Ki and Ka Page #4
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Whole ten thousand...
Room charge.
Sorry brother!
Please don't tell Madam...
From tomorrow
12 o'clock won't do...
Sharp 9.
Pick up the broom!
Let's drink cheap Whiskey.
See you in 20 minutes
I've found a new place that sells
expensive Whiskey fol cheap.
Where'?
If you do all this in
flout of me...
I'll also have to find
a lap to sit on.
Some one's been shopping'?
I brought him home
empty-handed...
He'd he roaming naked!
You have to spend some money.
Housewives don't come fol flee.
It's 10.30. Should we
order some food'?
Black lentils, cottage
cheese in butter,
spicy ladyfinger,
yogurt with fried chickpeas...
Indian bread...
What Kahit?
Why all this?
We could have ordered...
Food is "ordered" in a hotel...
at home food is "cooked".
But since you are
so fond of ordering...
Ham's the hill...
I need money...
to run the house.
There is nobody like him!
There is nobody like him!
He's got a thousand qualifies...
There is nobody like him!
Every gill Wishes she had
a guy like.
He's the most Wanted man!
He's the most Wanted man!
He's the most Wanted man!
Kabir my whole office wants
to meet you.
Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!
What do you think?
We should have a party everyday,
at least then you'll come home early.
What was the need fol
catering, Kia?
I could have cooked.
They are coming to meet you...
and you'll he in the kitchen?
And hey listen!
Don't serve...
Hang around, meet everyone...
Chill.
Just hang loose OK?
Actually...
What have you told
them about me?
What do they think I do?
What do you mean?
Has no one asked you...
the first question everyone
asks after marriage...
What does your husband do?
I said you work from home and...
you're writing a book
or something.
Are you ashamed of me?
Do I embarrass you'?
Kabir...
It's very difficult for people to
understand out trip.
Sorry...
I'm really sorry
I'm so stupid.
Sometimes explaining to
people is such a pain...
It's so difficult that...
out of sheer laziness we just
avoid the topic.
But you know What?
I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of What We are.
Let's show them today...
What We are.
Lovely house!
You know, your Wife
is going to go places!
- Cheers to that!
- Cheers!
Kia was saying that
you're writing a book?
Hey guys"-
I have an announcement
to make...
Before anyone else asks what
my husband does...
My husband is an artist.
Cheers!
My husband looks after 0111 home
so that I can go places.
0111 home, so that...
How do I translate
go places...'?
I can fly.
And he isn't writing any hook...
But someone will definitely write
a hook on him some day.
- So cheers to that guys!
- Cheers!
"I am not embarassed by you"...
You could have whispered
these words in my ear
I didn't ask you for proof!
Is this your mode
of transport?
I'm really sorry!
I don't know how that fell...
Relax.
So Kahit...
If Kia troubles you too much and
you feel like running away...
please come to my house!
No. Not today...
I have a headache.
To hell with your headache!
OK!
Tell Amol to give me the full sketch
Yes today!
We are making a building.
Not some painting!
So?
Did your Wife throw you out?
MI. Singhal's daughter works
in you:
wife's office...Everyone is laughing at me
I'm getting condolence calls!
Have some shame!
cooking lentils and rice.
Then-is still time.
Do some real work.
This time will never come hack.
No one will respect you!
Respect is earned by
doing a job Well.
fol respect...
I'm making a home.
One of my signals broke...
Kishen Uncle!
Yes?
There are 2-3 led lights in the
drawer in my cupboard...
Can you please bring them?
I'll get them.
Need money?
Get the ca:
ready.Hey Kia!
- How are you?
- How are you?
Ah the Wives!
- Hello.
- Hello!
Kabir, Kia's better half.
Of course! We've heard
a lot about you.
We Want lots of tips from you.
Tips?
OK, here's the first tip...
Marry an alcoholic...
they will at least
come home!
But a workaholic? Never!
She's always so busy
I told her let's celebrate our
honeymoon before we die.
She said, OK...
I'm going for a marketing conference
to Dubai...
Have you:
honeymoon there.Who takes care of you: house
in you:
absence?I've organised everything.
Mother-in-law will have no trouble...
I've also had CCTV's installed...
You can never trust your
house with the maid.
Which lady are you
flirting with?
I'm honeymooning with everyone's
wives except mine!
Haven't seen your boss
Rahul around.
He has been transferred
to the China office.
Now I report directly
to his boss.
Should We eat?
You cal. Y see you in the mom.
Hi baby!
Why did you Wake me up?
You could've taken another
key from the reception.
Sorry!
Come, let's go to sleep.
Why so late?
Michael is 0111 company's
Global Marketing Consultant.
He's from New Yolk.
marketing issues.
Very interesting chap.
Sorry!
How could I just
leave halfway?
Sure, I'm right here...
you should've had breakfast
with him as well!
Hello!
Just Watch it!
I was Watching Kia
I'm just you:
toy boy, right?Living off you:
pity...What can I do
except Watch?
What living off pity?
Fool!
We chose this life!
No one forced us.
And I thought We Were
above all this clap!
You didn't even introduce me.
Just dismissed me!
I forgot, that you're also in
the same business...
where it's OK to do
anything to move ahead!
Go. Sleep with him!
You'll get a posting in America.
How date you speak to me
like this?
You're just another cheap
who is pretending
to he evolved!
You showed your true 00101115!
I spoke to a man fol a hit,
and this is What you think of me?
He's a foreigner...
so you're getting more of a complex?
How date you?
Yes I'm a Woman.
Yes I'm a businesswoman. But no...
to move ahead I don't need
to sleep with...
American jealousy...
is good fol Indian health!
Next time We'll try Italian jealousy!
Hey, hey!
Wait wait!
Hey!
Wait Wait Wait!
Happy birthday.
What is this rubbish?
Blood test report is here.
Sugar high. Vitamin D low...
B12 zero...
But Why are you
torturing me?
Her blood runs in you: veins...
you'll have the same problems.
From today priority is health.
Early morning no coffee...
only juice.
Today's menu...
bitter gourd!
Anyway the cup is a
coffee cup. Enjoy!
Sugarfree...
Slim.
Spinach...
Some mole spinach.
Eat...
That's all there is...
Soup and salad.
No oath diet.
At least give me a Whiskey
- there should be some meaning to living!
- Once a week...
that too only if you
follow the diet.
Aren't you eating'?
Are you crazy?
I told you...
learn cooking!
Sugar flee biscuits that
have less sugar...
are priced double of
the sugar biscuits.
Slim milk, which has
less
costs mole than milk
that has mole milk!
Less food is costlier
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