Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time Page #5

a deep hurt.

Buckle up, boys.

The hurt is on.

Kim possible?!

Times two!

Aah! Giant monkey!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Anybody want to explain

any of this to me?

I'm you,

from the future.

Ok, this is a 9.7 on

the weirdness scale.

Oh, you'll get

used to it. Trust me.

Look out.

Well, monkey fist,

I must admit,

I had my doubts.

Aye. Me, too.

This actually seems

to be working.

No...

Listen closely.

I can't believe it.

I've told Drakken

a thousand times...

No clones!

I am not a clone.

You're not?

I'm you,

from the future.

Uhh. I hate

time travel.

[Dramatic music playing]

[Roars]

Am I the only one

who sees the giant monkey?!

Listen, we don't have

a lot of time.

Ok, actually, we do.

Well... we will.

When you want

to make sense,

Just let me know.

Grab the time monkey.

Why?

You need

the time monkey.

Can't I just use yours?

No, this is mine!

Ok, well, actually,

it's yours, too.

It's the one you're gonna

steal, so, technically...

If you need me,

Ill be in there,

Watching

Kim possible lose.

Trust me. This whole

rock gorilla deal

Is gonna go south.

So when it does,

Make sure you get

that time monkey!

Run through this

again for me.

[Roaring]

Kim possible cannot win

this battle. Ha ha ha!

Rufus 3000:

wrong, ape-Man!

Help has arrived.

What is going on?

Kim possible needs you.

Oh, please!

The buffoon!

Oh, what

possible help

Could

the sidekick be?

[Snarling]

Ron! What are

you wearing?

My mom signed me up for

a folk dancing class.

That's

the future you.

What's with

the stupid hat?!

It's, uh,

it's a future hat!

[Roars]

Dude,

personal space.

[Roaring]

Aah!

Future me isn't

afraid of monkeys.

I get brave!

You'd have to be

to dress like that.

Aaaah ha ha!

Aah!

[Roars]

Uhh!

Ooh, what's this?

Wonder what

the red button does.

Uhh!

[Beep]

No!

No!

[Screaming]

[Beep]

Wow, cool.

Boo-Yah!

You rock!

No, my young friend,

You rock!

Hmm? Huh? Hmm?

Hi!

Ooh...

nice to know

the braces work.

Yeah, as long as you don't

try to kiss Walter Nelson.

Locked braces?

It was

an embarrassing ride

To the orthodontist.

So, what does

the future hat do?

Nothing,

it's just a hat.

Ok, listen to me.

In the future,

You will change

your hair

And become

a babe magnet.

Keep that look!

Ok, but

what about the hat?

Forget the hat!

Officers,

take them away.

But you can't leave us

here in the past.

Aye, we'll face

years of deja vu!

This will throw

the time stream

Into chaos!

Yeah, like I haven't

heard that one before.

Hmm. Going to prison

Sure sounds like

a waste of time.

Of course, with this,

I can waste

all the time I want.

Kim and Drakken:

the time monkey!

Later, losers!

Oof!

Oof!

Kim possible,

The supreme one

has once again escaped

Into the time stream.

No, shego did.

The supreme one's

right here!

[Squeak, pop]

Where?

I don't see her.

"Her"? I thought

the supreme one was Drakken!

Certainly not.

Behold

the face of evil...

The face

of the supreme one.

Shego!

Oops.

Shego is

the supreme one?

Well, you could've

mentioned that.

I thought

it was obvious.

Uh-Huh, sure.

But just run it down

for Kims sake.

Wasn't it clear that

shego was the only one

Smart enough to

take over the world?

Uh, well, I guess

it always seemed

More like

a guy thing.

So shego has

the time monkey,

And she's all-Powerful...

20 years from now.

So, short-Term,

everything's hakuna, right?

Not necessarily.

The time stream

is in flux.

I'm tired

of playing defense.

I'm takin' the fight

to shego.

You're going

to the future?

Yeah.

Ok, ok.

From here on out...

[cracks]

We're in this

together, K.P.

But the danger

to the time stream...

It's impossible!

Impossible?

Check my name.

Eh, she's got you

there, buddy.

[Sighs]

very well. Proceed.

Hey, look. I've got

one foot in the future.

Ha ha ha...

Uhh!

Let's warp...

or whatever you call it.

Confused?

Oh, yeah.

Good. I thought

it might just be me.

[Dramatic music playing]

[People gasp]

So this is Middleton

of the future.

Actually, it's now

called Shegoton.

Dark,

but with style.

Yeah. Bleak chic.

Quickly, the eyes

of the supreme one

Are everywhere.

You there!

Why aren't you toiling

For the glory

of the supreme one?

Told you.

Oh, dude...

I am so toiled out.

We've got

a lippy Norwegian

And some gerbils.

Code 5.

Hey!

Naked mole rats, please.

Send security drones!

Tag and bag!

[Drones approaching]

I'll hold them off

as long as I can.

[Boom]

Aah! My folkehatt!

Uh, be honest.

Does the costume work

without the hat?

Ron, it didn't work

with the hat.

Club shego? Ugh!

More like club ego.

Oh, well, when in Shegoton,

blend in.

Kim, you put the "neat-O"

in "incognito. "

Ok, which is

the guys' side?

This is

a fashion nightmare.

At least

it's not a bad fit.

Ah, really? 'Cause

mine's kinda riding up.

I think I picked

from the girls' side.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ok, K.P.,

what's our next step?

We find shego.

Somebody loves herself

a little too much.

Yuck!

I don't know, guys.

You gotta give shego

her props.

I mean, this is one

slick citadel of doom.

Motion detectors,

laser cannons,

And my favorite touch,

a piranha-Filled moat.

A moat? So retro.

Yeah, but, you know,

Im a sucker for the classics.

Aah!

Ow.

Aaaah!

No.

It can't be.

[Whimpering]

In her mad quest

for power,

She destroyed

bueno nacho.

You'll pay

for this, lady!

Oh, yes...

you will pay!

Ron, maybe now

is not the time.

Uhh!

Uhh!

Um, excuse me,

scary orb thing,

Where are you taking us?

The attitude

adjustment center.

Isn't that

the high school?

Prepare to be drained

of all individuality

And spirit.

Yep, high school.

Woman:
welcome to

the attitude adjustment center.

That's right, file in.

Fill all the seats.

I see some openings

in the front row.

Hi... Im Bonnie Rockwaller.

Bonnie?

She's working for shego?

That fits.

[Grunts]

Kim, I think

that's brick flagg.

Wow. It is.

Ron:
man,

he let himself go.

Shh.

Ok, let's start.

Does anyone know

Why you're here?

Yes, you...

Soulless worker drone

number 5889.

Well, uh,

I think it's...

Aaaah!

[Splash]

Exactly. You're here

because you think,

And we all know

that's not allowed.

The supreme one

thinks for you.

Let's watch

an instructional video.

Lights!

[Dramatic music playing]

The supreme one started

with a simple dream...

To rule the world.

Of course,

it was my dream first.

[Bzzt]

aah!

Ok, eyes on me!

You know, I started out

As an underestimated

sidekick,

Trying to make the stupid

schemes of others succeed...

Drakken:
my schemes

were not stupid!

[Bzzt]

aah!

The burning!

Ooh. But with the help

Of a time-Traveling

monkey idol,

I went solo with

an evil scheme of my own,

And it worked!

So, now it's my world.

Ha ha!

You're just living in it.

Back to work!

[Music ends]

Not the feel-Good film

of the year.

[Chatters]

That's true.

The music was good.

Bonnie:
so,

who still questions

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