Kindergarten Cop 2

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I just don't know

if I can do this.

You can do it.

We can do it.

What if he finds us?

I can protect you.

Look, you need to trust me.

You deserve to be

with someone who loves you.

Not someone who controls you.

Okay, come on, we need to hurry.

Katja!

Alexander. This isn't

what it looks like...

You betrayed me.

I will deal with you later.

And this...

This is the object

of your affection.

Frankly, I don't see it.

Don't do this, Zogu.

Any last words?

Yeah.

Pineapple.

"Pineapple"?

What is this "pineapple"?

It's a delicious fruit.

I know it's delicious...

You are an imbecile,

you know that?

I grant you your last words

and you give me

pineapple nonsense.

What is this?

Well, pineapple, it's the...

It's the code word

for the raid order.

Don't even think about it.

FBI.

You're under arrest, Zogu.

Racketeering, wire fraud,

money laundering,

and I'm sure we'll think up

some other stuff

like trying to kill me

and slapping women around.

And extremely bad cologne.

This is only the beginning,

my friend.

I'm not your friend.

Get him out of here.

You're FBI?

I'm sorry.

You okay, dude?

Pineapple?

Couldn't think of something

better than pineapple?

You know I love pineapple, man.

It's my favorite fruit.

Dude, you look like

you need a drink.

It's on me. Come on,

let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Let's get out of here.

Come on, man,

you did good in here.

You like the way I bust in the door?

Wasn't it gangster?

Reed.

How was your date last night?

It wasn't a date, grandpa.

No one dates anymore.

It was a hookup.

Oh, it was a booty call.

You know, I've got a theory,

you wanna hear it?

No.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, you know,

you haven't been in

any serious relationship

since Katja.

I think you're still

in love with her.

Excuse me, I was never in love with Katja.

I was undercover.

I was acting.

Oh. Okay,

you were acting.

Well, you know, sometimes,

these kind of assignments

can blur the lines, Romeo.

Why're you busting my chops?

Trial's next week.

Katja's gonna be

there to testify.

You're not a little

excited to see her?

And what? Settle down

with Zogu's mistress

in the witness

protection program?

Live in Arizona

for the rest of my life?

No, thanks, I'm good.

No.

That did not just happen.

That's karma, bro.

That is perfect karma.

No.

The vending machine gods want you

to be honest about your feelings.

Calm down. I'll give

you another dollar.

That's not the point. This machine

owes me a goddamn Twix bar.

Hey!

Agent Reed!

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Were you about to shoot

that vending machine?

No, of course not.

That's good to hear.

Because that's something

only a crazy person would do.

A crazy person

without a job.

Absolutely.

Jason Flaherty, 29,

arrested following a car crash where

your brother Kevin died, huh?

What am I doing here?

What does the FBI care about

a stupid traffic accident?

Valmir Krasniqi and Sokol Pula,

lieutenants in the Zogu

crime syndicate.

Never heard of them.

Well, they've heard of you.

I got 20 different

traffic cams telling me

they were following

you that day.

Maybe they wanted to

borrow some Grey Poupon.

Let's cut him loose.

Yeah, yeah, we made a mistake.

You sure about that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He doesn't know anything

about the Albanians.

We'll just keep an eye on him

and when Zogu kills him for stealing

his Wi-Fi or whatever he did,

maybe we'll get lucky

with the forensics.

Fair enough.

I say we get his dental records

'cause Albanians

always burn the body.

I'll have O'Connell take a mold.

Hold on, wait!

Okay! Okay!

I know Zogu.

Well, I know of him. I tried

selling him some merchandise.

Doesn't it feel good

to get that off your chest?

So, what'd you try to sell him?

Drugs? Guns? Plutonium?

No.

No, nothing like that. No.

I tried selling him

some information.

He didn't meet my price, so I...

You what?

I tried selling to

Victor Popov instead.

Oh, now I understand.

This guy's a genius.

We just want to know

what you tried to sell Zogu.

Let's make a deal.

We can put you

in witness protection.

Something funny?

That's what I tried selling him.

Witness protection database.

Give me a break.

Maybe.

If you want to know if I'm telling

the truth, it's gonna cost you.

We ain't paying you sh*t.

I want full immunity.

We got to run that by the U.S.

Attorney's Office...

You guys forget to

pay the electric bill?

Whoa, what's going on?

Isn't it just

a rolling blackout?

We're on a separate

system from the city.

Team of hostiles

breached the perimeter.

How many?

Ten, maybe 12.

Witness protection database?

What, you think

this is about me?

Ah. Easy.

Stay with me

or I will shoot you.

Let's go.

Right, come on.

Damn it.

Go back!

This way! Come on!

Go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Take cover!

Get out of there!

We got to get this guy

out of the building!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Watch out!

Twelve o'clock!

Twelve o'clock!

Give me a hand.

Seriously?

Come on!

You got to be kidding me.

Come on, push, push!

I'm pushing!

Damn!

That's a badass candy machine.

Whew.

We got 'em.

Karma.

Can I have an M&M's?

So, you just gonna keep the

Twix and not give me any?

Oh. All right, all right.

I'll remember that.

A fresh one, too?

Thank you, man.

We have three unidentified

Eastern Europeans in critical condition,

and those two Albanians

you maimed

with your death by chocolate.

We have them all in custody,

but they know talking

to us would be suicide.

And Jason?

On transport

to federal detention

center at SeaTac.

So, you believe

that loser hacked his way

into the witness

protection database?

It's impossible.

First of all, it's a 128-bit

cypher with parallel encryption...

The director of

technology confirmed

the database was

breached last month.

We're fried.

We're fried.

They're after Katja.

Probably.

Well, let's move her.

Already did that.

But it's not that simple.

This particular database not only

had the witnesses' locations,

it had their

new identifications,

photos, social security numbers.

He'd find her no matter

where we move her.

You catching what I'm pitching?

Well, let's get that list

before Zogu does.

There's good news on that front.

As part of his plea deal,

Jason told us he only made

one copy of the database

which is on a flash drive he gave

to his brother for safekeeping.

He didn't upload it

to the cloud?

He said he didn't, but we'll

find out if he's lying.

We're executing search warrants

at his brother's apartment

and his school.

His school?

Kevin Flaherty was a kindergarten

teacher at Hunts Bay Academy.

Wow. Impressive.

Impressive.

What's Hunts Bay?

It's only the most prestigious

elementary private school in the city.

It's like $50,000

a year to go there.

$50,000.

For kindergarten?

Count it.

All right. You take the school.

I'll take the apartment.

Let's do it.

Reed!

Get me that drive!

Yes, sir.

Sir...

You heard! All right,

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