Ki and Ka Page #5

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than more food!

It's all the magic of

marketing!

Actually they should he

paying you mole.

To stay healthy you don't need to

go on an extreme diet.

Why are you Wasting money?

Give us normal food.

Looks like Delhi is safe again!

Come fol a night Walk

with us too!

Look at those legs!

Kahit!

Stop.

You Wanted to see legs, right?

Seeing this macho side of

yours fol the first time...

something is happening to me!

One underwear check is equal to

45 minutes of walking.

Macho?

Yes?

- Is Kia home?

- No she's at work.

- And you are?

- I'm her husband.

And you?

I'm the owner of this flat.

Sorry! Come in.

Please come.

- Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee?

- No. I'm flue.

Have you come

fol the lent?

You have all the cheques

fol the year, right?

- I've come to return them.

- Did the cheques bounce?

No...

Actually... There's an

emergency

I'll have to sell this house.

And us?

You'll have to vacate...

find another place.

Sit, do you know how hard I have

Worked to make this home?

Finding a house on lent

is such a pain!

Aren't there any flats

available in this building'?

Already checked.

This is so beautiful.

Come Kabir.

Let's play.

- Come on!

- We should buy this house.

Are you mad?

Do you know how much

this place costs?

My full salary will go in paying

the monthly installment...

and mom's salary

from the charity too.

What will We eat?

After a year or two We can

afford it Kabir.

The flat rate will increase

faster than you:
salary.

We can never afford to.

Need money! Need money!

Need money!

If I work fol 2-3 years it will

solve the problem.

Should I work or not'?

Work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'?

If I work I'll dive straight get caught up

in the lat race... become a robot...

go crazy like the rest...

become like dad...

fight everyday with Kia, 0111 home

will he destroyed... Both will die!

Need extra money but everything

should remain the same.

Money money money but

how how how?

How?

To buy the house

We'll have to...

change tracks a little.

And than? And than?

And than? And than?

Monthly installment is equal to

Kia's salary. But...

What is monthly expense?

Maintenance...

10,000

Electricity...

3,000...

2,500

Maid... 10,000.

But We need her!

Whiskey 5,000

4,500

Grocery, house expenses...

Kia's shopping, Tam sky...

Entertainment...

Medical emergency.

Credit card, etc...

If we buy the house,

then to run it...

We need 95,000 more

per month.

Who's winning?

Kabir?

It's the first time you're hosting

a kitty party at home...

And so stingy?

Sprouts, soya sticks...

Even the flesh limewater

has no sugar.

Give us samosas, kebabs...

Call fol some heel...

Set the mood!

After all We have to go home

to 0111 husbands' faces!

Spend your day looking at

other faces... Have affairs...

By evening your

mood will he flue!

Will you have an

affair with us?

Not even Hrithik Roshan

can resist you!

Show me!

WOW!

I'm showing you...

Which app is this?

Forever young...

We have to download

this app!

I can give up my life

fol a body like that!

I'll give up all

my fortune!

Give me one 110111

of your life...

and from you:
fortune just

Rs. 500 per session...

Can you give me?

Not just the app, I'll download

a Whole new body fol you!

Mummy"-

Sugar level is hack to normal so

chocolate is hack in your life?

What chocolate?

Who was the handsome,

chocolate man?

Why?

Can't I have

handsome friends?

If you feel awkward

around your daughter...

my friend's apartment

is empty...

in case you need some privacy

with your handsome friend.

Handsome friend has an

empty apartment too!

After Kia's dad and...

before this handsome friend,

how many handsome...

- Welcome hack!

- Welcome hack!

Right in time!

Beans and rice is ready.

Kia!

Kia What's happened?

Kia!

We'll have to sell the house!

We just bought it!

Some problem at work?

I'm finished! I'm finished!

Everything's over.

My dreams, my plans...

my life...

Everything's over!

My career is over!

I don't want to live anymore!

What has happened?

I'm pregnant.

It's all your fault!

- What did I do?

- Who did than?

You should have

been careful!

I'm always careful!

Useless!

- Chill Kia.

- What chill?

It's not you:
problem.

The baby is in my stomach!

My life is getting over!

- Calm down! We'll handle this...

- Handle?

What will you handle?

Because you've earned some money,

you can handle anything?

Why should your Wife have any dreams?

Get her pregnant and make her sit at home!

A man's ultimate revenge!

- Took your revenge?

- Shut up Kia!

Bloody useless!

Get lost!

Kia...

What is it?

Pregnancy tests are not

100% accurate...

How accurate are they'?

99%

Ass!

Kia hear me out! Let's try

a few brands. If we Sorry...

If we pass, then we'll go to the

hospital and get properly tested.

If you're definitely pregnant

we'll get an abortion done.

You'll have the abortion?

Is the baby in you: stomach?

Sorry! Sorry!

Take this.

What's this?

All different brands...

Let's test with all.

So many?

Are you mad?

Best of five...

Positive!

1-0:

2-0!

I've already done one!

Chill! Chill!

Next...

There's some problem...

- It's showing negative.

- This is the right one! Yes!

I knew it...

You're not pregnant!

This is the right one.

- This is also negative.

- Z-Z! Yes!

I knew it! I knew you're

not pregnant!

Hey Kia!

Negative! Negative!

3-2!

How can you ever think

I'll stop your life?

- Now why'?

- What if it's 3-3'?

4-2 a

Negative!

I can't believe this!

Whatever the problem...

it's not Your's or Mine...

it's Ours.

We're in this together.

Don't take off on me

like that...

Ever!

I'm sorry baby!

Then-is a product launch

next Week...

so I just panicked!

Forget that product.

If this product had launched...

who would pay the

monthly installment?

My problem is bigger than

you:
problem!

Now come. There's you: favourite

beans and rice for dinner. Come on.

You marketing guys

don't understand.

You:
emotional ad campaign

won't do!

The pressure of sales

is on me.

We need an offer.

To boost the sales,

Rs. 20 off immediately!

You made an offer of

Rs. 10 off just 4 months ago!

You sales guys will

kill the brand!

- There will be no brand without buyers...

- Sit!

This is short term thinking!

Rs. 20 off is less.

We should give 50% off.

What?

- But not fol Women.

- Meaning?

50% off...

if the men come to buy.

Kia!

You've lost it?

Which man buys

cooking oil?

Maybe in your house...

If We tell Women...

this offer is only for men...

all of them will force their

men to go to the stores.

Their love for the brand

will increase...

because thanks to the brand, their

lifelong dream is being fulfilled...

of getting men to shale the

responsibility of running the house.

Why should caring fol the

health of the family...

only be the wife's duty'? Men must

share that responsibility too.

The house is in his name...

so shouldn't he be doing

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