this is me.

Are you single?

Why, do I look double to you?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

On and off...

But no one permanent.

- You scare them away?

- Boys are chicken.

They can't handle a woman

more ambitious than them.

So you're going

to die single?

In an expensive hospital.

But Why are you so curious?

Why? Do you hold the

copyright to he curious?

OK ask me.

- When is you:
birthday'?

- 15th April.

What are you saying?

Mine too! 15th April!!

- What'? Don't lie.

- Here look, my I.D.

You think we are twins

separated at birth?

1988!

And you?

Where are you:
manners'?

Never ask a woman her

year of birth!

Did you see the 1983 World Cup,

when India won'?

No. I Wasn't horn then.

And the 1987 World Cup'?

When Australia won'?

- No. I was too young.

- That means you are '84 horn

- '85

- You said it, I didn't ask!

Do you like kids?

Yes. But other's.

Don't kids slit your

maternal instincts?

There are so many

kids around.

Why produce one more'?

Afraid'?

Kids and marriage will hijack

your flight to success?

The idea of marriage is good.

It's nice to have someone.

To talk to...

like a special friend...

who you can

cuddle and sleep with!

Your own private happy space.

But a Woman pays too heavy

a price in marriage.

No offense to you: morn, but

the responsibility of a happy home,

is always forced

onto the woman.

However evolved a man is...

a woman's career somewhere

gets compromised.

Marriage is not fol me.

Why? So many Women

manage both Well.

They're super, super women.

So aren't you a super, super,

super woman?

Not at all.

So marry me then!

If you Want to slap me,

then on this cheek please...

I have dental problems this side.

The doctor said I have to

extract my wisdom tooth.

"You're too wise!"

Now Who's fist-fast?

Slow down!

Why should I he the scapegoat

fol you to he a housewife?

Scapegoat?

You Want to move ahead fast,

I don't Want to move ahead at all.

You Want marriage but

you don't Want the domestic hassles

I Want marriage too...

but don't want the office,

career, ambition hassles.

Even out birthdays are the same.

OK I'm three years younger,

but big deal!

We are 100% made for each other.

Unless of coulee you're chicken...

And can't handle

a man without ambition

I'm not in love with you.

Neither am I.

If you're not in love then

why do you want to marry'?

We should get married first...

If we fall in love before...

what will we do after marriage'?

You're breathing is heavy...

You're breaking into a sweat...

You're body is trembling...

You're not in love'?

With my one touch...

your heart was pounding...

You couldn't speak a Wold...

Skipped work to hang

with an aimless dude and...

eat greasy food...

You're not in love'?

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