Killers Page #6

Just make your phone call

(over phone) You are a go for contact

This is Zulu one four niner.

Sierra one zero zero's been forcibly retired

Prior to contact. Please advise a secure

Location for briefing

(over phone) Hold for further instructions

Zulu one four niner?

It's my code name

(chuckles)

It's just not very catchy.

Sorry

All the cool code names were taken

(over phone) Zulu one four niner.

Please confirm your contact and his status.

Sierra one zero zero and his status is dead

And I believe his target has put a hit on me

(over phone) Negative

Sierra one zero zero has no target

He is no longer an active agent. Please provide

Your location and code... hangs up

What happened?

Something's not right

Where are you going?

To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who

Hired him. Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook

Oh and you could do your...

Pee thing.

I got it

I'm in

Porn...porn...porn.....Poooooorn

Porn

People are so inventive.

They're like propped up there and...

Okay

Okay, how weird is this going to get?

Because there are some things

That you can't unsee

It's a picture of Henry's dog

"Sir Barks-a-lot"

In costume?

Wait a minute

Look at the size of these files

Oh my God

These are pictures from two years ago

I mean, This was the first block party we went to

Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed Henry

And God knows who else into my life Our life

Our life

Wait wha...

I'm pretty sure your Dad took that one

What is that supposed to mean?

Nothing, It's just an observation

Yes. An observation about my father

And that photo

Because it's a picture that he took.

Okay so now my Dad, is a bad guy

I definitely did not...

No no no

You're right

Because you're a liar... and a hitman

And everybody probably is too here we go

So I bet my Mom's in on it

And Granny Cornfield

Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds with

The whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!"

Okay, We are getting into some counter productive

Territory here and...I think we should move on to

Something else

Like

Like... Maybe we should piss on a stick now?

That would be a good idea.

It is a good idea because I do have to pee

Grab my gun

You can't just walk out and...

You are aware that people are trying to kill us

I really have to go

Oh for God's sake just turn the light on

It's not like there's a lot of places to hide

Just humour me.

(sarcastically) Why thanks

I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me.

Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times

But there's a little more pressure now don't you think?

(water running)

Better?

No.

No...?

(radio playing "Whoomp there it is")

-Ahhhh...

Honey, can you please just give me one minute

It's going to take a minute

You can guard the door

Hey!

Hey.

You're here

You're here

Oh God look...

There's a problem with the wind pipe count

June 2008

The billing?

You might want to take a look at it.

You know what?

Let's forget the billing

We'll just

We'll take care of it on Monday

Are you sure?

Yeah

Okay

Great

Spence?

Spence?

Hey. You, you... Stop it

Stop it

Honey, I don't know how... it's not

It's not shooting

Are you okay?

Hey

Are you all right?

I'm out of ammo

Bullets before babies huh?

Ammo's kind of important right now

What's it say?

What's two bars mean?

Hey

You've got to translate this for me

Am I going to be a Dad?

I'm going to be a Mother

But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father

...

Jen, Jen...

I know you're upset

And you have every right to be

But I can't change who I was

Where does that leave us?

We'll figure it out

How? I will keep you safe

How?

Tell me how?

And I will stay

It's over Spence

I know you don't want this to be over

What I wanted stopped mattering

The moment I saw those two bars

Where are you going?

Jen....Jen

Jen!

(horn blaring)

-oh... Olivia!

(cell phone)

Henry, Who is calling you?

You've got to be kidding me

(horn honks)

Hey Spence, I've got a package for you

Relax buddy

Try a little decaf

Come on around the other side for me.

I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan

Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh?

Yeah

I just need your signature on the top there

Pen?

Oh yeah

I think I got him

Yeah you got him

Oh God,

I'm glad you're okay

God look at the windshield

You must have really pissed him off

Is anyone...

Not trying to kill me?

Thanks

Let's go steal a car

So what do we do now?

I don't know

Maybe some couples counseling

No

Now

Spencer

What to we do? Right now.

Right now

Right

Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a

Go bag. We've got money, weapons, passports. We're set

Why exactly do we have a go bag

Spencer?

Did you know this was going to happen?

No.

I didn't know

You're lying

You are lying

Am I telling you everything?

-No.

I'm not telling you everything

-Okay

But we're married

That's what married people do honey.

They lie to each other.

They tell people things that aren't true to keep them

Safe. And to protect one another when they ask things like

If they have their Mother's arms

Not that you have your Mother's arms

I'm not...

You lie to me. No I Didn't The first time

We met. No I Didn't!

Unless your Dad is a Russian pervert?

Well I came clean about that

You didn't

You did not come clean

Did too. No you didn't I told you...

I can't help that you were sleeping.

I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person

Come on! For all I know

You heard everything I said.

Based on what?

Based on... Your leg....

Was twitching

God you know this is perfect

This is just perfect

You couldn't have been just hiding Tranny porn in the

Crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husband Murray?

Really?

Murray?

No no no no you...

Had to be a spy

I can't believe I married a spy.

What am I? P*ssy Galore?

(chuckles)

Not that I know of.

Excuse me?

You're going to complain now about our sex life?

Is that what you're doing?

I'm not going to complain about our sex...

That's what you're going to do now?

Pull the car over!

We'll have sex right now!

No! We're going to my parents

We are going to my parents!

No No

I'm taking us to my parents house Yes!

We are not going to your parents house

Yes we are

I said YES!

Listen to me

We can not go to your parents

You have to trust me

I love you

And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of

Finding a car. I need you to point it at the house and

Step on it

Okay

-Fine

I'm stepping on it and it's not...

It's not going...It's

Stopping actually

It's starting to...

Not go.

Didn't notice the uhh...

Blinking fuel light?

You're right

I apologize. Topping off the tank

Should have been my first priority

Run

Go!

Darn It!

It's locked

Stop pulling it!

I missed..

Really?

You got him sweetie

God those Volvo's are amazing

Sh*t!

The block party

Stay close

Keep moving

Walnut muffin?

Hi guys! Spence Spence

Jen Jen

Jen Jen

Where are you guys going?

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