Kismet Love Paisa Dilli Page #8

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Come on, let's go, let's go.

Dhondiyal.

Put on the speaker. Speaker.

Hello!

Where are you?

Why have you called?

Because you are helping

that boy instead of helping..

..the country and the government.

We know that the boy is with you.

Is he with you or not?

You've got your tape, right?

Now what do you want from him?

Hey you, don't act

too smart the two of you.

The boy had brought his

doom by giving the wrong tape.

Hey, what do you mean by wrong tape?

Have I opened up a library?

I had only one tape with me.

Hey you hero finally you spoke

up, you are trying to act too smart.

We've seen with our own

eyes that Pandit had put..

..the tape inside your

jacket's pocket in the hotel's lobby.

And you've handed us this tape?

You wanted to make

the minister drink urine.

He has asked to break your neck.

Sir, he disconnected the phone.

Have you traced the call?

Yes sir. They are on Gurudwara road.

Come on.

Which tape are they talking about now?

Who is this Pandit who

kept the tape in my waist coat?

I cannot understand.

Hey stop!

Hey what are you

doing? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Does anyone do such things?

Oh no!

What happened?

My waistcoat.

If the tape is there

it'll be in my waist coat.

In that farm house.

But how shall we go there at this hour?

No, my son, don't walk to that place.

It's not safe. The girl is with you.

Parminder! Bring the car keys, my son.

They all are dead drunk.

Come on Lokesh.

Come. - Come, come.

This was the room.

It'll be somewhere here.

I've got it. - What's this?

Oh no! Adarsh Bharat Yuva Dal.

But we must first see

what's there in this tape.

Yes, let's go.

Come, come. Here is one.

What's there in this bloody tape?

Look, it's very simple.

In order to stop our government

from dissolving we need six members.

Two from you and four from you.

But Mr. Acharya,

everyone's asking money in advance.

Look, we are taking more

time to bring the 400 crores..

..then we took to earn it.

Look, you know that it takes

long to bring money from Swiss bank.

Mr. Pandit, am I

right? - Yes, absolutely.

Look, you'll get 15

crores each by tomorrow evening.

It's Gandhi's birth

anniversary on 2nd October and..

..there'll be bundles

of currency in your homes.

Oh sh*t!

Yes, my friends from the

media I have two work with you.

One the Swamiji from

Adarsh Bharat has started..

..fasting against us.

He is trying to prove

himself as a big patriot.

Mr. Pandit. - Yes. - Come here.

Keep the bag there and you come here.

Meet him.

He is Devraj Pandit.

He is the right hand of the

Swami but he is joined to our body.

Secondly,unfortunately lot

of my scams is being revealed.

Show less of them. Try to

divert the attention of the public.

Mr. Acharya, what can we do?

Your party members are accused

even in the scam of Jansayog report.

We need to show them.

You need big news then tell me.

We'll arrange a blast in

Jantar Mantar. 10-15 people will die.

It'll be sufficient

news for one week. Show it.

What do you say Mr.

Pandit? - Yes, absolutely.

Oh my!

15 crores will reach

your home by tomorrow evening.

Sisodiya. - Yes sir.

Oh my god!

Holy sh*t man!

Move from in front of me.

Give me that tape. - Tape, tape.

Come on Lavina, let's go.

That's some amazing stuff man.

I want the tape.

Okay, okay.

Sh*t!

Lavina, come, come.

What happened?

Sit down all of you.

Why are you standing?

Because Katta is standing.

And he has decided to take you to task.

Do we smell?

No, not at all.

Smell, smell us you scoundrel.

Do we smell or not?

It smells, it smells very bad.

You'll smell more than us.

A mixture of all of us. - Cocktail.

Undress yourself. - What?

Undress yourself. - Open.

Hey you!

I never undressed myself so

many times as I did in this one night.

Remove your hands.

A buffalo in your shorts.

Doesn't it strike?

It isn't a buffalo.

It is a bull.

Bull. Turn, turn, let's see its tail.

He is a free bull.

Today we'll tie a

string to the bull's tail.

What do you say Mr. Captain?

Drop your underpants.

No one will move from here.

Everyone should

watch him being disgraced.

Please forgive me Mr. Captain.

I'm your younger brother.

I got swayed in the

company of the sardars. - Shut up!

Drop your underpants.

Drop your gun.

What's happening here?

Is a shooting going on?

Come on, get going from here.

Phantom have you

plugged your ears? Drop your gun.

What if I don't drop it?

Then I'll shoot your head

and make a lampshade out of it.

You'll keep emitting light.

Century brother! Century!

Mr. Captain!

You scoundrel, rascal, your mother's..

What? What were you

saying, sir's mother's?

Huh? Speak up.

What were you saying, sir's

mother's? - Blessings, blessings sir.

If you have any problems then tell me.

Sir, sir, he just moved.

When a Jat dies know that..

..you are done.

When a Jat dies know that..

When a Jat dies know that..

..you are done.

Come on baby. - That tape, damn it!

Please baby, come on.

What is this baby? Come.

Sleep baby. - Come.

Okay baby. I'm coming, huh.

Yes hero, where is your madam?

She..

Madam! Oh madam!

Bring your sexy self here.

Come, come.

Before we carry out the

funeral of your lover we..

..thought of thanking

you for calling us here.

Mr. Captain, I got swayed

in the company of the sardars.

Drop your underpants.

I saw that the Jats had..

Hello Delhi Police control room.

Who is towards Chattrapur?

Who is towards Chattrapur?

Some Lavina and Lokesh

Duggal's life is in danger.

Is there any unit nearby?

Come in 216, come in 216.

I'm in Chattrapur, I'm going there.

Bhusan Dhondiyal is my name.

I take out melting needle from fire.

What do you say sir?

Take u-turn.

The public is in

trouble and I won't come?

How is that possible?

I had called 100 to

save you from the Jats.

I didn't know that

these rascals will come.

Even our mothers didn't

know that we'll be scoundrels.

You've worn a nice pair of underpants.

Thank you sir.

Come on take it out.

Sir please sir, even you too.

This is against law. My underpants.

Take out the tape, you scoundrel.

Tape?

Sir, tape is not with me.

If you say this again then..

Sir, sir, sir, the

tape is with them sir.

What? He is lying, sir. - Yes.

He is lying, sir. He is clearly lying.

Do I appear to be

in the position to lie?

The tape was hidden in my

clothes and they snatched away my clothes.

Undress yourselves. - Sir. - Undress!

Undress! - Okay sir.

There is nothing in it.

Come on get down.

Sir, what are you doing? - Sir..

I'll search everything inside. - Okay.

Hey!

Sir, I don't know why they..

Oh no!

Come on, tell where the tape is?

Else the next bullet

will be aimed at her head.

Sir, please sir, I'll give you the tape.

Please leave her.

Just look at the

love this guy has for her.

I can become a girl to get your love.

Look, I've left her.

Now take it out.

Sir.

You are a rascal.

Strange, the work that the

bullet couldn't do was done by this girl.

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