Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time Page #6

The infallible leadership

of the supreme one?

Wait. Don't answer.

We'll just mindscan you.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It tickles!

Our scan has picked up

2 troublemakers

In the back row.

I wonder what they do

with troublemakers.

Hey, hey, hey!

High school never had to resort

to this sort of thing!

Or that

sort of thing.

Obedience collars.

You'll learn

to love them.

Not that you'll

have a choice.

I'll pass. I'm not big

on the bling-Bling.

Ron, I don't think

it's optional.

[Boom]

What?!

Eat hot plasma,

supreme one stooges!

Vive la rsistance!

Hey... Norwegian.

Naked mole rats, attack!

[All shouting]

Aah! Get them off of me!

[Sobbing]

they're so gross!

Love your timing.

[Whirring]

Wow. Those dudes

are buff.

What's the dealy

on them?

I do not

recognize them.

Hicka bicka boo?

Hooshah!

[Gasps] the tweebs?

Welcome to the future,

big sis.

More like

little sis.

Little brothers

are now big brothers.

Time travel...

It's a cornucopia

of disturbing concepts.

Wait, I have some

questions about this.

No time now.

We've gotta jet.

In the kiminator

mark xii!

Wow.

Hurry. The supreme one

will soon return

With greater force.

Strap in...

'cause the kiminator

flies, baby!

Aah!

Aah!

Kiminator?

Kiminator

mark xii.

We kept fighting

about the name.

So we named it

after you.

You guys are so sweet.

Mature works on you.

Wait, what about

mom and dad?

Up there.

On the moon?

Tim:
hooshah!

Mom and dad led

the great lunar migration

After the supreme one

turned earth into such a drag.

Dad:
hon, Im home!

How was

the sea of tranquility?

Traffic was terrible.

Didn't they

even miss me?

Oh, yeah.

But dad always said...

well, at least Kimmie's

just lost in the time stream

And not staying out late

with some boy.

What about

my parents?

I'm an actuary.

I can work anywhere.

Ok, so where are

we going now?

Tim:
our secret

headquarters.

It's in

a remote location

Where no one

ever goes.

Upperton?

Now it's called

north Shegoton.

But yeah,

that's the place.

There you'll meet

our leader.

Kim, Ron!

Man, am I glad

to see you guys.

Wade?

We finally get to

see you in person!

And you're a giant!

What can I say?

I had a growth spurt.

Uhh! Why is everybody

in the future so ripped?

Fighting an evil dictator

will do that to you.

Fine, but just don't think

Im a puny man, ok?

Waah! I got mad fu skills!

[Laughs]

Ron, don't do that.

You crack me up,

man.

Heh heh. Ow.

So, wade...

what's the sitch?

Heh. It's been a long time

since I heard that.

The tempus simia idol.

Shego used it

to play the time stream.

We need it

to set everything right.

Take that away,

Shego's future

is history.

Can't we just break it?

The chaotic effect

Of unleashing

the chronal energies

Might snap the time stream

back to normal.

Might...

might?

Or it might unravel

the fabric of time and space

And destroy the universe.

Even mom and dad

on the moon.

Ok, let's just start with

getting it away from shego.

We tried to get in,

But every mission

ended... badly.

Then we're due.

Heh heh.

Same old Kim.

Anybody seen Rufus?

Rufus prime,

please...

share your wisdom.

Huh?

What is the meaning

of life?

Hmm... cheese!

[Applause]

[Cheering]

You owe me a buck.

We've run the scenarios.

Aerial assault...

equals major catastrophe.

[Boom]

And a ground

assault... Worse.

Then we'll go lower.

Ron:
the sewers?

Aw, man!

There's a whole rainbow

of smells down here.

P.U.!

Wade,

don't you have, like,

A matter transporter

or something?

Couldn't you just beam us

into Shego's palace?

Sure, but your insides

might wind up on the outside.

It would be a great chance

to meet your spleen.

