Killers Page #4

I'll see you guys in a minute

Or something you might like

It's your party

You get to have whatever you want

Uhh...

Wine?

Having Fun?

I'm uhh...

I'll go open it

I'll be here with a birthday kiss when you get back

I just hope that it was a good surprise you know?

He seems kind of distracted

He wasn't expecting a house full of people

Cut him some slack

Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing. You would

Tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it

Cause with things like that.

It's just better to know

I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been in my

Fat jeans for the last two weeks which..

May be why he would rather stay home and make cobbler

Than go on vacation with me. Oh my God

I really am freaking out.

What's going on with you guys?

You got her all freaked out at lunch

Are you still having sex with Spencer?

Yes or No?

Yeah all the time

Then your marriage is fine

Guys can we please play charades now?

Come on.

Are you sure you're all right?

Yeah yeah, I'm Okay

Watch the steps!

Walk home!

He really shouldn't be driving

No no babe. I got it

No honey no.

I got it

I'll put the house to bed

You've got to start packing

Babe, It's your birthday

I got it

Are you sure?

yeah

(snoring) Okay just do the bare minimum

I'll get the rest in the morning

I love you

Thank you

I love you

Where are your pants?

(snoring)

Is something wrong?

No, of course not.

Are you sure?

I mean.

Is everything okay between us?

You're kidding,

Right?

Come here. Come here

This the spot?

Maybe I could skip the Cornfield packing method

Just this once

Your flights early

You should keep packing

(snoring)

(farts)

(follow through fart)

I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow

I feel terrible missing your birthday

No worries.

I've got another one next year

(stifled laughter)

Well hold on

You need your birthday kiss

We don't want the neighbors to get jealous

Throwing a little porno in the driveway

Don't want you to be late

For the airport

Miss your flight

There we go!

Hey Jen!

Jen!

Hey! Jen

Hey Jackie

You're up early for a party animal.

Oh yeah.

I'm just runnning out to the airport

My Doggie says its a good thing that we're such sound

sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have

An issue with all that noise.

Any who. Doggy wants to talk to Spence about this whole

fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having.

We don't want to bring lawyers into it

Any more than you do right?

But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land

You know, you understand Oh yeah perfectly, but you

Understand you're gonna have to take it up with Spence right?

Okay?

Thanks Jackie, I'm sorry

I'm in a big rush. See you soon

Okay, you're late.

Hey, Did you guys have fun last night?

Oh yeah, it was great

Of course, I'm paying for it this morning

(laughing) You're still taking Spence out tonight though right?

Yes, for the hundredth time

Good

Okay did Daddy promise to be nice to him?

Hmmm... Not in so many words.

Just get yourself on the plane.

Let us take care of Spence, Okay?

Okay, well I'll call you

When I get to San Francisco

Love you

Love you too dear

Bye

(slurps)

Mmmmm

(cell phone)

What was that?

You or me?

That's me

That's you

You got any milk?

Yeah.

Everything all right?

Yeah

What do I got? I've got some skim milk and...

I've got some low fat yogurt

You know what you can do?

You can mix the two together

What the hell are you doing man?

You should have seen your face

You almost crapped your pants

Yeah, It's really funny....

What are you doing?

Killing you buddy

Where are you going Spence?

Huh?

You got a gun upstairs or something?

Surprise!

I'm back

Spence?

(screaming)

What are you doing!?

Spencer!

Stop it!

Stop!

You're hurting him.

I need you to give me something

Stop it.

Upstairs, in the bedside table...

There's a Glock .45

A Glock?!

A gun!

Just go get it!

Why do you have a gun?!

Just get it!

I'm coming, I'm coming...

I kind of need you to hurry

Okay, Okay, I'm here

Your job right now. I need you to point the gun at him...

And shoot him in the face.

What?! Don't do it he's gone crazy

It's a psychotic...

Okay

(gun fires)

Oww!!

B*tch shot me

What are you crazy?!

You told me to shoot him in the face

I didn't think you were really going to shoot.

I was telling you to divert his...

Well then you should have waved or

Crossed your fingers or something.

I was a little busy

Trying not to die

Oh God, I shot him

It's all right he's just knocked out, he's not dead.

It's Okay. I need you to go to the basement

And get the duct tape

There's duct tape downstairs

Go downstairs and get the duct tape.

I can't move

Come on babe

I can't move!

It's okay

It's okay

It's okay, he's going to be okay

Maybe.

Spence?

What is happening?

(cell phone)

I'm about to find out

Ahhh!!! Wake up

Owwwww!!! You're hurting him

Yeah, I think he'll be all right

Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair

You just had it reupholstered right?

Yeah

You were under contract

Contract for what?

The business?

Somebody hired him

To kill me.

Oh my God!

I thought we were friends.

Really?

Because you never seemed that invested.

Owww!!!

I covered for you. With every client that we have.

I talked a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires

I even drove you to the free clinic when your balls were

swollen and you had that fungal thing!

No, no no no

I helped you bury "Sir Barks-a-lot"

Hey.

He was a good dog all right.

Leave him out of this

He couldn't fetch for sh*t.

Spencer

Yeah?

By the end of the day, you're going

to be just as dead as he is

You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head

Are you going to faint?

Unless I puke first

Breathe

It's okay

How is this okay?

I'll explain.

Just not right now

No you explain now!

I want you to explain right now!

(knock on door)

Jen?

Spence?

Hello?

Yeah thats it.

Be very quiet

Maybe the other assassin will go away.

(outside) Yoo-hoo

They could be any of your neighbors

(outside) Come out, come out wherever you are

What?

You didn't think I'd have some competition?

(outside) Helloooooo!

I can see your car

Spencer, It's just Jackie Valero

(Jackie) I know you're in there.

She just wants to talk about the property line or something

Or...

Kill you.

(knock)

(Jackie) Hello you two, Hello?

What do we do?

Go

What about him? Oh no no! Spencer, stop.

If I don't, he'll come after us

He's our friend

He's a liar

(gunshots)

Put your seatbelt on

I am, I am

Jen!

Jen!

What's going on?

... my gun

I can tell

Jen, everything all right

Good Morning

Slow Down!

Stop the car right there

I am getting out right now!

Sit Down

I have a right to freak out

I don't even know who the hell you are!

It's me

I just have a different resume

Who do you work for?

Is it the Mob?

I can't tell you. If I tell you

They could kill you too

Let's just say that I work for the blah. blah. blah

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