Kill Dil Page #6

If one has such a special life,

there must be a high price on it.

And Life Insurance is exactly that.

Then why did you do an MBA?

Sir, I didn't want to...

...my brother - Tutu, he made me

do it... with a gun to my head.

MBA?

Welcome to 'Life Guardians'

We will thrive, dead or alive!

Oye mister...

Heartiest Congratulations!

O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother

Holy mother... My Oh,

My Oh, 0 Holy mother!

O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother

Holy mother... My Oh,

My Oh, 0 Holy mother!

O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother

Holy mother... My Oh,

My Oh, 0 Holy mother!

O Brother! Oh my! Oh my! O Brother

Holy mother... My Oh,

My Oh, 0 Holy mother!

Thanks for inaugurating

my innings man.

What thanks?

We're doing this

for our own life right?

And you, my friend are our life!

lam just 27 man.

Why do I need insurance?

Sir, you're 27 now...

then when you are 72 you will wonder

why didn't I get insured at 27?

Times are bad sir... this lemon

soda could be poisoned...

...these mosquitoes could

give you malaria, right?

You must travel a lot too, right...

you especially need insurance, no?

Sir, the times are really bad,

anything can happen.

Ya ya, give it to me...

Hell-O!

Come away with me...

Where to?

To our Papa!

Holy Mother...!

Yes! Your, and mine...

get there... now!!

Hey, listen...

Namaste Bhaiyaji!

Later then...

How are you Bhaiyaji?

Alive, by your grace...

...how are you, angry young man?

I'm good Bhaiyaji.

Guys, I thought long & hard...

...every big corporate gives

its star performers star treatment...

I'm promoting you...

Senior assassin Dev...

Senior assassin Tutu...

...and a raise, from 1 lac

per head to 2 lac per head...

...salary double,

working hours, the same.

Bhaiyaji, this is too much.

What's too much?

I pay this guy 50 grand

for shooting flies...

...at least you guys

are shooting people.

Thank you Bhaiyaji. Who's this guy?

His social service is causing

trouble in our minister's area.

He's the solitary bone

in the minister's pie...

...and our minister

likes his pie boneless.

So please lessen this bone.

He's a good man isn't he Bhaiyaji?

But of course.

He's sacrificing his life

so that we can earn our living.

Of course he's a good man.

Think again my child...

what you're getting her

for killing one guy...

...you won't make even

if you kill yourself all year.

Shall we?

Good Boy!

Selling insurance to the youth...

It's not easy...

...very good!

I'm really impressed.

Thank you sir!

This is your first commission!

Do you like how I look?

Do you feel like touching?

Don't even think about it!

I have started liking you very much!

Yes, my dear, tell me.

I'm cornered man... I need you.

What happened bro?

Too many people, too few bullets.

Don't cut the call, I'm on my way.

15 minutes...

that's all you and I have.

I'll get there.

Just stay out of their sight!

Sir... does this gentleman

belong to you?

You're lucky that I've quit the gun,

or life would've quit you by now.

And here I was thinking,

this is a strange problem man...

I hope Disha doesn't find

out that I was a bad man once,

...and I hope that Bhaiyaji doesn't

find out that I'm a good man now!

I'm just saying.

If you're going to get screwed...

...what does the size

of the screw matter?

Dev... bro... Dev...

Who is it?

It's me Batu k...

Bhaiyaji's right hand.

He's sent you a gift.

Put it on the table. And listen...

- Ya!

- Don't flick anything from there.

Bloody dog.

You're a dog... your father's a dog!

'Life Guardians'.

No no sir, it's not complicated.

Just an ID proof, a bank statement

and your insurance will be done.

Okay!

Thank you for calling

Life Guardians.

We will thrive, dead or alive.

You will thrive my boy!

You don't trust me Bhaiyaji...

I've seen it with my eyes... heard it.

You can shoot me,

if it's not true Bhaiyaji.

I will, you won't have to tell me.

I'll try with a new number.

Hear it for yourself.

Tell me Dev's number.

I know it by heart.

Hello.

Hello! ls this Mr. Dev?

Yes, this is Dev.

I got your number

from a client of yours...

I need an insurance policy.

Of course, I'll set it up.

Where's your office by the way?

It's in New Delhi,

the Galgotia towers...

...our office is on the 4th floor.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Or you can call me,

and I'll come see you.

Okay.

Okay! Thank you for

calling the Life guardians.

We will thrive, dead or alive.

Thrive away, my b0!!!

Do you remember

how to fire a gun still?

I do Bhaiyaji.

Your reservation is confirmed.

Please proceed to the baggage area.

Hello.

Where are you?

Outside, drinking sherbet...

Why are you not in office?

Arre I'm right outside office...

Let's meet...

Ya, we're meeting in the evening na?

Nope, right now...

Now? Where?

Leave right now!

Whaat?

Leave right away! Bye!

Why here, at Kutub Minar?

If we were in Paris,

it would've been the Eiffel tower...

...if in Agra, then the Taj Mahal...

- ...and if in Mumbai

- The Taj Mahal hotel?

God-gifted you are!

All the crazy decisions I've

taken in life, started out here...

...the decision to quit medicine...

...to refuse dad's business,

and to start reforming criminals...

...to break up with my

last boyfriend and kick him out...

...all those decisions... right here.

So what decision are

you going to take today?

Today, you are going to make

a decision, not me.

You're not just fooling

around with me right?

Are you high?

Then straighten me out...

tell me the truth.

If you want to leave me,

do it today...

Don't wait for tomorrow

...because I'm really

serious about us.

If you leave me today,

I'll handle it...

...but any later...

I'll not be able to take it Dev.

Any later...?

I'll not be able to take it,

even if you leave me today...

So do you wanna get married?

Will you?

You will!

A dream has stirred

awake from slumber

An epic waits to unfold

The rain is bathing

itself in her beauty,

The waters shimmer

in flames of gold.

The damned, are now the blessed,

Who find, good deeds to be wretched,

What do I do? What do I do, love?

This fully clad body,

by a naked soul is possessed.

I can feel the warm

embrace of life again,

This heart has got

its lost love back.

I've spent many insipid

nights and days,

You've breathed back

the flavours, I lack.

Drifters, alike, we were,

Our wandering, too, was akin

Unwise, we always err,

But this madness,

is difficult to pin.

Prostrated, I sing prayers,

far & wide,

In the city my beloved occupies.

You earn yours here,

prayer by prayer,

God blesses

for free; It's lies

A dream has stirred

awake from slumber

An epic waits to unfold

The rain is bathing

itself in her beauty,

The waters shimmer

in flames of gold.

I can feel the warm

embrace of life again,

This heart has got

its lost love back.

Drifters, alike, we were,

Our wandering, too, was akin

Unwise, we always err,

But this madness,

is difficult to pin.

Prostrated, I sing prayers,

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