Ki and Ka Page #3

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Foolish love... Foolish love.

This love of mus.

Foolish love... Foolish love.

All topsy-turvy... -

Is there a dog in the house?

Sorry about the mess!

- Hi.

- Hi!

Mom, Kabir

Kabir, mom.

Hi Kabir.

You are her mom?

Are you married?

Say the wold We can change

plans and slope right away!

You only hit on women

older than you'?

Excuse me?

Where are the older women'?

How old are you mister?

Mom We share the same birthday.

But he's 1988.

So he's hitting on you.

No lines. Full circle.

Crazy guy Wants to marry me!

Kabir!

Why do you Want to

commit suicide?

Be single, he happy...

Do something with your life.

Life is too short.

Why Waste it being

someone's husband?

Actually mom, not husband...

he Wants to he my Wife.

What?

Interesting...

Meaning you will eat fol flee?

You Women think like men...

and then call us chauvinists!

If Kia was your son...

and brought home a gill

who Wants to marry and

he a housewife...

Would you ask that gill the

same question?

Point!

But I would ask the

same question even then.

My daughter truly loves you.

Wow mom!

- You're Sherlock Holmes.

- You're not getting it!

What I mean is,

when Women fall in love...

foolish men think We

love only them.

But we love them,

their job, their position...

financial security...

We love the Whole package deal.

But there is nothing to love

ab out you...

except yourself!

You Won't even take

your dad's money.

Which means she really

loves you for you.

Which means...

there must be surely something

special about you.

Oh, your's praising me!

For a second,

I was confused!

But you're OK with this or

not OK with this?

Had sex?

Important before commitment

I'm very excited!

Kia April 15th

Kabir April 15th.

Kia Weds Kabir, also April 15th?

Titanic sank April 15th.

You will never forget the date!

Dad, Kia

Kia, dad.

Sit it's an honour meeting you.

The honour is all mine.

It is the first time he is

introducing me to a friend.

Please sit.

What will you drink?

No, nothing.

I'm fine, thank you.

We are getting married.

What do you do my dear?

- I work at Marion...

- Drivel, peon...

liftman, Watchman...

Anything!

First get him a job...

then do whatever you

Want with him.

How will he look after you?

Just like mom did.

Have you gone mad?

You'll live off a Woman?

You are a man!

If you've forgotten go in, take off

you:
underwear and check!

If you don't want to do anything

with you:
life then die alone

I'm dealing with it...

It's my misfortune...

Why are you ruining another life'?

A woman is a

man's responsibility.

You should take care of

her, protect her,

fulfill her every need.

When a man becomes a

woman's responsibility

and stays with her as

a househusband...

people call him impotent.

If you're impotent,

quietly stay here.

Why are you broadcasting

this shame'?

MI. Bansal...

Today I am truly proud

of your son.

Despite being horn in this house,

he is the Way he is.

If he had taken over you: business

& made you proud in society,

then you would call

him a "man"...

But fol a Woman...

a real man is one...

who knows he's a man.

Not one who isn't confident of

What's inside his underwear...

and has to shout

from the rooftops...

"I'm a man! I'm a man!

I'm a man!"

Today I consider myself the

luckiest woman in the world.

Because I have a real man

by my side.

Wish you would learn

something from you: son.

One minute...

Didn't buy it with my dad's money...

It's a gift from my uncle.

Underwear check?

Who's first?

Get serious!

We're getting married here!

Congrats!

Mom's...

Happy birthday.

Thank you

I'll go and reheat the tea.

So serious about you: duties

from day one'?

If I don't impress my wife

with my service,

she will kick me out!

I don't drink tea.

Then What do you drink

first thing in the morning?

Other than single malt.

Coffee.

Black, white, filter or instant'?

I am already

very impressed...

you relax I'll make it.

Black, white, filter or instant'?

Black. Filter.

Did you clean up?

No, I opened the Window,

a strong wind blew...

- the place got cleaned up!

- There is a maid to do all this...

- She comes at noon.

- No Women allowed in the kitchen.

This is my kitchen!

Coffee.

Thank you!

- And you:
coffee'?

- Tea. Already had two cups.

Bathroom done, jogging

done, shower done...

There! Done praying too.

How's the coffee?

Nice, nice!

Good, good...

All members of this

household are requested...

to always speak the

truth to each other.

This maintains peace and

happiness at home.

Too much milk!

Too bitter!

Good.

Feedback leads to improvement

I'm a tea drinker.

It's the first time I'm making coffee.

How could you hide

such a big truth from me?

If I knew you didn't know

how to make coffee...

I would have never agreed to

this relationship.

Mom, We have been cheated!

Please forgive me.

It will never happen again!

Breakfast? Ornelette,

scrambled, half-fry, French toast?

We don't have breakfast.

Just coffee.

Which is Why you get acidity.

Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry,

French toast...

Gelucil or Digene'?

Stuffed potato parantha,

hot, flied puris...

can't you make?

You Were starving all these days.

Quietly eat whatever I make.

OK:

Ornelette...

But it should he fluffy.

Just like in those

French recipe books!

Mummy fol you?

Not had!

What do you know about good and bad'?

It's the first time you're eating breakfast!

Eat something?

Ate long ago.

You thought I'd Wait?

Listen...

This evening...

come home late. No hurry.

What kind of a husband are you?

Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman

alone into this cruel world to earn for her family?

And where's you:

wedding chain'?

Now get lost.

Sorry! I just got really late

I'm surprised you

got up at all today.

Guys, Kia got

married secretly yesterday.

Congratulations!

- Thank you.

- Congratulations!

- Thank you.

- Congratulations!

So Kia, how come

you're at office today'?

Where should I go'?

You just got married yesterday. Don't you

want to take a break? Spend some time at home'?

Rahul, What did you tell me?

You Were in meetings

even on your Wedding day.

So you're the Boss and

my inspiration is my Boss.

Don't remind rue! Sangeeta was waiting

at home with a knife in her hand.

On out first night together.

How do We explain

0111 work to Women?

Same problem...

How do We explain

0111 work to men?

Come over!

Brother, I thought

you were at work!

I am at work.

This is What goes on here?

- I've recorded everything.

- Sorry brother...

This is the first time

I've done this...

Shut up! Stop acting.

Now I'll call the police,

show them a movie.

Please forgive me brother...

I made a mistake,

I'll never do it again!

I'll do whatever you say!

Boyfriend, sex, love...

all are important.

But before using someone's

bed at least ask them!

- Changed the bed-sheet?

- Yes.

How much is your salary?

Ten thousand.

If you use the

bedroom again...

I'll deduct the

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