Kill Dil Page #5

...and If I hear a word more,

I'll bury you right here.

He's not in his senses...

I'll talk to him... I will.

Out!

What's wrong with you

Apologize, before you go.

I'm bad at math, so I won't count to 3.

say Sorry...

Say it.

Forgive me Bhaiyaji.

Hmmm!

Bhaiyaji spared you...

If it were me, Bhaiyaji would've

shot me without a doubt.

I don't care if he kills me man...

It's better than dying a little,

every day.

We went through so much man...

and you still refuse to get this.

You are not getting this Tutu!

Dude I'm not going to

be able to lift a gun now.

How do I tell you, it repulses me.

Dude, I'm done living this way...

I want to start over now.

I want to live with Disha.

I want to be able to look

into her eyes, not shy away.

I want to live like

a decent human being.

If I die tomorrow

I don't want to regret that...

I didn't even give it a shot.

I'm not upset that

Bhaiyaji doesn't get it.

I'm sad that you

don't seem to get it.

Come here.

Listen.

We will go together to

Bhaiyaji to take the hit-jobs.

We will also go together

to take the money.

But in between, I will continue

to live this same old life...

...and you will start

your new life. That's it!

What if we're caught?

Who's ever been able to catch us?

How will they?

You're a rascal bro.

There's only one rascal now...

Who quits a job without

getting another one?

You won't get that the joy of it.

What will you do now?

The same thing that any great man

does before he becomes great...

...struggle.

Should I speak to my daddy?

What's the hurry,

first let me become a great man.

For a job, you idiot.

Ya, no let me try it out first.

If I don't then 'Hail Daddy'

You're feeling an urge to kiss me?

My. you are god gifted!

Don't even think about it!

O Kay

Manager wanted... MBA...

Salesman wanted... College graduate...

Construction Supervisor

- Civil Engineer...

A helper-School pass...

What the hell man...

This country has no

jobs for 5th grade flunks!

I've heard of lambs

going to slaughter...

Never seen the slaughterer

screwed by the lambs before.

Calm down... Come.

Where?

You've passed my child...

Whaat?

That too with distinction.

MBA... that too with distinction...

If you ask me he shouldn't

have more than passing marks...

There are other degrees too...

Why not a Masters

in Political Science?

With the bare passing marks...

...and the best thing is

this degree even suits his face...

lam wondering what

will suit your face?

I mean, can this poor

man not even joke with you sir?

Of course he can...

So, it's final then... MBA...

1st class with distinction...

That's nice...

Here. Congratulations.

Dude, you've actually passed!

Here, laddoos!

Choose (Excuse) me Madam?

Why?

I want toilet...

What?

The restroom?

Go Left!

Tell me... what are your views

on India's current foreign policy.

Yeah yeah okay, fine...

This policy giving electric

current to Common man...

but common man's home

no electric current everyday...

no w, no tubeght, no water

but foreign, in day current...

full day tv, full day tubelight,

full day water...

water?

Mr. Verma did you

not screen everyone?

What kind of people have you called?

In this exercise you have to convince

my colleague Mr. Gupta...

...to buy this product from you.

Sir, these are our LED lights,

200% more energy efficient

than other brands.

The best investment for your house.

- Sir, just take na sir.

- What?

- Lights sir.

- What is this?

Sir, just take it no...

My brother's really sick.

Arre but...

Sir, please try and understand

sir... my brother is sick...

I need this sale... sir, please

try and understand... Lights sir!!!

Are you crazy?

C'mon man, this is not right

Are you mad?

Lights!

A girl can turn a lion into a mouse...

This gentleman had gone from

being a hitman to being a target!

Please leave... you can run

some other company into losses...

Your brains and your

degree don't match...

Sir, we need our product sold,

not our company.

This certificate is 100% fake...

I must applaud your confidence...

Do you even know

how to spell 'executive'?

If I make you a manager, even

the peon's will demand this job...

Sell this degree and buy

a beggar's bowl... now take a hike!

Wish you were temple priest

Everyday would be a feast,

It'd rain loose change,

In your plate.

Wish you were a lowly beggar

A regular cash peddler

Never a borrowed penny,

would rest, in your plate

Bro, these palms need some greasing

Some greens would be pleasing.

Give me some cream,

give me some cream,

A bland cake is not appeasing.

O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother

Holy mother... My Oh,

My Oh, 0 Holy mother!

O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother

Holy mother... My Oh,

My Oh, 0 Holy mother!

Are you missing some

action in your life?

Has your gun become

just a showpiece?

ls your rocket,

lonely in your pocket?

Do your curtains fall,

before the big climax?

Yes? Then you need STAND UP 32,

an ayurveda miracle...

...now light a flame

in every lonely lamp.

I have never seen such a lame actor...

I can act better than this!

Hey, bloody winter chill,

Freakin, climb down the hill!

Why don't you run to Agra?

But our luck, truly sucks

The Taj Mahal, when in sight,

Just then,

the wallet's feeling light.

Stay away,

i

shmuck

you're a slimy

i

snake!

Lightning struck, on your truck

don't shiver, when you shake!

KA KAKA KILL KILL DA DADA DlL DlL

KA KAKA KILL KILL DA DADA DlL DlL

O KILL DlL KILL DlL

O KILL DlL KILL DlL

O KILL DlL KILL DlL

KILL DlL KILL DIL

KA KAKA KILL KILL DA DADA DlL DlL

But still, if you need something

you will let me know... okay?

No my child, you've already

done so much for me...

...tell me will you take tea?

Of course!

I don't get it man...

I never thought it will be

so difficult to get a bloody job.

What ya?

I dress well... I speak good English...

you know...

That's why you aren't getting a job.

What do you mean?

You're not really what

you're trying to look like.

Just be yourself!

If your clothes

or English mattered...

...forget me,

no girl would fall for you.

When did that happen?

What?

Meaning, you... have fallen for me?

Uncle, this is Dev.

Okay, he works with you?

No... He's looking

for work these days.

Looks like you're

rehabilitating him also.

No uncle...

...he's my boyfriend.

Just a minute!

ls this true?

What you just told uncle.

What?

Meaning... am I your boyfriend?

Why, are you not?

lam... since day 1!

Me too!...

Stupid.

Why do you want to

sell life insurance?

You're an MBA... with

distinction that too.

Sir, I think I've begun

understanding life sir.

How's that?

Sir, I've always lived

a poor man's life.

I've led a meagre life...

but now I think I see

some prosperity coming my way.

I have a brother who hurl's

expletives without warning,

and would lay down his life,

without asking.

I even have a girlfriend sir.

Sir, she loves me so much

that I've begun loving my life too.

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