How would I even know

it's my spleen?

[Dramatic music playing]

[Clanks]

So far, so good.

Oh, really?

Tell that to my shoes.

Aah!

[Beeping]

According to my readings,

The idol is in

the center of the palace.

Not that you'll

ever see it.

Monkey fist!

You're working

for shego, too?

Well, I don't

get a paycheck,

If that's

what you mean,

But there are

some benefits.

I'll consider this

one of them.

You're way

out-Numbered, dude!

Am I?

[Dramatic music plays]

Rufus prime,

will you lead us?

Hyah!

[Yelling]

[Shrieking]

You will never see

a stranger sight.

Move it

or lose it, guys!

[Beeping]

this way.

How close are we?

Real close.

Just down this hall.

Sorry! You'll not be

getting by me, laddies!

Duff?

Aye! But now

they call me robo-Duff,

The world's

deadliest golfing cyborg!

Wow. Now,

that's a mouthful.

And, really,

how many other

Golfing cyborgs

are there?

That cannot be

a crowded field.

Ah, shut your yap, boy!

Your doom is before ye!

My cyber-Robotic

enhancements

Have taken more than

a few strokes off me game.

Fore!

Ha ha ha!

Who's laughing now, lassie?

He's more robot

than golfer now.

Get ready

to bolt, Kim!

We'll handle

robo-Doof!

Robo-Duff,

not doof!

Says you!

Let's go, boys!

Game time!

[Yelling]

Ha ha... Huh?

[Grunting]

Unh!

[Doors hiss]

[Gasps]

hey!

Kim:
there it is...

The time monkey.

Grab

and go, K.P.!

Ah-Ah-Ah!

I knew my past would come

back to haunt me one day.

Shego...

ready when you are.

Sorry, Kimmie.

The supreme one

always delegates.

Dr. D, you're on.

You're going to have

Drakken fight me?

As a last line of defense,

that's weak sauce.

Who you calling weak?!

Now, see, everybody in

the future is ripped!

What happened to you?

Diet and exercise.

And some genetic

manipulation.

The future is

a wonderful place.

Out of my way, buffoon!

Unh! Ow!

[Rip]

Hey!

[Thud]

Unh!

Unh!

[Kim grunting]

Fighting...

you know, it's fun to watch.

[Shrieking]

Advance,

my monkey minions!

Show no mercy!

Ooh!

[Grunting]

All right, Rodentia,

let me show you

What a true master of

monkey kung fu can do!

[Laughing maniacally]

I'll give him this...

he shoots a good game.

What do we do?

[Zap]

Let's take him down.

[Zap]

[Yelling]

You can't evade me

forever, Kim possible.

Unh! Uh!

I've got fab abs.

Oh, this is so wrong!

[Crunch]

unh!

Aah!

Unh! Ohh!

Aah!

Ahh!

Unh.

Ha ha! Kim possible,

you think you're all that!

Blah blah

blah-Blah-Blah.

See, you were born

to be a sidekick.

[Mutters]

what was that?

Nothing, oh, supreme one!

Nothing at all!

Now, what should I do

with this pest?

Nothing's on TV...

oh, except me,

So how about

we watch her suffer?

[Beep]

Ahh!

[Clanking]

Unh! Ohh.

[Struggling]

Hold on, Kim!

I... Unh!

[Boom]

Aah!

Aah!

[Buzz]

I'm ready, Kim!

Uh, do I know you?

[Gasps] Monique!

Monique? Monique?

Who's Monique?

I'm an old

friend of Kims.

Wow! Lookin' good.

Why, thanks, Kim.

There were

a few nasty years

After miss supreme here

took over club banana.

Girlfriend,

there was no way

I was gonna style

that look.

Oh!

So I joined

the rebellion.

[Beep]

[Crackling]

A- Hem. Mind if

I cut you off?

[Boom]

You know, I do mind.

Aah!

You've been busy

since Australia.

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