Kim Possible: So the Drama Page #3

98 bottles of pop

You take one down,

pass it around

97 bottles of pop on the wall

Make sure you collect

all your personal belongings.

Ready to find that snowbeast?

Mr. B.? I don't get it.

Stoppable, do you want

the whole class after the 5 Gs?

I gotcha.

What about Rufus?

Tell you what, Stoppable...

you help me get that photo

and I'll cut you in for 2%.

How you diwy it

with your hairless pal...

that's your business.

Deal.

Catch you later, K.P.!

Ron, where are you going?

That reminds me

of the cutest Kimmy story.

We're on

our first family ski trip...

Kimmy's two years old and

she takes off her clothes...

in the middle of the lodge.

Mom! Not now. Not ever!

Honey, two year olds

have been known...

to strut around stark naked.

Am I right?

Absolutely.

Please... go on.

Shouldn't we have mules

or sherpas or something?

When I snow hike with Kim,

we get sherpas.

You're not traveling

with the pep squad today, son.

Up here,

you gotta earn your 2%.

Wait a minute.

You hear something?

Teeth chattering?

Knees knocking?

Bladder sloshing?

That's me!

Listen!

Snowbeast!

- Get a move on, Stoppable!

- It's on! It's on!

Over there!

Wait!

It changed direction!

Rufus! Rufus, you OK?

Where's Mr. Barkin?

It got away.

It's coming back.

Calm down, Stoppable.

It's a woman.

Thanks for noticing.

Well, you know,

you're obviously...

you know, female.

We thought

you were the snowbeast.

Not that you look beastly

in any way, ma'am.

Oh, please.

Don't tell me you believe

that silly fairy tale!

- No, no.

- No, no, no.

I'm Amy Hall.

Pleased to meet you, Mr...

Barkin. Steve Barkin.

- Say, Stevie...

- I prefer Steve.

That makes two of us.

Anyhoo, I got all

turned around up here.

Would you mind

leading me back to the lodge?

- Actually, we-

- Would be tickled pink.

Pink is my favorite color!

Excuse us.

What about the photos?

The photos can wait, Mr. B.

You got a lady on the line.

- Come on, Stevie.

- Stoppable...

Stevie!

The lodge awaits us!

Mr. Barkin, babe magnet.

Drop it, Stoppable.

Ma'am, please follow me.

To the ends of the earth,

Stevie.

You built your own snowboard,

Dr. Possible?

You'd be surprised what

you can cobble together...

with odds and ends

from around the space center.

I'd love to see it in action.

- Slow down there, Dad.

- Kimmy?

Yours is so much cooler

than everyone else's.

You don't want to bum out

the other guys, do you?

Gosh, Kimmy,

I don't want to bum anybody out.

Good, Dad. Real good.

Is everything OK, Kim?

You seem stressed.

Kim!

You did that on purpose!

Now who's paranoid, Bonnie?

It was an accident.

- I owe you one.

- It was nothing.

Find your snow monster?

How much do you know?

I'm gonna buy y-o-u

a mug of hot cocoa, Stevie.

That's really not necessary.

I need to get back

to the slopes.

With mini marshmallows!

Hey! An Otterfly!

That's right!

You collect Cuddle Buddies?

I've seen them at the mall.

No big.

Seen them? Kimmy went wild

for those little things.

I'm the past president...

of the Cuddle Buddy

Collectors Club.

It's so nice to find

a fellow Cuddler!

You two must

have so much in common.

You meet the nicest people

at Cuddle functions.

I've never gone.

Kimmy, who's your fave?

Mine's Otterfly obviously.

It was a long time ago.

What was that one

you never let me wash?

- I don't-

- Pandaroo, that's it.

You still sleep with

that little guy, don't you?

So cute. Little Pandaroo.

Kim?

Bonnie knows about Pandaroo.

Hope is lost.

That's harsh.

Can I borrow the communicator?

Your concern touches me.

Wade, what's

the snowbeast sitch?

I've got no historical

sightings...

no local legends, nothing.

- You pulled Wade in on this?

- Only if he delivers.

What were you talking about?

Not about

the "Weekly Wonder" reward.

Barkin has me down for 10%.

- Ten?

- If I deliver.

Fine. Just call me

if you find anything.

Keep it.

Wade might want to share

some beasty breakthrough.

- Want to come track it?

- Don't you get it?

This weekend is now

strictly damage control.

If I don't stay on top of

my parents every minute...

I'll never be able to show

my face in school again!

I'm in Humiliation Nation!

Let's move, Stoppable,

before that Amy woman...

force-feeds me cocoa again.

I think we're getting close.

Something moved.

It didn't sound beast-sized.

It's just a dog.

Hey, pup.

What are you doing way out here?

Cheese and crackers!

That's a mixed breed!

Snowbeast.

No! You naughty,

naughty beastie.

You shouldn't have

run off like that.

You had Mommy all worried.

Amy, in the nick of time,

you tamed the beast!

- You saved me!

- Why did it listen to her?

Thank you, thank you,

thank you!

Why did she say "Mommy"?

You're a clever one, Stevie.

Get the camera!

Hey, that's mine!

She wants the reward!

Or not.

Don't be a pig.

Take them to the lab!

Let me go! Let me go!

Ron? Mr. Barkin?

I'll get Kim.

Nice outfit, Dr. Possible.

It's, like, retro chic.

Groovy.

I was making small talk.

Forgive me

if that's out of bounds.

- What do you mean?

- We'd better be going.

We wouldn't want Kimmy

to be in Humiliation Nation.

You heard me?

Smooth move, Kim.

Kim!

- Wade?

- We've got a situation.

You can't go gallivanting

all over the mountain.

Imagine what people must think.

What is this place?

My homey little

genetics engineering lab.

Let me show you

my favorite part.

Sweet mother of pearl.

Every Cuddle Buddy ever made!

That's a lot of plush, lady.

I collected them all,

but it wasn't enough.

Cookies!

- Question!

- Yes?

What's up with the monsters?

I wanted more.

To go where no Cuddler

had gone before.

Life-sized

living Cuddle Buddies!

That's quite a leap.

Not if you're one of the world's

foremost biogeneticists!

They called me DNAmy.

They said I was mad

at the Cuddle Con.

Gingersnap?

- Lady, you are-

- Special?

You are sick... and wrong!

You're just a meanie, Stevie!

But I can fix that.

Wade, try searching

the Cuddle Buddy website.

They profile all major

Cuddlers-collectors.

How'd you know that?

I logged on a few times.

They're a good investment.

Good call, Kim.

- She's a biogeneticist?

- That's not all.

She was kicked out

of her university...

for unorthodox

splicing experiments.

Her nickname was DNAmy.

An out of control geneticist.

I should've paid more attention

to Ron's crazed snowbeast talk.

We need to hurry.

Is there a satellite...

that can scan the mountain

for geological anomalies?

Natch. Hoping to find

a hidden scientific lab?

- If it's not too much.

- You're on a roll.

Artificial reinforcements

in a large cavern to the north.

I'm there.

Wait! Why punish Rufus?

Barkin's the one you're mad at!

That's it, Stoppable!

Kiss your 2% good-bye.

We could have been

so cute together, Stevie!

Now you'll find out

what it's like...

to be genetically fused

with a hairless rodent!

You are one twisted sister!

Let them go, DNAmy,

or I'll-Pandaroo?

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