Killers Page #7

They've got corn dogs

Theyve got regular. And they've got bacon covered

Honey!

There's no wat she's packing heat

You'd be surprised where people hide stuff

Guys can I use the bathroom in you house?

Number one.

Where is the go bag?

In the office

Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath

The carpet and the combination's our anniversary

Where are you going?

To get the guns.

Oh, to get the guns

More guns

That's great

Rotilda Walfredsson?

Ooh,

I'm Swedish

Spence?

Spencer

Is that you?

Spence?

Spencer

Is that you?

Oh God!

Mom.

Hey, You know,..

It is actually not a great time.

You think?

Kristen?

You know...

That actually kind of makes sense

(laughter) Lower your gun!

Or it's last call for Mommy.

I told you

She's not a nice girl

You told her that?

That's very rude

God damn it!

Who is up there?

I don't know.

If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect

Before I have the chance to...

I will kill you both

On principal

Lower your gun, Now!

Check it out.

Just let my Mom go, okay

I am all the leverage you need

I didn't spend the last three years

Listening to you babble incisively

About your perfect little life

To F it all up now

So get in the living room

Both of you

Let's go

Let's go

Turn around

Come here dear

Come on

You okay?

Are you all right?

Jen

To be fair

We did have some good times

Yeah

Remember when...

(gunshots)

Oh, there you are dear.

(cell phone ringing)

Answer the phone sir

My dead best friend wants to let you know

That your target's still alive

Stand down Spencer

Whoa, hey...

Guys

He killed Holbrook

Two to the heart

One to the head. Remember?

And then he pulled the trigger on me

Daddy

Is that true?

I put sleepers in your life

Because I didn't trust your husband

I hoped I'd never have to use it

It's the flash drive from Holbrooks watch

It's all there

His old boss turned dirty.

And in you office...

When I saw that card with his name on it.

I knew you were back in the game

And you were coming after me

So I activated the killers

I'm not trying to kill you sir.

Why don't you tell her about Nice

Where you tried to blow me up

How did you know about Nice?

I was supposed to be on that helicopter

When I saw you

I didn't go

You said you got out when we met in France

You said you were in the love bubble.

I got out

I'm out

Just look at him

Does he look like he's out?

It was my last job

I'm out

I got out

For us

And I'm never going back

So..

You are not a pilot.

Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging

Bullets all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby

You have a baby?

No

I'm going to

Ohh!!

I knew it

(laughter)

Let's celebrate

I'm going to be a Grandpa?

Yes

Oh God!

Oh my God

And you are the father?

Oh for God's sakes Dad

Okay

Okay

This would be a great time for a trust circle

A trust circle?

Yes

Let's do that okay

Let's gather everybody

Dad, pull up a chair

Mother

Join us

O...kay

Okay

I don't do

Trust circles

I know Mother, But I think that this is

Necessary. Humour me.

Okay

I finally understand

That I am not to blame

For this dynamic, okay?

You are

And you need to own that. I need to own the fact that I

Unwittingly married the one man who is exactly like my father

A liar

So...

If any of you want to ever see this kid.

This is what's going to happen

Okay

There will be

No more lying

No more..

Stealing cars or...

Hiding weapons in the furniture

And I never want to see you two try to kill each other again

Okay, In fact...

There will be no more killing

I don't want to see you swat a f***ing fly!

Okay

All Right

Are we all together on this?

Yeah...

Great job baby

Is there anything else?

That I need to

Or should know

Anyone

Spencer

English is not my first language

(speaking Japanese)

Oh. Oh. And also...

The third week that we were together

You said I love you

In your sleep. And I didn't tell you because I wanted

To be the one who said it first.

So...

Thank you honey

Mom?

Dear. You remember that time that, I took you and

Your little friend for a boat ride?

No

No?

Well forget it then

We're good

Okay

Okay

Fine

In addition to planting killers in your life

And secretly working for a government agency

I would like to admit

(knock on door)

Yoo Hoo!

Jen!

We need to talk about that darn property line

(laughter)

(friendly) Hi Jen...

Sweetie?

I don't think she was a killer

Oh, I know

Red wire crosses blue

Good as new

Blue crosses red. Good as dead

I know. It's my saying

That's not your saying, That's my saying

You copied me.

I did not copy...

I have not copied you a day in my life

Really?

I think it's coming in nice

Don't you?

No.

Well he likes it.

Don't you buddy?

You like Daddy's mustache don't you?

Don't you like that mustache?

How's my little big guy doing?

Great. Except for your Dad thinks I'm copying him which I'm not

Will you please tell him I'm not copying him.

(laughter) Sorry sweetie

Every girl marries her Father

Oh that's not gross

I certainly did

Oh my Father was one handsome man.

Well built,.. Rippling muscles.

His mustache was a lot larger than yours though

Thick! like a Vulcan forest

Well that's nice mother

But you're here to baby-sit, not creep me out

So if you wouldn't mind baby coos

Oh Hi!

Yeah

Grandma's a little scary

Maybe it's too soon.

Maybe we should just stay

No no. It's not too soon

We're not staying. It's date night

We're going to go out. It's going to be great.

I'm wearing my skinny jeans

Don't worry Spencer

You can trust us

If we can't trust them

Who can we trust right?

Right

Bye Buddy!

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