Kicking & Screaming
I was born a baby.
A blank slate.
Thinking I was in control
of my own destiny.
And then I met my father.
You better be good at this stuff.
In college, I wasn't
the most gifted athlete.
But in order to
please my dad,
I strived to be
the very best.
Oh. Little help,
already out of control.
I'm losing vision,
it's blackness.
You guys here, you might
want to move out of there,
I gotta let go of this thing.
Oh-oh.
Look out! For Pete's sake!
How far was that?
Foot and three inches.
Hope you boys are ready.
See you at the finish line.
There's a... There's
a rabid cheetah in Lane 2 here.
Runners take your mark.
Get set!
Hold on! Wait!
I got it, right
below the knee, the nub.
Oh, that hurts!
No, no, no, no.
Your day's over, Phil.
Yes, I was quite the athlete.
Oh.
So much so,
that I caught the eye
of the prettiest girl
in school.
Oh. Are you all right?
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, it's no prob.
There's a horrible wind.
Uh, no, there isn't.
There is o-over there.
Dad? Hey, Dad!
Barbara said "yes. "
Hey, Son.
This is Janice.
I met her at the A&P.
Hi.
We're gonna get married.
Can I talk to you
alone?
Yeah.
Be right back.
Nice to meet you,
Barbara. Heard a lot about you.
It's nice to meet you.
She's great-looking. What you
talking about? She's terrific.
You're getting married?
Look, Phil, I'm
lonely. I'm a man.
It hasn't been easy for me
since your mom died.
She didn't die,
she divorced you.
Um, tomatoes, tomatoes.
You know.
Baby.
One year later, on the proudest day
of my life,
he was right there
by my side.
There he is,
your grandson, Sam.
Oh, by the way, he had a son
on the same day.
Take a gander
at your brother, Bucky.
Just a little bit bigger.
Welcome to my life.
Excuse me. Hey, y-you didn't
need to take up two spots.
Actually, I do. Look at the
size of this bad boy, huh?
This is cute though, huh? You're
saving the environment for all of us.
Go hemp!
Unbelievable.
Okay, boys. Okay.
Keep it down. Keep it simple.
Hey, honey.
Where've you been? It's
a tie game, it's almost over.
Oh, I-I-I'm sorry.
I... I just...
I got caught at work
and then I had to park
in the far parking lot.
Let's go, Gladiators!
Go, Bucky!
Hey, where's Sam?
He's on the bench.
Okay, Bucky, let's go!
You're kidding me.
No.
Go Bucky! Finish it off!
Finish it off!
Come on, Bucky!
Yay, Bucky! Bucky!
Bucky!
Okay, Bucky.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That's my boy, Bucky!
Attaboy, Bucky!
Hey, big guy, how'd it go?
It went great.
Bench is nice and warm.
I'm gonna see what I can do
about that, okay?
We'll see you
back at the house, Dad.
You played great,
Son. You played great.
I'm proud of you.
Come on, buddy.
Hi, you guys.
Oh, Barb.
Hi.
Hey, look who's here. Two
of my favorite people, and Phil.
Very funny, Dad. Haven't
heard that one before.
Hey, Buck.
I see you got a new case
for the Pel ball.
That's my ball.
Get away from that. Don't... Don't
get any ideas. Don't even touch it.
And now... Watch this.
An important message
from the King.
Hi, I'm Buck Weston,
King of Sporting Goods.
You can save...
Me.
Big on all kinds of balls.
Basketballs, footballs,
hockey pucks, baseballs...
Those acting lessons
really paid off.
Yeah, I got four stores now, and
I'm opening a fifth next month
in your neck of the woods.
You sure you
don't want a job?
I got a job, Dad.
Oh, yeah, what?
Selling... Selling vitamins?
In fact, you need to take
more vitamins.
it's called a steak.
Now look, I came up with
this myself, look at this.
I'm Buck Weston.
And he's got balls!
Pretty good, huh?
What do you think?
I think this is
your best commercial yet.
It was pretty good.
Gripping. Gripping.
Ditka.
Stay away from that, okay?
Here we go again.
Hey, Ditka!
Will you knock it off?
Hey, knock it off,
would you?
Hey, do that later,
would you, please?
I got company!
Doing my lawn.
Look, we're trying to have
a nice family gathering, all right?
I'm trying to get
my yard cleaned.
You're messing up my yard.
Let me... Let me ask you.
The world's gotta stop
'cause you got a family gathering?
I'm trying to do my lawn!
Yeah, but you put all your...
Guys...
Hey, stay out of this.
It's between us, okay?
Here, take some of this back,
'cause I don't want it.
Hey! Knock it off!
It's all for you!
You're nuts!
Guys, guys!
How do you like that, Ditka?
Take it back.
Here, you get
the whole thing!
We'll settle this later,
okay?
Yeah, you know
where to find me!
Yeah, exactly.
I got this for you, too!
Get out of here!
Phil, come on.
What are you lookin' at?
Dad, he hit me.
He hit me with the ball.
Hey, Dad, what happened
to all your fish?
That one ate the others.
I call him "Killer. "
Killer?
Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah.
water every now and then.
Let's see what you can do.
Hey, Dad,
I didn't know if...
I wanted to
talk to you about Sam.
Sammy's a good boy.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
He hasn't been playing much
lately and, I didn't know if...
Stop right there.
I agree with you.
And I got some
great news.
He's gonna get a
lot more playing time now.
Dad, thanks, that's...
that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
I traded him
to the Tigers.
Ooh, hey!
You traded
your own grandson?
Well, I didn't actually
get anything for him.
You know that cost $400?
I can't believe it.
W:
- What, you calling me a liar? I'll show you the receipt.
No, I-I'm talking
about Sam!
W- Why didn't you
just play him more?
He is going to
play more, Philly...
Yeah, for another team!
You... You... You care
about winning that much?
Look, Phil, I'm
not just coaching soccer.
I'm building men.
Okay, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's an impressive shot.
Sure.
But, you know,
I want Sam to have fun.
This isn't the big leagues.
For those who live between
Broadway and Grandville,
between the ages
of 10 and 12,
who are free
on Sundays and Tuesdays,
this is the big leagues.
But what about Sam?
Sam, you saw him out there
today. It breaks my heart.
At best,
he's a benchwarmer.
Wow! Oh!
Oh, Killer! Killer!
How did that happen?
Hey, Sam,
you wanna give us a minute?
Uh-huh.
Of all the asinine things
my dad has done,
this is by far
the most asinine.
I mean, I know he's the
most competitive man in the world.
But this beats them all.
I'm angry.
I'm... I'm spitting angry!
I'm like a tornado of anger,
swirling about!
My heart rate is
dangerously high right now.
I'm glad it happened,
I...
What?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Where did my wife go?
Are you a robot?
Are you a robot-woman?
I... I am not a robot.
Phil, honey, I know
this is upsetting, okay,
but you have to try to
find the positive in this.
It was unhealthy for Sam to
play on your dad's team.
Now he'll play
for the Tigers
And have some fun.
Okay, look,
So, I'll tell him, okay?
No, no, no,
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