Kisses and Caroms

Synopsis: In California, Zack owns the "Breakingtime Billiards", a store that sells pool tables and game room supplies. He works with his girlfriend Jennifer; the sexy seller Tara; the installer of pool tables and best friend, the wolf David, and his idiot assistant Eddie. After having a threesome arranged by Jen with Tara, Zach breaks up his relationship with Jen, in spite of her bringing him up all the time. He tells his sexual experience to David while Jen asks for an advice to her psychologist Dr. Bob Johnson in his radio show. Along the day and after the visit of many peculiar clients, Zack concludes that Jen is his dream girl.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Vincent Rocca
Production: Poverty Works
 
IMDB:
4.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
R
Year:
2006
81 min
Website
35 Views


I'll just my

check clearance!

Aloha, Eddie.

Are you of the trio?

Yes. That's me.

Sorry, but you said that they

patient of mine is?

Lisa, do you know Dr. Bob?

Yes, I see him weekly.

Is that real?

Yes, s'woendags to 15 hours.

You would not me

may call.

It is not our responsibility etisch

private sessions, on the radio to discuss.

Hang on immediately.

No, no, no ... Not opghangen!

I want to hear.

Listen, caller, we can not do

we see each other Wednesday.

I do not want you say something that your privacy

endangers, so hang on.

No, it can not wait until Wednesday,

we must now speak.

Yes, listen to her now.

They now need help.

Besides, I'm sure Theresa

not her real name, is not it?

Of course this is not my name,

hello it is Jeniffer ...

Have we weggebiept?

Okay, we weggebiept.

Listen honey,

Do not use your real name.

And tell us,

what is wrong?

I call, because tonight,

I fought a triootje.

Really?

Since I can not remember!

This chick sounds familiar!

It's your mother.

No, is it really?

It was I, together with

an ex and a friend.

No, my parents are

still married.

Is that so?

That is so!

So it was you, that guy,

and a girl?

Yes.

- How far are you gone?

What do you mean?

What my partner wants to say is

you all done?

Yes, you removed the youngster?

Yes ...

- And how was it?

Everything was great!

Okay, this is my problem, after two years

together with my ex, he dumped me.

He says he does not want to bind

He would like to research!

And his seed scatter.

And what is wrong with that?

Nothing.

I asked him why you can

not with me.

And he says, that is you do not.

Whatever, he wants just as its

best friend and f*** out separately.

And how is the situation with his friend?

He is a good score, he is a womanizer,

he sews everything he can,

And my ex idolatress him

what I find stupid.

Okay, but what has that to do with sex?

Let's go back to the sappigste.

Ok, I thought I show him that he

good time with me it can do,

I scheduled this triootje ...

For him to show his seed

could scatter me there ...

... And to have fun together.

And what happened then?

She still said.

No, how ....

Aloha, Mr. David.

Aloha, Zachary.

What happened to Eddy?

His wife zeikt many ex ...

... That I think, some time

themselves on the toilet is.

Can he not at home poop?

I think her and the children

through the door could hear.

Hello, I am outside, you had 20 minutes

Open ago, but the door is locked.

Is anyone there?

Hello?

Are you there?

Hello?

I would buy a rod, if you are,

do than open the door!

Hello?

Are you there?

I am f***ing

for more than hour!

The pot, with you motherfuckers!

So hard, I Q bar

is not necessary!

Are you there yet?

Hello?

F*** you!

Kiss them ..

I thought you no more

later went to.

This time, I had a good excuse.

Oh yes, yes,

you are in that triootje.

Damn, how do you know?

That is the power of Heff,

he is in me.

I know things.

How?

Anyway ...

After you had left the bar ...

... We went to Terri's

Jacuzzi available.

Terri has a jacuzzi?

Rocco gave her as

promotional stunt.

Apparently they also jacuzzies

Apparently.

Anyway, we go inside,

The girls go to Terri's room.

I pop in the seat,

and turn on the TV.

I'm zapping, and they are

in the bedroom to giggle.

Or whatever.

I looked at, Dave's top ten

And she ...

What was it about?

What?

What was the top ten?

- I do not know, what does that matter?

They come from the room ...

... naked.

They have towels down,

and go to the garden ...

And Jeniffer asked:

You coming?

So I jump out of the seat and

walk to them,

They jump in the jacuzzi ...

And I am there ... Speechless ...

What are you waiting for?

An invitation?

I do not know.

I was just not sure

that it was serious.

Then Tara handle her bag,

And pulls out a bag from xtc.

And Jennifer says, go ahead,

you will feel better.

So I take it.

Wait, wait, wait ...

So small you Jen Jen says you

xtc to take?

Tell me what, she does strange

as Tara in the area.

And they're both naked?

Yes.

Ecstasy with naked hot chicks.

Life can not be beautiful like that.

What did Tara look like?

Just fantastic!

So I dressed me,

jump to

And I realize ...

... are we having sex.

What do you mean exactly with "f***"?

What do you mean me, what mean,

We had sex ...

You know ramptetamppen,

pumps and syringes ...

We were played.

I do not know how it went,

but ...

... it was hot.

You're such a klottzak!

What did Tara look like?

She looked fantastic

Tits?

Great tits.

What happened then?

Do the chicks are either way?

Oh, Yes.

When we were in the jacuzzi ...

In Tara's room ..

... I took Tara to zen dogs

While Jen befte.

Then I picked up Jen and meanwhile

Tara sucked on my balls.

Oh my god.

Jennifer Tara did you f***?

You Tara genaait?

Okay, and what happened afterwards?

We went to sleep.

This morning,

I did not know what to do.

I woke up,

and was between them.

I did not know what to say

or do.

I dared not move me,

to not wake up ...

And naa an hour, Jen crept from the bed,

and went outside.

I think even that she did not know

I was awake.

When I heard them leave,

I began to crawl out of bed.

When I was just out the door, the alarm went off,

Tara degree right in bed.

You scared me to death.

She said she still came along

to check her to retrieve.

Does it today?

No.

Jen and Tara,

Can you now gelovn?

I could have her,

but I wish not.

saliva.

- It's true.

Is it real?

Yes it is real.

Good morning.

Ola, senorita. Jeniffer.

I voted for you,

a triple room.

Thank you.

I had no time for him to get.

Triple room, delicious.

Very satisfactory.

What do you mean?

You two and your coffee, what is wrong with

coffee, just simple black coffee?

Everyone drinks now that

starbucks dirty mess.

He sucks, have you continued?

I'm not a ball!

And David ... was you ...

Sorry, "David"

How was your night yesterday?

Not as good as yours.

Tell me about your night, David.

What is "Da Vi?

"David".

Yesterday evening, David told a girl in the bar,

that his name is Daviid.

And said Daviid says this,

Daviid that ...

So, we called him

Daviid.

Ah, I understand the man said

with the sword.

What?

You're such a ball.

If you steal someone's text,

do it at least good.

It is, I see said the blind

when he saw the hammer and pick up.

Is that so?

That is so.

You and your silly spells!

Actually it's David's

stupid spell.

Okay, enough with that Daviid stuff.

I did not say was that hetDaviid.

She had misunderstood, was fun,

and was unique.

So I thought to myself,

Heff what would do?

Heff would let her think,

what they want.

And I did so too.

Stupid opening,

and a stupid obsession with Playboy.

I will give you one thing Heff would not do?

He would never let Daviid call.

Absolutely correct.

- Thank you.

I gotta go.

Did you get my schedule?

First Whiteman ...

... After a repair to Small ...

And an alignment with Johnson.

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