Ki and Ka Page #8

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you Were with Amitahh Bachchan?

If Amitahh Bachchan knew

that my mom was dying...

and you Were telling stories of

being a "cool husband"...

he would have thrown you out!

My phone was on silent...

there Were no flights out.

I took the first...

You're living off my money and you

want to show the world how great you are'?

OI is it that because

I'm older than you...

you're doing me a favour

by living with me.

Kia listen...

Now that you're on T.V. and

a social celebrity...

you:
"homemaker" & "don't want to

move ahead" act is over'?

Kia...

You don't want to progress!

The joke of the century!

You are the cheapest, slimiest...

most manipulative

man in this world.

Why are you living off Inc...

when you are the heir

to millions?

Why? Why? Why?

You used me!

I'm such a fool!

It was pule strategy!

You plotted this hit by hit!

It was all a set-up!

Nothing was a coincidence...

from the Chandigarh-Delhi

flight until now...

Was it really you: dead

mother's birthday that day'?

Brilliant game, brilliant

bloody game!

You proved that you're an

MBA topper.

What a business plan!

I'll become a hem not by

inventing anything...

not by becoming yet another

millionaire, not by anything. Just...

by doing nothing!

Without doing anything I will

leave my mark in the world.

You are an artist...

The World's biggest

con artist!

You used me to laugh at your dad...

to laugh at the whole bloody world...

Kia...

Kia, let's go hack.

Mom is alone.

My mom. My home

I'll take care of it.

Dear Kia...

We really missed you.

Kabir told us a lot about you

I'm truly, truly proud of you.

I know the world is

celebrating Kabir today...

but without a Kia,

a Kabir cannot exist.

Every Woman Wishes fol

a husband like this...

but very few have the courage

to love such a man.

It takes a lot fol a

man to he a Kahit...

But it takes a lot mole fol

a Woman to he happy...

with a man like Kabir.

You are a big inspiration!

I wish the world would

have more women like you, Kia.

God bless you!

That you find happiness...

in my happiness.

Is not necessary in love...

If 0111 paths don't meet...

does not mean We are apart...

When-is Kabir?

Kia!

I'm so cheap mom!

I hate myself I.

I felt jealous of him!

How can I he jealous

of Kabir mom?

I love him, I love him

mole than my life!

Calm down Kia!

He got a little attention...

and I couldn't handle it!

I feel so small mom!

I'm feeling so small.

How can I he

insecure of him?

Kabir loves you too.

Not once did he say that

I wasn't at home either.

And I abused him fol not

being there fol just one night!

What happened Kia?

This is love, not duty...

I really didn't mean what I said!

I didn't mean what I said morn...

Of coulee you meant it.

Else you Wouldn't have said it.

I didn't mean What I said

I really love Kabir!

Love is not the problem...

There is no problem

between Kabir and you.

Infant, this is not a

husband-Wife, man-Woman...

or... What is that...

not even a "he-she" problem...

This is a basic issue between a

homemaker and the person who earns...

Whether it's a "she" or a "he"...

Unfortunately, the world only sees the

person who earns in the relationship

because of which the person

gets used to the attention.

It's natural!

No one notices the homemaker...

Slowly, even the earning member

stops noticing the homemaker.

When the world by chance

notices the homemaker...

then natal-ally, the

homemaker feels a bit nice...

and the earning member

feels a bit shaken.

Hey! I'm the hem!

How can the supporting actor

equal to me!

But I'm not like that mom!

You are exactly like that!

We are all I'.ike that.

W eke human beings'.!

But you know What is so

beautiful about you?

You don't Want to he like that.

Credit card used for

Vistara Airlines... 5,000'?

Kahit!

Hello? Yes?

Can you tell me if MI. Kabir Bansal

is traveling on any of your flights today?

His Wife is dying!

It's an emergency!

If I knew the flight number

Why would I he calling you?

What is UK246?

Chandigarh?

You Were in Chandigarh

to buy Chandigarh?

No.

My friend had a break-up...

I was there for rnoral support

I'm sorry!

I'm really sorry.

I was just missing

my husband.

But I'm OK now...

He loved his mom a lot.

During take off and landing...

he would hold her hand

tightly like this.

Yes sit?

Ma'am can you get this

lady her husband please?

I lost him somewhere!

Found him!

Over!

What's over?

Murder.

- Whose?

- Yours!

I smashed you, bashed you,

chopped your body into pieces...

and took my revenge.

Peace!

Folded my hands, pleaded, got down

on my knees, asked for forgiveness.

Got it!

Peace!

But Why did you come

after me so quickly?

I can understand if my

friend was a "she"...

If you:
friend was a "she"...

this plane Wouldn't have

lauded in Chandigarh.

You could have shown up

before hoarding...

We could have saved money

on the return ticket!

We will come hack by train.

I Want to feel...

the romance of trains!

Happy birthday m you!

Happy birthday m you!

Today on your birthday...

- a gift...

- I don't Want anything dad.

Thank you fol coming.

Just enjoy a meal

cooked by your son.

Who's giving you anything?

On the occasion of my

daughter-in-law's birthday...

I've come to ask her fol a gift.

To take my company forward...

I need a CEO.

A CEO...

who after I'm gone...

can take over my company.

Me?

I think I'm too

small fol this...

You're very talented.

I keep track of all your work!

Cheers!

Is he offering me dowry

in the middle of the night?

He's making sure

the family business...

is being handed over

to the right family member.

Are you interested in

charity work?

Charity? What charity?

Till today I thought that behind

every successful

there is a Woman.

And you:
son proved that...

behind a successful

Woman there is a man.

No, no...

You daughter has

proved that...

there needs to he a

successful Woman...

in flout of every

unsuccessful man!

When did you last do an

underwear cheek?

What's that?

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