King of the Avenue Page #3

in the garage.

Are you okay?

Yeah, l'm fine!

Go clean up.

You know, Pops called.

Said Daddy Junior

put out the hit.

We need to

do something, man.

l thought

l heard

a scream .

Where do

you live?

l live next door!

Right next door?

You didn't

hear sh*t.

Okay, man. Okay.

l didn't

see anything.

And l didn't

hear anything.

Okay. All right.

lt appears as

if we have

a deal.

So what now?

You become

the king.

What, so, you

just wave your

hands around

and do some magic

or something

or what?

Do l look like a

Ieprechaun to you?

Then what?

Open it.

What?

F*** that!

Aren't you

the devil?

Can't you just raise

him out of there

or something?

Contrary to popular belief,

l don't just wave

a magic wand.

Different events

have to take place

for you to

become this king.

For those

events to happen,

l must bring

forth a demon.

This demon

needs a host.

And to show that

this is your will,

kind of like

the signing of the

proverbial contract,

the host must be

only the people

you love the most.

The only

reason to do this

is to save my family.

l'm an opportunist,

l really don't care

why you're doing it.

As long as you're

doing my will.

Thanks.

Jesus!

You've signed your contract.

l'll take it from here.

Hello?

Taz.

Amanda.

Honey, you need

to come home.

Why? What's wrong?

Baby, l don't know

how to tell you this.

Why? What happened?

The people from

the cemetery called.

Somebody dug up

your father's

grave and

and stole

his remains.

Did you hear

what l just said?

Yeah. Oh my God.

That's horrible.

What did they say?

Don't worry about

that right now.

Can you please

just come home?

l'm really scared.

Okay. Uh

l gotta call

you back.

Give me

your hand.

Why?

Now.

You need anything?

Why?

Scooter Pie

gave me your stuff.

l never got

rid of it.

You want

something to eat?

l don't eat.

So, what do

we do now, Pops?

My name

is De'Sha.

Oh.

Okay.

Let's get

one thing clear.

l don't give

a f*** about you.

l'm a demon

straight from hell.

Sent to wreak havoc

and do whatever

is necessary

to make you

king of the avenue.

So don't think,

just because l'm

in this body

that it somehow

ties us emotionally.

l'm here to

do his will.

And if

l'm commanded

l'll take you out

and leave you on

the field for dead.

That's just

what l do.

And that's

the story of

you and me.

Now go

get dressed.

Whoa, how'd

you know

about that?

l know

everything you know.

Pop the trunk.

Yeah!

Council meeting?

l didn't know

anything about

a council meeting.

Huh. That's

'cause it's

about you.

So now J'm the

motherfucking bad guy?

Dooney, you know you

can't put a hit

on a boss

without all

us votin' on it.

Those are

the rules.

That mother f***er

broke the rules first.

l agree

with Dooney.

You would.

What the f***'s

that supposed

to mean?

N*gger. It means Dooney

gives you your sh*t

for a discount.

So you're gonna

agree with anything

he says.

You his b*tch.

Stanley, shut

the f*** up.

l'll sell my sh*t

to whoever the

f*** l want

for whatever the

price l want to.

Anybody got

a problem with that?

l don't blame Taz

for doing what

he did.

Sh*t. You ain't

showing nobody

no love.

A n*gger gonna f*** around

and starve to death

dealing with you.

Motherfuckers, l am

the mother f***ing

king! Me!

And the rules are:

nobody can buy

sh*t from nobody

but me

unless l

say otherwise.

l chose these

mother f***ing bandits

from wild wild west.

Dooney, calm dow-!

Calm down!

We don't need

to start a war.

l think what we

need to do

is let Taz

answer some of

these accusations.

Mother f***er, of course

you gonna say that!

You mother f***ing

white boys

stick together.

White boy?

l'm Italian.

Same sh*t to me.

A white boy that

eats good.

l didn't come here

to get disrespected.

Mother f***er, l'm the one

that disrespected in

this b*tch!

Dooney, come on.

Dooney, just chill.

l mean nobody's

disrespecting you, alright?

Right, Ed?

Stanley?

l'm just sayin'

what's on my mind.

Ain't that why we

had these meetings?

Let's just f***ing

vote, alright?

Who's not in favor

of the hit on Taz?

Raise your hand.

And who's

in favor

of the hit?

See? Vote

came to an end.

That's it.

His ass is mine.

Prepare for

a baptism.

Now who said

your vote

didn't count?

Three things. One,

this never happened.

Two, Taz is now

the new king of

the avenue.

And three

y'all gonna get

your sh*t for half

price from now on.

See? That's what

the f*** l'm

talkin' about.

Yeah.

lt's not

like we don't

appreciate

all this.

But you just

killed five!

Watch your

tone, mother f***er!

You just killed

five bosses

and the king.

lt's gonna be all-out war

out there on the streets.

l'll handle

that sh*t.

Y'all just go about

business as usual.

And you remember, when

the mother f***er's

in the room,

you just talk to

the mother f***er,

you don't

yell at him.

You got that?

Yes.

Say l'm a

b*tch-ass n*gger.

l'm a

b*tch-ass n*gger.

At the time, l wasn't aware

of what had just happened,

especially because the

demon showed the

same emotion

as if he had

just swatted

a fly.

But that was

only the tip

of the iceberg,

lt would've been

an all-out war

if the crews of

the dead bosses

woke up the next

morning and found

out what happened

to their Ieaders.

Except for

the crews of

these bosses,

waking up

was not

an option,

That night, I drove

the demon around

as he massacred 28 of

the most influential

people in the gang,

Sometimes it's not

how many you kill,

it's who you kill.

lt was actually

pretty easy

for him.

No one even knew

there was a war,

Everyone just had

their guards

down, so

he just kind

of picked them off

like fish in a barrel.

Ask them

what they want.

What do

you want?

A lot of people

died last night.

A lot of people

die every night.

Yeah, but you're

not one of them.

Fancy police work.

You think

this is

a joke?

l think the joke

is you guys are

here at my door

saying that you're here

'cause l'm not dead.

A lot of your

constituents were

murdered last night.

Constituents?

Yeah. You're a

drug dealer, right?

Drug dealing is illegal

in the state of Florida.

Where were you

Iast night?

Where were you?

What?

What you're basically saying

is l'm a suspect because

l'm alive.

That would make you

a suspect too.

Where were

you last night?

l know

where he was.

l came over

Iast night.

Twice. Okay?

l looked at this boy

straight in the eyes

and l told him,

''Turn the music down.''

He wouldn't turn

the music down. He

wouldn't listen to me.

Hey, wh -where you

guys going?

Hey! Hey!

l told them what

you wanted me

to say.

Please don't

hurt me. Please.

Please.

We have to meet

with the Mexicans.

Twenty eight

bodies in one night,

You had a busy night.

And it shows.

Man. That gotta

be some kind

of record.

l'm not impressed.

l don't know

what you're

talking about.

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