Kim Possible: So the Drama Page #4

Superstar edition?

They only made 12 of these!

You like

Cuddle Buddies, Kimmy...

wait till you see

my genetic zipper in action!

- Rufus! You're a mutant!

- Gross.

Naked mole man!

My greatest

splicing success yet!

Hey, Snowy!

Looks like your mommy's

got a new favorite.

She doesn't care about you.

You're just another

collectible to her.

Stop it!

Stop it this instant!

There's room in my heart

for all of you!

Thanks, K.P.

We gotta get Rufus back.

- And Mr. Barkin.

- Him, too.

No!

These materials are unstable!

According to my readings,

the whole place is gonna blow!

Mr. Barkin, no!

Rufus, I know

you're in there, buddy.

It's me!

That's my Rufus!

Rufus, you're OK!

And you're wearing

Barkin's clothes.

Then what's Mr. Barkin wearing?

Stoppable, I need pants!

Let's evacuate, people!

Just once, I wish the bad guy's

lair didn't blow up.

- No!

- You have to leave!

Not without my Cuddle Buddies!

- We made it!

- Great.

Now I've got to find

my parents to apologize.

You might not get the chance.

Avalanche!

We'll never outrun it!

No way!

Get ready.

No time to stop!

Hang on.

This could get gnarly.

There they are!

Awesome ride, Dr. P.!

- Way to go!

- Cool!

- That was amazing!

- I could never do that!

Dad, you're amazing.

Oh, no big.

Come see me, Stevie!

Mom, I am so sorry.

Don't worry, honey.

Your father and I

were teenagers once.

Sometimes we forget

what it's like.

Isn't this a sweet moment?

- Bonnie!

- Mom?

Pumpkin!

Mother,

what are you doing here?

I heard you kids

needed more chaperones...

so I rushed right up.

But you can't!

Bon-Bon, don't go

flying off the handle.

Bon-Bon?

If everything

isn't just so...

little Bon-Bon

goes straight to pieces.

But why? Who called you?

There's too many kids

for just us to handle...

and I figured

if Kimmy got to enjoy...

having her parents around,

why not you, too, Bonnie?

This is going to be such fun!

You have to introduce me

to every single one...

of your little classmates.

You rock, Mom.

You rock, too, Kimmy.

Now, boys...

You said we should practice.

You also said we can't touch

the ball with our hands.

Save it for the field, boys.

- First time coaching?

- Is it that obvious?

Your lack of protective gear

gave it away.

Sorry!

Would you go get them, please?

Mom, they're your kids!

But I hate this place.

You go.

I'll give you $5.00.

But the place reeks

of burnt pizza!

Not the puppy dog pout!

That's mine!

OK...

but keep the engine running

for a quick getaway.

Kim! K.P.!

Ron?

What are you doing here?

I come for the games...

but I stay for

the burnt pizza smell.

- I win!

- Rematch!

Have you seen

my dad and the tweebs?

Give me that ball right now!

I'm not just saying this

as your father...

but as your coach!

Come here!

Dad!

Kimmy, the team needs a coach

until I'm back on my feet.

You cannot be serious!

I don't know

the first thing about soccer!

What's to know?

You're wonderful with children.

Those are not children!

I'm not even

sure if they're human!

Wade, what's the sitch?

Trouble at J.P. Bearymore's

Pizza Party-torium.

Tell me about it.

My dad's totally out of action.

No, Kim! After you guys left,

they were robbed!

Somebody stole J.P. Bearymore!

At least you still

have the backup band.

The bear was totally

carrying those hacks.

J.P. is the state-of-the-art

in animatronic musicians.

Whoever those thieves are,

they're not subtle.

No, no. A villainous laugh

needs to be deep...

from the diaphragm.

Try again.

The laugh is not important.

I have the bear.

Yes, but why stop at the bear?

I have no use for the otter

and the beaver was off-key.

Junior, a true arch-villain...

doesn't leave behind

a perfectly good otter.

I thought

this was my crime to run!

Of course. Provided

you make sound decisions.

Fine. I will get the otter.

- And the beaver.

- Whatever.

That bear is quite

a piece of work, Kim-

state-of-the-art

inside and out.

OK, so we need to think

about who might want it.

- Industrial rivals?

- Other animal bands?

Pizzapotamus! No!

- Ron!

- Not Pizzapotamus!

It's Senor Senior, Sr.

and Senor Senior, Jr.!

Looks like we picked up

a few passengers-

Kim Possible and

her sidekick-type friend...

whose name escapes me.

What is your name again,

young man?

It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!

That's right.

I will smash them

into a building.

Junior, no!

I do not like this at all.

You cannot

simply smash your foe.

- Why not?

- Give your foe a chance.

To do what?

To shimmy up the cable

and try something heroic.

- Shimmy up the cable.

- You're closer. You shimmy.

Have you seen me shimmy?

It's not pretty.

Hang on!

Come on.

We don't have much time.

They're in a helicopter.

We'll never catch them.

Who's talking about them?

Bueno Nacho

closes in three minutes!

- I'm starving!

- Yeah!

- K.P., this can't go on.

- What?

Studying in study hall!

It sets a bad precedent.

Don't worry.

It's not schoolwork.

- The Senior and Junior case?

- Wrong again.

Soccer.

Or as the English

call it-football.

You know a lot about soccer?

Oh, yes.

I will teach you all I know.

Let's see...

soccer is the world's

most popular sport.

You can't touch the ball

with your hands...

- Unless you're the goalie.

- Really? That's it.

The student has surpassed

the teacher. Nap-time.

Keep 'em coming, Ron.

- Are you the goalie?

- No, Kaitlin is.

Then no hands.

Cool! Let me try.

Wait.

Your approach is all wrong.

Like this.

Take it, Tim!

I got it, Kaitlin!

Here's a give-and-go.

See? You pass it

right back to the person...

who passed it to you.

I could've done that myself.

There's no "I" in "team. "

And there's no fun in soccer.

Not with her hogging the ball.

Let me show you.

Do it like this.

Junior, I do not approve

of the sign.

Your lair should be secret.

But I want people to find me.

So it is a trap. Clever boy.

Father, it is my scheme.

Yes, of course.

I just want to see

if it is evil enough.

Please! I assure you...

it will be the greatest

achievement of my life.

Greatest evil achievement.

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

Keep it moving.

Use both sides of your feet.

Here, I'll show you.

- Is she scaring you, too?

- Oh, yeah.

I am so glad

I'm just the equipment-

Equipment manager!

Blow these up! Hurry!

I wasn't ready! Do-over!

There are no do-overs

in a real game.

Come on, hustle!

Heads up! Survey the field!

Keep the ball moving!

What's the sitch, Wade?

- How's the coach thing going?

- Getting there.

Visualize goals!

Visualize Senor Senior, Sr.

What did you say?

Triple-S has struck again.

Listen up, team!

I've gotta jet.

Yeah!

That kind of attitude says

extra header practice.

Now remember-hustle!

I'll be back as soon as I can.

That's not hustle.

Our company has invented

a revolutionary new gas...

that burns 100 times

brighter than neon.

Doesn't look so bright to me.

It's quite bright, isn't it?

Not as bright as

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