Kill Dil Page #3

Didn't we get this

chain from his shop?

The prick ripped us off,

today we set it straight.

Just need to threaten him first...

...if he refuses to pay...

...then make him pay.

Okay! Done, got it Bhaiyaji...

See you.

Bhaiyaji, enough of this hack jobs,

gimme a chance for something big.

- Will you have soda?

- No.

I will have some.

What a surprise Chimsy, what's up?

We're throwing Disha a surprise

birthday party tonight.

She'll like it if you guys come.

Even we will like it.

But do you mean it

or are you just being polite?

Arre you saved our lives,

of course we mean it.

When should we surface?

Everyone will be there by 11.30

We'll finish work by 11 right?

Ya, we will be there

as soon as we finish

Dude, it's 10 already...

Oye Clint Eastwood... no one's called,

we still need to buy Disha a gift.

Man, you never got me

a gift on my birthday.

Did you ever invite me

to a birthday party?

C'mon man, this is the first

time a nice girl's invited me.

A gift is a must bro!

ummmm... ummmm..

If you need to piss, go ahead...

...it will wash along

with your blood tomorrow.

UIT1ITTITIIT1... ITTITTITIIT1HITTITTIT1ITTITI

Spit it out.

Whatever gift you want, just take it

from here na... free of charge

Man, we are hunters,

not lowly punters...

free of charge...

So let's buy it bro, outside

everyone must have shut shop

So tell me Sir, do you

have something nice?

We've earrings, anklets, 'Bindis',

Toe rings... lockets... pendants...

It really depends on

what your budget is... and...

...making charges

will be extra please!

What'

I get in 5?

- Thousand or lacs?

- Thousand.

For that much you'll not even

get the gold dust for the earrings.

You can look somewhere

else please... I'm sorry.

Oh, sorry please...

Can you give me bangles for 15?

Okay... meet me half way...

let's shake on 20!

20!

It's a pair... for both the hands...

Please free my hands also...

And if we don't want to give 20?

You only have to decide...

...if you're hunters or punters.

ls it?!

Both the options are open, I mean!

We're here to rip him open...

and he's ripping us off...

Very good!

Not a word.

Yes Bhaiyaji!

Now?

Now meaning?

Okay Bhaiyaji.

No man... Sorry... sir...

Shut your ears

Please let me go sir...

You messed with us,

we messed with you... score settled.

Money sir?

50 lacs... the cost of your life...

...and this 20 thousand

are making charges...

...extra.

Okay.

Sir, if you could untie me...

My child... itchy are we?

How did you guess sir?

Cause you're scratching me,

instead of yourself.

Oh! No wonder,

I wasn't getting any relief.

Have you never given

someone a surprise?

Oho don't ask... we've surprised

people in the toilet...

...behind curtains, from

above lifts... and from where not...

We've surprised people...

...so much that they could no longer

celebrate their birthday at all.

Wow yaar!

Even I want such a surprise.

May god grant you your wish.

SURPRISE!

Oh my God. Even you guys.

Happy budday!

Thank you... How sweet!

Happy budday... from Tutu's side too!

And... Happy Budday,

from both our sides.

Surprise!

Very sweet! Thank you

Thank you so much.

Will you have something?

We'll have enough to

equal the cost of the gift.

- You guys are so funny.

- We are just god-gifted.

Disha, guess what? Sam is here!

Come, you have to meet him, come!

Sorry, I'll just come

Why is your friend so lost?

Cause he doesn't have a girlfriend.

That's why!

And why are you always so chirpy?

Cause I don't have a girlfriend.

That's why!

Disha come! Cake is ready!

- Come guys

-Come

Come!

Happy budday to you

Happy happy budday to you...

Hey baby, here's a charm

to guard your sweet sixteen

Please! Always stay

this nubile little teen.

You'll only grow younger,

Cause age is just a number,

And we can continue our rendezvous...

Happy budday to you

Happy happy budday to you...

Lock up every Tom, Dick & Harry, but

Why are we lovers under curfew?

Sadday... Vadday...

C'mon on your b'day

Happy... shappy...

Happy Shappy badday

Sadday... Vadday...

C'mon on your b'day

Happy... shappy...

Happy budday to you...

If a suitor, was to totter,

Knockin at your door,

Ring no bells,

roll no drums & no wedding band

hey hey hey

If this caller, was to holler,

Empty handed,

wear no rings,

cut no cakes & no first dance

You're no Juliet... True that!

You're no Eve... True that!

He was no Adam either... True that!

La La La

But, a Romeo, he was to you

Oye happy... Oye Shappy

Happy budday to you

Happy happy budday to you...

Lock up every Tom, Dick & Harry, but

Why are we lovers under curfew?

Sadday... Vadday...

C'mon on your b'day

Happy... shappy...

Happy Shappy badday

Sadday... Vadday...

C'mon on your b'day

Happy... Shappy...

Happy budday to you...

By the way, how old

have your turned today?

Forty

Wow!

You've really maintained yourelf,

you don't look a day over 25.

Are you flirting with me?

No, I'm just trying to flirt.

I hope you don't fall for me.

I'm a hard nut to crack.

lam just...

You're a naive puppy when

it comes to love... but you're sweet.

Take care, farewell...

eat well, sleep on time...

...and do write in.

God knows what tomorrow

will bring, but you take care.

Best birthday ever!

Love, had happened to him.

How did you come to know?

It was all over your face,

you donkey...

...and when a man falls in love,

he starts looking like a donkey.

You were my son till today...

...now you're a son of this soil.

Answer the call of this soil...

Jai Hind!

We regret this war has claimed

so many lives...

...but trust me neither of the two

governments want this war.

MONSTER! You're a monster!

- How do you like it?

- It was nice.

Was? There's still an hour to go.

It's a bore.

Then let's go somewhere else.

Speak the truth,

it'll serve you well.

Yes, Madam.

Namaste Bhaiyaji.

This is the first time

I've seen you alone.

No Bhaiyaji we had too

much to drink last night so...

So much that...

...you're still hungover at night?

I hope Dev's not on

some other intoxicant.

No Bhaiyaji, nothing like that.

lam with him.

- Bhaiyaji dinner?

- You guys eat... I don't want to.

Look... you're older than him...

...take care of him...

Okay Bhaiyaji

...and of this guy.

Really? That's killer!

Mom...

Ya mom?

No don't wait for me, I'll eat out.

No... you eat.

Does your mom also worry so much?

If I had one, she probably would.

Oh! I am sorry.

It's okay!

Tell me?

Do you mind if someone else

shares the table with us?

- It's cool?

- Ya, it's cool.

Yo, kiddo...?

- Ya?

- Do you want bread?

Sit.

Mr. Waiter, take the

gentleman's order.

Curry, Bread and butter milk...

No! A milkshake.

Milkshake!!!

Milkshake, haan?

Listen, now don't interrupt,

when grown ups talk.

Sir, do you mind if someone

else shares the table with us?

Do you mind?

I don't mind at all

Not at all.

Binno!

0 Mr. Waiter,

take the lady's order too.

Look when grown ups are talking...

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