Killers Page #3

You

I have everything that I need

Right here

Hey batter batter batter batter

Hey batter batter batter

Let's go!

Pick up the pace.

Spencer!

Hi!

Lily and Mac

Hey!

I'm glad we caught you

(together) Block Party

And you guys can dress up

Perfect

You know what?

Here's another one

yeah

(husband) We're going to have those wings

Great That's got a little bit of my spit on it

- Don't clone me.

Okay we're going to go make love

You have fun

Okay

(husband) take care

Block party

Block Party!

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So uh...

Let's hop to it hmm?

Uh.. Jen.

Polished and concise as always

-Thank you

Don't change a word

When you go to San Francisco.

You want me to speak at the conference?

No, I want you to dominate it.

Okay

You fly out tomorrow

Oh, Mr. Newpar,

Tomorrow's umm...

It's such short notice.

There's no one else you can send?

The conference isn't until Monday just...

Take the weekend to prep.

You'll be fine

Okay

Of course I didn't say that it was Spencers birthday

Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn down a

Business trip to baby-sit your husband.

Birthday or not.

And...

That's why I didn't mention it

Can you take him out tonight or not?

Hello?

Dad?

If I have to

Love you sweetie.

I love you too.

Bye

No no.

It's too low.

Can you lift the back one up an inch?

Right, No

Right, right there.

Perfect

Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry.

Mildred's having trouble with the billing again.

Saturday, Mildred and bills

A trifecta

I'm sorry.

Thank you Fine!

What do you think about this thing?

Well, Henry says it's a statement piece

Yeah but is it stating that we like

Ugly sh*t hanging from our ceiling?

Yep

Yep, What?

Yes you turned our conference room into

Bambi's nightmare

Yeah I know

Hey! Listen, do me a favor. Grab some flooring

Samples for Olivia all right?

Something durable that cleans up easy

In case we decide to have sex on the floor.

- Of course

You're worried she'll vomit?

I like her even more when

she's mean to me.

You're going to be a law suit

Probably

She gets aggravated though you know

When I flirt with other women. That's what it is.

You do realize that only happens in pornos

Yeah! The good pornos

I'm gonna give her a shot.

Soon as I'm done letting Olivia

Do dirty things to me.

That's going to take a while.

Olivia's a bigger slut than you are.

Hey! Are we going to pretend to play

Basketball tonight? Or what?

No can do.

I've got dinner with Jen

Ahhh!

I think I just saw your balls roll by

Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me?

Just crushed it.

Just crushed one of your balls right there.

We'll see.

Call me "ball crusher" from now on

So! how'd it go?

Too good. Newpar is sending me

To San Francisco

No, no. Not the presentation.

Spencer's gift?

What did he say about the trip?

He wants to stay home and eat cobbler

No vacation

No French getaway?

No

Who in their right mind?

Turns down a vacation like that?

Well you know Spence

He's kind of a home body

Okay, Okay...Okay

How long have you two been married?

What like three years?

Yeah

Okay

That's your problem

I have a problem?

Everyone always talks about the seven year itch

But no one mentions

The three year snooze

People get complacent

Get relaxed

But you have to be vigilant

Okay otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing

Out your "down there" hair you're wearing your fat jeans.

and a pair of Spanx Okay?

And the next thing you know. he runs off

With a reality TV star named Shawnda Okay?

And that's my personal experience.

But I'm telling you

You better watch out.

Because Shawnda speaks six languages

And one of those languages

Is sex.

- Are you going to eat that?

Getting hungz...

Super hungz over here.

(receptionist) Peach Plaza Motel

Ah yes. Im trying to reach a guest named...

Yes uh...

Yes the guest named

Annabell Hensler.

(receptionist) Just a moment

Well it took you long enough. We need to meet

That's not going to happen Annabell

I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie

But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice.

You can't just walk away from this game.

I've got a job for you kiddo

I'm out. You're going to have to find somebody

Else to clean up your mess

My Mess! If you don't do this job.

It'll be your mess.

I'm in room 1-1-4

I'll be waiting for you

Just do what I'm telling you

Spencer

Hey!

Did you just hang up on someone?

No

Jenn's tied up at work so I'm supposed to do something nice

For your birthday so. Here I am

I'm going to feed you.

Oh boy.

That's great

Really. I can just grab something real simple

Are you saying you would rather eat alone?

No

Of course not I...

Let's break some bread.

Who's "h"?

My old boss.

Just asked me if I want my old job back

He sent you hugs and kisses

Yup

It's a French thing

You know always kissing...

Fruits

I can't take you to dinner dressed like a

Street urchin so...

We'll stop by your house and

Pick up adult apparel

I'll leave my car here

I will meet you out front.

What's with you?

You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel

Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner

You and Mrs. K. still thinking about

Going on that cruise?

Yes

Where are you going to go?

I really think that's up to the captain Spencer.

What's with you kids?

Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house.

It's not safe

I couldn't agree with you more sir.

Did I leave my keys in the truck?

I am not telepathic Spencer

Maybe I'll just...

This is not Candyland

Unlocked trucks get stolen

Which is why careful men

Use the garage

Thank you sir.

The keys are in the ignition

Surprise!!!

I told you I wouldn't throw you a party...

On my birthday

Right. Very cute

Not what you were expecting right?

No

Okay

All right

I'm going to run upstairs and

Change really quick

Okay we'll be down here waiting when you come back.

(drunkenly) Surprise!!!

Good job Daddy

(receptionist) Good evening Peach Plaza Motel

-Yes can you connect me with Annabell Hensler please.

(receptionist) One moment

No answer sir.

Would you like to leave a message

No

No. No message

Well I got a lot going on and that so

I don't know if I'm going to make it...

We should hang out more

We should

I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick

Yeah, yeah

I'll join you

Mama!

Oh sweetheart!

Oh dear

I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over

Tomorrow. We can't let you spend your birthday alone.

I've got the block party

We could come with you

Yeah

Perfect

Great

I'm coming you lush!

Oh, Henry might be staying the night

Uh huh

I'm telling you smoke on the water

This chick was electrified

Pow! Snap! Pop!

Whooo!!

Ha ha ha ha

Okay

I need to get a fill up

Uh huh

You got something there you think I might like?

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