Kisses and Caroms Page #2

Synopsis: In California, Zack owns the "Breakingtime Billiards", a store that sells pool tables and game room supplies. He works with his girlfriend Jennifer; the sexy seller Tara; the installer of pool tables and best friend, the wolf David, and his idiot assistant Eddie. After having a threesome arranged by Jen with Tara, Zach breaks up his relationship with Jen, in spite of her bringing him up all the time. He tells his sexual experience to David while Jen asks for an advice to her psychologist Dr. Bob Johnson in his radio show. Along the day and after the visit of many peculiar clients, Zack concludes that Jen is his dream girl.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Vincent Rocca
Production: Poverty Works
 
IMDB:
4.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
R
Year:
2006
81 min
Website
35 Views


Ah, the good doctor.

He was on the radio this morning.

Really?

We do today Whiteman

small Johnson.

You know him?

Whiteman, small Johnson.

Top ten, to know that

a movie is bad.

What was number 1?

If he is with a camera.

I have a camera.

Everything good?

Can I help you with anything?

Ok, If you need to know

call you.

Do you chalk.

Sure, here it is.

A half dozen, $ 3.95,

A dozen, $ 4.95.

Can I have six?

It's just a dollar more for a dozen.

ok.

$ 4.28.

You said $ 3.95.

$ 4.28 with taxes.

- Pay your fee for chalk?

Yes.

Hi, You have told them.

What?

- You said it to David and Eddy.

I said to David.

You are here five minutes,

and you told it to David.

You ran in here and called you, David, David,

my god, You know what I did tonight?

This mean I will.

Therefore, I have you broken.

If this is someone else

happened,

There would be no problem that I

to David said,

But since it was you,

am here now crying.

And David is not God,

He is simply, David.

And you should say nothing,

You idolatress still Tara.

What?

Word once awake,

Tara in each area,

Change in a freak,

It is like you,

it wants to be.

No, no, as a poseur.

F*** you.

Poseur.

The tree.

- No you're the tree.

Poseur.

How are you?

Goed.En with you?

- Good

Can I help you with anything?

Jeniffer Is there?

Of course, I will get.

Steve, I thought I heard you!

It's so good to see you, how are you!

Good?

Em with you.

Sorry ... Zach, this is my friend

, Steve.

Steve, this is my ...

boss, Zach.

Only your boss?

Nice to know.

I think I just

more'm that.

Sorry, my friend Steve.

My friend Zach.

What brings you here?

I was in the neighborhood,

and I thought, I walk along

That is sweet.

I have good geammuseerd

this weekend.

Yes, it was fun.

I see that you do not need me here,

so I'm there.

I was wondering whether you had meaning

to have lunch together?

Lunch?

Yes, k that sounds good,

past 12:
30?

Well, I have an appointment at 11:30,

Then I walk along.

I see you have a lot of work,

So I see you om12: 30.

Well.

Who is he?

Steve is a friend.

Did you let him out this weekend?

Zachary, are you jealous?

No, not at all,

- If it sounds.

And yet I am not.

I'm still mad at you.

You know what?

What?

Excuse me.

I drove there later.

I did not have to be mad at you,

because you told David.

That you had indeed

not do.

Why is your T-shirt so tight?

This morning all I could find.

I think he either yours, or of Tara is.

I took mine all great.

Pull off.

Yes, baby, yeah.

In your dreams.

I had expected that this morning,

otherwise would be.

How?

I thought you would be seen yesterday evening

, with me there ...

... and still wanted.

Jen-Jen ...

What?

Why can not we start again.

We fit well together, why not?

Because it just is not.

Do you like me or not?

That is not the ...

It can not.

Just because you then

other women can f***?

Did I tell you yesterday, that you can,

and even with me there.

In hell!

Well, it does not matter anyway.

There are enough men in the world.

As Steve?

- Just like Steve.

These are the 4 choices are.

- They are so great ...

They are sure.

And your balls.

Cue and balls ...

What a fun game.

We must make

we have the next table ...

Yes, we should.

Listen, I'm Zach.

Call me if you are

need anything ...

Thank you, Zach.

He has a point of 13 mm,

in French leather ...

... and velvet grip.

How is he?

- Very good, it's very good choices.

It is real.

I use them myself.

Oh my god!

You're that girl!

Thanks ...

Sorry, you are Tara Jackson, right?

- In flesh and blood.

I saw you last night.

- Really?

Yes, I was watching the sports channel.

You played against the spider-girl ..

That was at the last minute.

I thought they had you, with that 9 / 3

combination, but you came in ...

and you were the master table.

What a game!

You look great.

I do my best.

- You have too little money won.

That went to the charity.

That's true, you played

for a church or something.

For a Mormon orphanage.

Have you nothing of the

money held?

Not that game, at least

Other races do.

That is super.

I do it for the children.

What brings you here?

- I work here.

Stvarno? Mislim, pomislio BiH da

you bilijar

Really,

I thought that well-paid pool ...

Of course, with that charity.

- Give what you can, my mother always said.

And besides, I really love that game,

And here I have something to hands,

and I can hang around

the billiard tables.

Super.

Use your real cue that's?

- Yeah.

Then I take him.

Would you like to keutas eerbij?

- Can they help me to?

Actually it is today

my day ..

And you want a keutas?

- No, only the cue.

Okay, that is fine.

What is that MOOSH?

- What?

That MOOSH Mormon home

for orphans.

What is all this?

The players union would like a

family-friendly image show.

Why Mormon?

Will they be better

over in Utah?

Shut up, I got itself

chosen.

Why?

I am Mormon.

You're Mormon?

What is wrong with that?

Nothing, but you're not

Mormon ...

Not even close, I am mormoonser

than you, and I'm Jewish.

Tell me about it.

But there are points I score

along with Mommy.

She is the Latherdale saint and all.

What's wrong with the

Presentday saints?

Nothing but they have no orphanage.

house for the LDS

orphans?

Moosh in brief.

It does to its image

to raise in Utah.

Remember, my mama

a pleasure to do.

You're Mormon?

Have we already had?

But more importantly ...

Why demolish you this morning

away from me?

Do not look at me,

she was already gone when I stood up.

I wish you do not disturb,

in your sleep.

Please, you laugh for sure.

When I awoke,

I saw you bent away ...

You covered your sausage

with a t-shirt ...

Oh, we have a customer.

Sausage!

How are you?

- Good.

Can I help you?

Did you cue's?

- Absolutely.

Where are they?

Daarzo ...

Wil je wat billiards?

-Yeah.

Save it!

I heard today, Dr Bob on the radio.

- Is that so?

Yes, David is about.

Have you not heard?

No, what happened?

It was a great show!

It is called a girl to ask for advice,

about how her ex as possible.

She looks like him,

doing everything for him, but ..

It is a typical male

a**hole ...

... This is not something attracts

and every living creature just wants to f***.

I know that type.

Excuse me.

Are you in?

- Wat.

Are you in?

I had the first time even hearing.

But I thought you wanted to buy cue.

I want too.

I just that this is a nice

place would have to work.

No, we will not.

Well, would you like to fill?

What is that?

Unemployment body wants me to leave this

complete, then they will see that I work search.

What?

Unemployment institution wants

I let it fill.

Would you like to fill?

No. But you can own,

There is a pen.

What happened to that radio show?

It was funny.

This girl, threw her heart

on national radio ..

Concerned its vrieden it,

these names ...

It was like Springer.

What is that?

What is what?

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