Killer Christmas Page #3

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[Bella] Stop.

[Margo] Oh my god,

look at this place.

[Bella] Guys, this is so stupid.

Stop, stop, this is such

a bad idea.

Bella, relax, come on,

it's not that bad.

[Bella] It's that bad.

[Cutler] Really?

[Bella] Yes, we need to get out.

Looks like someone did

a real number in here.

Where's the f***ing hobo?

Hello?

[Robbie] Hello?

[Margo] Anybody home?

Oh my god, there's a ball room

in here!

Onward, hoe!

Got another bottle?

I got you.

Let's do it.

You are coming or what?

Oh my god.

[Cutler] Great game, Art.

[Bella] Yeah, great

f***ing good, Art.

Now that I think of it,

you haven't said anything

Wait, I thought we were playing

find the hobo.

I'm always playing

find the hobo.

Wait, what? Why?

I want to play a new game.

So, don't want to play frolic?

The kid's horny as f***.

Uhm... how about...

hide and seek?

Yes, I love that game!

Throwback, I like it.

All right, kid.

You called it, you're up.

Go somewhere and count

I don't know, like a 100 or so.

Let's go.

One...

Close your eyes, no cheating.

Two... three... four...

five.

[child whispering]

Tis the season to be jolly.

[bells jingling]

Game on, b*tches.

Stop.

Oh, this place is f***ing dope.

It's creepy as sh*t.

We don't even know

the half of it.

Looks like

it's been abandoned forever.

Looks like homeless people

took a sh*t here, disgusting.

Oh, man.

Look at the graffiti

on the walls.

I just want to get out of here.

Babe, just relax, it's fine.

I'm going upstairs.

- No.

- This will calm the nerves.

I'm not really in the mood,

Cutler.

They don't like how you let Art

push you around,

you're supposed to be the alpha.

Art doesn't push sh*t,

all right?

I've been dying to come

since we found this place.

And you're right, I'm the alpha.

Yeah, well, you're acting

like a f***ing lap dog.

Really, Bella?

And who the f*** is this new

f***ing tweep?

What the f*** is his deal?

Why do you always

have to be such a...

- Robbie is fine.

- Are we fine?

Of course we're fine.

We're f***ing perfect.

You're my nmero uno.

Well, doesn't feel that way...

and I'm not going upstairs.

Then you can roll solo.

Because nobody pushes me around.

Nobody.

Are you f***ing serious?

God dammit, Cutler.

What an a**hole.

Let's go down here.

Are you even listening?

I am, I just think

you need to let go.

Have a little fun.

[Bella] Cutler, don't!

- Don't.

- Wow.

Look at this place.

F***ing disgusting.

Stop, Cutler.

Oh my god

Oh my god, lighten up, Bella.

This is so stupid, Cutler.

Get the f*** out of here.

[Cutler] Bella, relax.

People f***ed in these rooms.

Oh, man.

You know, I hope I find Robbie

somewhere in a dark corner.

I'm going to make that boy

blush so hard.

Aren't you seeing

that guy from work?

Yeah, but come on,

Kate it's nothing serious.

Robbie is so cute,

he's like a little puppy dog.

Better hope he finds you

and not the hobo.

God, imagine.

Yeah, but seriously,

how f***ed up would it be

if there really was

a hobo in here?

Watching us from the shadows.

He'd be pissed that we've been

creeping around.

Unless I made him blush too.

Margo, you are not hooking up

with a hobo tonight.

Sorry, it's just something

about this place

- that just makes me feel so...

- Horny?

And I thought my head was off.

Who said that it wasn't, huh?

Oh my god, look at these stairs!

Oh my god, I'm going to go

to the top floor!

If you see Robbie, send him up.

God.

How do this place make you feel?

I feel on edge, but...

in a good way, you know?

I want to keep going.

Shall we?

Game on.

Game... come on, let's not

give away our positions.

Let's go upstairs.

- Ladies first.

- Thank you.

Ninety seven, ninety eight,

Ninety nine.

One hundred.

Game on.

Come out, come out

wherever you are!

I'm not going to hurt you.

[bells jingling]

Brilliant.

This place.

F***ing cool.

This floor?

No, let's keep going.

Never seen anything

like this before.

Don't they have like creepy

caves in New Mexico?

Wouldn't know, my friends back

home are not out of their minds

like you guys

with all these games.

We're pretty wild.

I mean, between that, this,

and the booze, I feel like

a completely different person.

- This floor?

- Ah...

One more.

Cool, I'm going to jump off here

and make things interesting.

I'll catch up with you later?

- You bet.

- See you.

Perfect.

Oh my god.

Hey, Kate.

Oh, hey, friend.

This place is so crazy.

I know, it's like

out of a nightmare.

I know, I wonder what's taking

Robbie so long.

You do know he's never

going to find you, right?

This place is huge.

Yeah, you have a point.

You'd probably go and start

looking for him.

I think I'm going to explore

more on my own first.

- All right, have fun.

- You too.

You better buy me

the nicest Christmas present

for putting me through this.

Oh, nothing but the best.

Cutler, stop, stop,

stop, stop, stop.

- God.

- Oh, baby, let's go in here.

The f***ing death room?

Let's get the hell out of here,

Cutler, it's so creepy.

[Bella] Oh my god.

[Cutler] Look at all these TVs.

[Bella] I don't care,

we need to go, please.

I'd hate to have to clean

this place up.

What a dump.

What the fu...

[sniffing]

[bells jingling]

Oh my god!

Oh my f***ing god,

oh my god, are you all right?

Oh my god.

Help, somebody help!

Oh my god!

Cutler! Art!

I'm going to help you!

Bella, Bella!

I promise.

[screams for help]

Margo?

[footsteps]

[screams for help]

Margo?

Hey, babe,

how about a dirty movie to get

the party going?

Of course not.

Can you imagine this place

during its heyday?

Ew.

[screams for help]

- What was that?

- What the f***?

Did you hear that?

I think that was Margo.

- Where does it come from?

- I don't know, upstairs?

That's not good.

Cutler, let's just get the f***

out of here.

- Holy f***!

- [Bella] Oh my god!

OK, all right, Art,

you're funny.

What the f***?

Robbie?

Okay, you got us.

Oh my god!

[high-pitched screams]

[bells jingling]

[high-pitched screams]

[high-pitched screams]

Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella!

I'm losing you, I gotta go

and find... I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,

I will come back for you.

I promise, I promise.

I promise I will come back

for you, I'm so sorry.

[high-pitched screams]

[loud screams]

Stop, stop!

[bells jingling]

My god.

Are you okay?

Did you hear Bella scream?

Yeah, I heard a couple.

I thought

I heard you scream, too.

There's a girl upstairs,

she's chained to the bed.

Is this another game?

No, no, no, no!

There's a girl upstairs,

she's chained, her throat slit

and she said there's somebody

in here!

Ok, in that case,

we have to go and find her.

No, no, no, we need to go

find Bella, she was screaming.

Bella is with Cutler,

and to be honest, she's kind of

sensitive anyway.

Look, if there's a girl upstairs

we have to get her.

No, we need to go

and find Bella!

I'm going up, you do you.

No, f*** you,

we need to find Bella!

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