Kill Dil Page #2

So come!

Why not... you're a big hero,

aren't you... Watch out.

It's all right

Wow! ls this your's?

It is for now.

Can I ride?

If you can start it,

you can ride it.

One of you can come in my car.

That'll be me...

You can take the highway to hell.

Take care.

I said...

Dev's hanging with such dumbasses.

Arre I was getting free booze...

...forget those dumbasses, I would've

gone with 'this' dumb-ass too.

I love bullets.

Whaat?

Arre why are you being a girl...

you can sit closer.

By god... what a scent.

So what were you saying?

I love Bullet... bikes.

Even we love bullets...

firing them... riding them.

- Can I ask you a question?

- You can ask two.

You felt no fear

when you saw the gun?

Fear... huh...

Fear is afraid of us madam.

Thank god I didn't fear...

If I did, I would be going

home with Tutu, and not you.

You could've gotten shot.

There's no bullet in the world

that can touch this body madam.

It's better I get shot than you...

The bugger is flirting.

Did I overdo it...?

Did you say something?

- Nope.

- Then say something na...

You look like a ruffian,

but you are quite sweet.

If only you knew the reality...

you'd drop dead madam.

Thank you.

Ask me something else na.

Jenny, Chimsy, Pratty...

and I am Disha.

All that is fine...

but where's the wine?

That way.

You know if he doesn't get his

booze on time, he gets a hangover.

The bar is open guys.

Oh bar! Bar is open.

Got you to the right place,

didn't I?

Will you take it with water?

I think my mouth's watering

enough... I'll take just the alcohol.

Cheers guys!

So do all of you guys just keep

blowing away your dad's riches?

Dad's... we're blowing away our own!

You guys earn your own?

It doesn't look like you guys do!

Ya! Jenny's a chain snatcher,

Chimsy's a pickpocket...

Pratty and I drug people,

and pull off train robberies.

Well, that makes us sharpshooters.

Anyway, Jenny's a doctor...

Chimsy's a singer and

Pratty has his own business.

You did not ask about us?

How can we resist, when you insist?

lam Dev and this is my

best friend, Tutu.

Hi

Hello!

So what do you guys do?

- We're murd...

- Mur... Marketers...

Boss gives the targets,

we finish them.

What kind of targets?

Targets of all kinds... they can

be thin, fat, small, large... anything

You didn't say what do you do?

Are you serving it

with the frying pan?!

P ratty!

He's always fingering the hot stuff.

You didn't say what do you do?

Are you okay? I am so Sorry.

Uh huh... you know

what they say in films...

'In Friendship... there's

No sorry & No thank you'

Take your time...

there are still 3-4 bottles left.

Ex convicts, who've served their

time... I help rehabilitate them.

You help what 'tate' them?

I get them normal jobs, carpenters,

tailors, plumbers, whatever...

Why?

Why?

So they don't go

back to a life of crime.

Let's go?

We must go

...thank you!

What happened?

Okay!

Are you sleeping?

Nope... I'm thinking...

Such a cute girl that Disha is...

but she has such a dangerous job...

We have a more dangerous job...

we're just not that cute.

I mean, look at that Jenny...

...she's a doctor!

Bloody who can tell what a person

is by just looking at them.

So do we look like sharpshooters?

Yup.

Okay tell me,

what If I was a doctor?

You'd still be killing

people my child... even then.

...even then.

Here my sleepy lion!

At least wash it man, now

even the tea tastes like whiskey.

It is the chick's text...

...she's thanking me again

for saving her life.

Prick, you've taken her number also

If the giver has no problem,

why should the receiver...

...and why should

the receiver's friend?!

Now?

This is the first time

a decent girl's texted me.

I have to give a fitting

reply... something classy.

I'm going to say...

'where there is a damsel in crisis,

a true macho man rises'!

Dude, just quietly send her one of

those corny internet, forward jokes.

Decent or indecent?

That's up to you.

I'll send her a 'yo mama is so fat...'

go...go...gone!

Dude what is this 'Lo

'

Lol?... meaning L O and L again?

Yes, Lol! Look.

ls she mad at me?

Come let's check it!

Hurry, and quickly search

what does this mean, please.

Then you only tell me.

LOL means Laugh Out Loud.

When someone likes a joke

or a forward, that makes laugh hard,

they send a message saying LOL.

LOL:

The chick is laughing...

Oye should I send her

the one with cats and dogs?

There's a hundred of them...

Dude, where the cat is in front

and the dog is behind...go...go

No no no, my child...

Go...gone!

Incoming! Stop stop stop...

What's coming?

Oye... what is Rofl now?

Turn back...

ROFL means Rolling

on The Floor with Laughter.

When someone is in

splits they are in ROFL.

ROFL!!!

Fill it up... just fill it up!

Who is this villain?!

Is he a lover?!...

Is he a lover?!...

No! He is a brother...

He is a brother...

Will you even kiss her

through this telescope?

Why'd you stop it... play na!

And now from downtown,

we have Sunny,

Manny and Fanny and their

daddy Shaad Ali wanna hear

Adnan Sami sing this

song from the film SWEETA,

music by Shankar Ehsan Loy

and lyrics by Gulzar!

I can tell by the

look in these eyes,

There is a gentle kindness in them

We don't need a place to meet in,

If your arms could take me in.

My eyes have gotten

a taste of your eyes.

I tuck its sweetness away;

it engulfs my insides.

Chocolate pieces,

Your lips feel like,

Honey-tipped slices sweetaa

Nothing could taste any sweeter!

Sweeta... O Sweeta!

Nothing could taste any sweeter.

Sweeta... O Sweeta!

Nothing could taste any sweeter.

My heart is kidding me again,

Scoffs at my plight and my pain

It's racing my pulses against me,

It's about to be bitten again.

Hypnotized by this dreamy

haze, I stay

Every day, to me & myself, I say

In sweltering desert,

You're the holy sherbet,

You're a soul quencher sweetaaa

Dear Sweeta!

Turn the volume down...

Okay.

Nothing could taste sweeter!

Arre you! Here?

Ho HO ho... you! Here?

Were you following me?

Arre No.

Tell me the truth,

I won't say a word.

You got me.

You wanted to see who I meet...?

Where do I go?

Do I have a boyfriend or no?

Any problem madam?

What's your problem?

But how did you catch me?

Does this cook book

have recipes to fool people?

I should go.

Wait!...

Coffee?

No.

Why not?

You've worked so hard,

you've earned one coffee.

So Mr. Dev... what's

your plan for this evening?

It's wonderful...

You said coffee,

so I am here at coffee...

...if you say 'come home' then

I'll come to your home.

And what if I say

'I want to slap you'?

Then I will head to my home.

What do you call an Indian girl...

...who pushes her

father off the roof?

Tell me

You tell me?

Push...Pa.

Pushmpa!

What a name.

That's so LOL Bhaiyaji!

ROFL... that was ROFL.

Enough of clowning...

...shall we work?

He looks familiar Bhaiyaji.

Mr. Gulabchand.

He's the jeweller on market street.

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