Kill Dil Page #3
Didn't we get this
chain from his shop?
today we set it straight.
Just need to threaten him first...
...if he refuses to pay...
...then make him pay.
Okay! Done, got it Bhaiyaji...
See you.
Bhaiyaji, enough of this hack jobs,
gimme a chance for something big.
- Will you have soda?
- No.
I will have some.
What a surprise Chimsy, what's up?
We're throwing Disha a surprise
birthday party tonight.
She'll like it if you guys come.
Even we will like it.
But do you mean it
or are you just being polite?
Arre you saved our lives,
of course we mean it.
When should we surface?
Everyone will be there by 11.30
We'll finish work by 11 right?
Ya, we will be there
as soon as we finish
Dude, it's 10 already...
Oye Clint Eastwood... no one's called,
we still need to buy Disha a gift.
Man, you never got me
a gift on my birthday.
Did you ever invite me
to a birthday party?
C'mon man, this is the first
time a nice girl's invited me.
A gift is a must bro!
ummmm... ummmm..
If you need to piss, go ahead...
...it will wash along
with your blood tomorrow.
UIT1ITTITIIT1... ITTITTITIIT1HITTITTIT1ITTITI
Spit it out.
Whatever gift you want, just take it
from here na... free of charge
Man, we are hunters,
not lowly punters...
free of charge...
So let's buy it bro, outside
everyone must have shut shop
So tell me Sir, do you
have something nice?
We've earrings, anklets, 'Bindis',
Toe rings... lockets... pendants...
what your budget is... and...
...making charges
will be extra please!
What'
I get in 5?
- Thousand or lacs?
- Thousand.
For that much you'll not even
get the gold dust for the earrings.
You can look somewhere
else please... I'm sorry.
Oh, sorry please...
Can you give me bangles for 15?
Okay... meet me half way...
let's shake on 20!
20!
It's a pair... for both the hands...
Please free my hands also...
And if we don't want to give 20?
You only have to decide...
...if you're hunters or punters.
ls it?!
Both the options are open, I mean!
We're here to rip him open...
and he's ripping us off...
Very good!
Not a word.
Yes Bhaiyaji!
Now?
Now meaning?
Okay Bhaiyaji.
No man... Sorry... sir...
Shut your ears
Please let me go sir...
You messed with us,
we messed with you... score settled.
Money sir?
50 lacs... the cost of your life...
...and this 20 thousand
are making charges...
...extra.
Okay.
My child... itchy are we?
How did you guess sir?
Cause you're scratching me,
instead of yourself.
Oh! No wonder,
I wasn't getting any relief.
Have you never given
someone a surprise?
Oho don't ask... we've surprised
people in the toilet...
...behind curtains, from
above lifts... and from where not...
We've surprised people...
...so much that they could no longer
celebrate their birthday at all.
Wow yaar!
Even I want such a surprise.
May god grant you your wish.
SURPRISE!
Oh my God. Even you guys.
Happy budday!
Thank you... How sweet!
Happy budday... from Tutu's side too!
And... Happy Budday,
from both our sides.
Surprise!
Very sweet! Thank you
Thank you so much.
Will you have something?
We'll have enough to
equal the cost of the gift.
- You guys are so funny.
- We are just god-gifted.
Disha, guess what? Sam is here!
Come, you have to meet him, come!
Sorry, I'll just come
Why is your friend so lost?
Cause he doesn't have a girlfriend.
That's why!
And why are you always so chirpy?
Cause I don't have a girlfriend.
That's why!
Disha come! Cake is ready!
- Come guys
-Come
Come!
Happy budday to you
Hey baby, here's a charm
Please! Always stay
You'll only grow younger,
Cause age is just a number,
And we can continue our rendezvous...
Happy budday to you
Lock up every Tom, Dick & Harry, but
Why are we lovers under curfew?
Sadday... Vadday...
C'mon on your b'day
Happy... shappy...
Happy Shappy badday
Sadday... Vadday...
C'mon on your b'day
Happy... shappy...
Happy budday to you...
If a suitor, was to totter,
Knockin at your door,
Ring no bells,
roll no drums & no wedding band
hey hey hey
If this caller, was to holler,
Empty handed,
wear no rings,
You're no Juliet... True that!
You're no Eve... True that!
He was no Adam either... True that!
La La La
But, a Romeo, he was to you
Oye happy... Oye Shappy
Happy budday to you
Lock up every Tom, Dick & Harry, but
Why are we lovers under curfew?
Sadday... Vadday...
C'mon on your b'day
Happy... shappy...
Happy Shappy badday
Sadday... Vadday...
C'mon on your b'day
Happy... Shappy...
Happy budday to you...
By the way, how old
have your turned today?
Forty
Wow!
You've really maintained yourelf,
you don't look a day over 25.
Are you flirting with me?
No, I'm just trying to flirt.
I hope you don't fall for me.
I'm a hard nut to crack.
lam just...
it comes to love... but you're sweet.
Take care, farewell...
eat well, sleep on time...
...and do write in.
God knows what tomorrow
will bring, but you take care.
Best birthday ever!
Love, had happened to him.
How did you come to know?
It was all over your face,
you donkey...
...and when a man falls in love,
he starts looking like a donkey.
You were my son till today...
...now you're a son of this soil.
Answer the call of this soil...
Jai Hind!
We regret this war has claimed
so many lives...
...but trust me neither of the two
governments want this war.
MONSTER! You're a monster!
- How do you like it?
- It was nice.
Was? There's still an hour to go.
It's a bore.
Then let's go somewhere else.
Speak the truth,
it'll serve you well.
Yes, Madam.
Namaste Bhaiyaji.
This is the first time
I've seen you alone.
No Bhaiyaji we had too
much to drink last night so...
So much that...
...you're still hungover at night?
I hope Dev's not on
some other intoxicant.
No Bhaiyaji, nothing like that.
lam with him.
- Bhaiyaji dinner?
- You guys eat... I don't want to.
Look... you're older than him...
...take care of him...
Okay Bhaiyaji
...and of this guy.
Really? That's killer!
Mom...
Ya mom?
No don't wait for me, I'll eat out.
No... you eat.
Does your mom also worry so much?
If I had one, she probably would.
Oh! I am sorry.
It's okay!
Tell me?
Do you mind if someone else
shares the table with us?
- It's cool?
- Ya, it's cool.
Yo, kiddo...?
- Ya?
- Do you want bread?
Sit.
Mr. Waiter, take the
gentleman's order.
Curry, Bread and butter milk...
No! A milkshake.
Milkshake!!!
Milkshake, haan?
Listen, now don't interrupt,
when grown ups talk.
Sir, do you mind if someone
else shares the table with us?
Do you mind?
I don't mind at all
Not at all.
Binno!
0 Mr. Waiter,
take the lady's order too.
Look when grown ups are talking...
0 fans
Submitted on August 05, 2018
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