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Killing Gunther Page #7
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- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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Donnie, what are you doing here!
- We got your message.
- "We"?
Blake, Donnie, go.
Clear.
Clear.
It's an elevator.
Are you f***ing kidding me? Who
has an elevator in their house?
- Let's go. Come on.
- All right, come on.
We're too late. He's already down
here. He's already down here.
Gunther is the greatest...
- what the f***?
- Blake?
- I don't know what's happening. What is going on here?
- What is going on?
Blake, I never said that you
smelled like a dirty butt.
- I think somebody edited this.
- Yeah, you think so?
- I do.
- What is happening?! Who are you?!
Why is the footage from
that camera on that screen!
- Are you f***ing with us?!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who are you?! What
is happening?!
Get on the ground, now!
What the f*** is going
on?! Get on the ground!
- What is going on here?!
- Get down!
Put your weapons down.
I suck. I suck.
Got my friends
killed-killed-killed.
Hello, my friends.
I heard you've been
looking for me.
Well, welcome to my home.
How do you like it so far?
Hmm? Isn't it cool?
Hi. My name is...
And I'm a hitman.
Now, when I found out that there
were a bunch of assassins
trying to kill me and
film the whole thing,
I was kind of confused.
I mean, i didn't
even know the guys.
Why do they want me dead?
But nevertheless,
i got pissed off.
Then, I got inspired.
I decided to film
my own documentary
about their documentary.
Now, at first, I wanted
to make a fool of them.
Oh, my god!
Bull's-eye.
Teach them kind of a lesson,
if you know what I mean.
Did he just try to
throw poison at me?
Give me the bazooka, will you?
But quickly, I became
fascinated with them.
This is Ashley, my old teacher.
Oh, he does not look good.
And... he's down again.
I followed them everywhere.
And when I say everywhere,
i mean everywhere.
Sh*t! It bit him
right in the neck.
Did you see that?
I even started to care for them.
I didn't mean for
that to happen.
I mean, this is wild.
No!
Did they just blow up my
assistant and my driver?
Those f***ing dick-holes.
- Hello?
- Hello.
- FBI?
- Yes, we're FBI.
Yes, I would like
to report a hitman.
Wonderful. Thank you very much.
You have no idea
how great this is
to finally meet you
all face to face.
- Just in time for us to murder you...
- b-b-b-bup.
Can we just put our
weapons down and talk?
What do you say?
Cappuccino, anyone?
I mean, my cappuccino's
to die for.
Come on. Let's go
to the kitchen.
Here we are.
Careful.
It's hot.
Thank you.
So you were just screwing
with us this whole time.
No.
Studying you.
Testing you.
Infiltrating you.
- Infiltrating?
- Yeah.
Remember this?
That face is that
face. It's the same.
It's not that face. It's
not even a good likeness.
Hey, how about this one?
I hope you do what you gotta do.
You know, it was rad meeting you guys,
and if you ever, ever want to find...
Gunther, I'm right here!
Can you believe those
guys? They hated me.
And Blake, you will
love this one.
Huh?
Hey, come on in.
He's passed out.
He's a horrible kisser.
This is so f***ing
messed up, guys.
Eww!
That's a good shot right there.
I don't know if we can do this.
But what the f***? It's a
joke. Hey, let's leave it.
Hey, take this shot here.
I told you it's hot.
You're f***ing sick.
Is this a game to you,
murdering our friends?
Oh, you're gonna blame
me for this whole thing?
Blake, this all happened
because of you.
You planned this.
You got your friends
killed. And why?
Your generation is so entitled.
You want immediacy.
"I want to be the best,
and I want it right now."
Well, that's bullshit.
You know how I became the best?
I did it the old-fashioned way.
I earned it.
How do you think I learned to ram
my fist into someone's stomach
and to break their
goddamn spine?
Or to rip out their
heart and to eat it
before they even
know they're dead?
I've been doing this for
almost 50 f***ing years,
so I deserve to be the best.
And you deserve what you got.
So what happens now?
My documentary needs an ending.
So the question is,
will it be a happy ending?
What does that even mean?
Well, as I've said,
of all of you.
Almost.
Now here's my offer.
And you get to choose.
Option one, you go and make
your own happy ending.
You get a second chance at life.
Retire from killing, obviously,
and I'll let you be.
I'll let bygones be
bygones and the like.
What's the other option?
That I kill you right now.
That's not as enticing.
We'll go.
What? No, Donnie, no.
- Yes, Sanaa.
- No.
You should go. You
know why you should.
Oh, that's right.
Congratulations.
Oh, by the way, Gunther is a
wonderful name for a boy.
How rude.
- You let my crew go, too.
- Of course.
Hey, guys, it's a wrap.
Nate, Kimmy, you
get out of here.
Are you sure?
Yes. We're done.
Thank you.
- Holy sh*t, that was intense.
- Yeah.
I guess you can
turn that off now.
Oh. Okay.
And then there were two.
What is it, Blake?
Can we just be friends?
us really want that.
Exactly.
Wouldn't be satisfying, huh?
Well, maybe this will be.
Bring in our guest.
Now here is your
second chance, Blake.
This superb creature
that you pushed away.
I hope you believe
me when I tell you
that I knew nothing
of your relationship
when she and I hooked up.
It never would have worked out
between the two of us anyway,
because she's too wild of
an animal in the sack.
Like pow, pow, pow!
All night long.
I mean, f***, I'm too
old for this sh*t.
Besides, I believe that she's
still in love with you.
So, as you can see, you win.
The two of you could walk out of
here and live happily ever after.
Or I could shoot
you dead right now
and live even more
happily ever after.
You could.
Just want you to know I gave
explicit orders to my team
to shoot her to death
if you kill me.
So what is it gonna be?
The girl...
Or the glory?
Lisa, I am so sorry.
No!
What a f***ing idiot.
I mean, he f***ed
up the whole thing.
f***ing documentary now?
Thank you.
Now go.
Go, go! Hurry! Run!
You are f***ed now!
Oh, no.
So you want to kill
me, huh, you b*tch?
Go ahead. Kill me.
Kill me. Do it. I'm right here.
You son of a b*tch.
Have you changed your mind
now all of a sudden? Huh?!
You know why you can't kill me?
Because you're a f***ing loser.
Gunther? Gunther!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
- No! No!
No! No!
No!
Ahh!
He got to the chopper.
Who's this?
Oh, this? I don't know. No,
I'm kidding. This is Ava.
She's four-months-old.
She's been holding on to this
finger for about two days.
We have to show the
camera. Watch this.
Ava, whose toes are these?
Ava, whose toes are these?
- Ava, whose toes are these?
- She's not going to answer you.
- They're hers. They're her toes.
- Yeah.
Yeah, Sanaa and I got married.
Mm-hmm.
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