Kiss and Make-Up Page #5
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My life would have more spice
And even if I have to pay
I'd gladly pay the price
I see you and surrender
Oh, won't you please be tender
Corned beef and cabbage,
I love you
(SINGING) I'm always happy when you
Are featured on the menu
Corned beef and cabbage,
I love you
Although you're so plebeian
You're fit for any queen
Corned beef and cabbage,
I love you
You fill me with
a strange desire
That haunts me
all night through
You seem to set
my heart on fire
You give me heartburn, too
Really? Why don't you
try a load of
Bicarbonate of soda
- Corned beef
- And cabbage
- I love you
- I love you
What's this pork chop
la Pompadour?
Ah, it is a chop, signore,
with a very fine crme sauce,
potatoes, asparagus, stuffed tomato,
It is a poem.
Good. Bring us
two orders of that.
Oh, no, no, Maurice.
Too much starch.
Look, darling, I'm hungry. You order
what you like, but I want a pork chop.
Oh, but you wouldn't have
the heart to eat all those good things
right in front of me
when you know I'm fairly starved.
You order.
of very lean ham,
fresh lettuce, melba toast
and, oh, yes,
some mineral water.
Now, order whatever
you like, dear.
What's the difference?
Bring me the same.
Well, it's the exact diet
you prescribed, darling.
Good night and
thanks so much.
Good night.
(HUMMING)
(SINGING) I love you
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
- I told you so.
- What do you mean?
That's that Spanish vestibule lurker
I was telling you about.
How was the
beauticians' banquet?
Well, I don't know,
you see, because when I...
When you arrived,
they'd all gone.
How did you know?
It doesn't matter.
I fell asleep.
While Eve was dressing.
Yes.
That's one method.
Personally, I used to read a good book.
Prosit.
Prosit.
You wanted to go for a swim
this afternoon, didn't you?
Yes.
- But you couldn't go.
- No.
Prosit.
Prosit.
You wanted a good dinner.
Yes.
But you got lean ham
and fresh lettuce.
Yes.
Prosit.
Prosit.
Prosit.
Darling, my love for you
made me jealous.
Will you forgive me?
51, 52, 53, 54, 55...
On a night like this, there should be
no bitterness, only beauty and romance.
59, 60, 61, 62, 63...
One has only to look
at that moon to realize that
love is the only thing
68, 69, 70.
I shan't be
a minute, darling.
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Darling, I'm out of
cleansing cream.
You could have said anything.
North Pole, gold standard,
bicarbonate of soda,
and nothing could have killed my mood
like that hideous little sentence,
"I'm out of cleansing cream."
Now, don't make me
nervous again, darling.
Your secretary must
have some samples.
I'll ask her
to bring me a jar.
What, now?
Well, of course.
How else can I remove my makeup?
Or would you rather
I went to bed with it on?
Do just as you like.
Room 698, please.
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello.
Did I wake you up?
No, I couldn't go to sleep.
Cleansing cream? Yes.
Yes, I'll bring it.
She wasn't asleep.
Are you angry because I called her?
No, and I'm not going to be angry
about anything anymore tonight.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Well, come in.
Thank you, Annie.
You're quite welcome.
I shan't be long, darling.
What is it, Annie?
Nothing.
- Tell me.
- Nothing, really.
I'd better get some sleep.
What is it, please?
You haven't enough heart
to understand.
I'm going back to Paris
in the morning.
Annie, I won't allow that.
Oh, you won't? Well, I don't know
how you're going to stop me.
- You don't know what you're saying.
- Don't I?
- But, Annie, please...
- Stop it! Don't touch me.
Don't even speak to me.
EVE:
What's the trouble,darling?
Why don't you answer?
(SOBBING)
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(HUMMING)
(SINGING) Once I thought a husband
and a lover
Were two men, not one
A game of kiss and run
Now I'm both
a husband and a lover
And really it's fun
There never was
a night like this
There never was
a girl like you
Each moment of delight
like this
Is love divided by two
Your loveliness will glorify
That happiness
I have in view
And I'll have even more
If I divide the glory
with you
EVE:
(SINGING)Love that's all one-sided
Leads only to sighs
But when love's divided
Somehow it multiplies
BOTH:
(SINGING) My heartis at the height of joy
No beauty can compare
with you
This night will be
a night of joy
And love divided by two
Kiss me.
No! No!
Don't you love me
anymore?
Oh, how can I love you when
you look like a walking beauty parlor?
- Maurice!
- It's true.
We come to the seashore
and I can't swim with you.
I take you to dinner
and I can't eat with you.
I've become
your husband and...
I tell you, I've had enough.
I can't stand any more.
Well, what are you
going to do?
I'm gonna get myself
another room!
Are you going crazy?
No, I'm just
getting over it!
MAURICE'S VOICE:
Smile, if possible.
Hello. Dr. Lamar's
Temple of Beauty.
But, Madame Bordeau,
your appointment was for yesterday.
- It was yesterday, wasn't it?
- Just a minute, please.
You must have forgotten
to write it down.
But, madame, it was yesterday.
I'm looking at the records.
WOMAN:
You'll have to makeanother appointment. I'm sorry.
Does anyone know anything about
Madame Curio's liver spots?
One moment, please.
Aren't they down in the book?
Yes, madame, I will.
Are Madame Curio's
liver spots down in the book?
I haven't seen
a thing of them.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way
about it, madame, but...
Hello. Dr. Lamar's
Temple of Beauty.
I just don't see
how Anne managed.
(DUPONT SCREAMING)
DUPONT:
Oh. Look whatthey've done to me!
Come quickly, someone.
It's Madame Dupont.
DUPONT:
I've been murdered,that's what happened to me!
Go see what that is,
quickly. Hurry!
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello. Oh, no, madame,
the doctor is not here.
Oh, he'll be away for
No, no, really, ladies,
I can see no one today.
Oh, pardon me, madame.
He has just come in.
What is all this?
Well, we weren't expecting
you back so soon.
Where's Annie?
Isn't she with you?
She came back three days ago.
Haven't you seen her?
No, sir.
I will sue! I will sue!
Where is he?
He shall pay for this.
Oh, there you are.
Is something the matter?
Is something the matter?
Look!
Madame! What has happened?
You have ruined my life.
That's what has happened.
But you shall pay for it.
You shall pay!
(WOMEN GASPING)
Look! This is what they
do to you in this place!
Look! My beautiful,
beautiful hair!
You... You idiots! What are you trying
to do, ruin my career?
Such a thing couldn't have happened
if Annie had been here.
Find her for me at once.
I'm taking delivery.
Here's your check.
Wait! Stop!
Goodbye.
Where are you going?
We have a contract
with a nightclub.
I'll sue you!
You shall pay for this!
Oh, what next?
- Doctor.
- What is it now?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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