Klovn Forever

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NUTMEG MOVIES:

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In collaboration with TV2

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- Crap weather.

- But the fall colors are beautiful.

Not a damn thing is happening.

No one walks by here.

That's kinda what I like about it.

Peace and quiet.

I wouldn't mind a couple of girls

jogging by.

- Well...

- Let's have a beer.

- Why not grab one now?

- No, I don't have time.

Mia is alone with Fie.

We're struggling with the christening.

The christening?

It's in 2 weeks!

The final details and all that.

Mia's going through the roof.

- You're welcome to stop by.

- Now?

No! In 2 weeks.

Yes...

I'd like to welcome you all.

Thank you for coming

to our christening celebration.

And a special thank you

to our nanny, Tuss.

She and Fie have become great friends.

The delivery was a bit rough.

Malthe weighed in at almost 4.5 kilos.

It took everyone by surprise.

Lars, our dear friend,

has made some lovely food for us.

Yes, temptations of all sorts.

Sausage rolls for the kids -

- and delicacies you can munch on

throughout the day.

- Bueno apetito!

- Cheers, everyone. And welcome.

It's lovely to see you.

Delicious and home-made.

Select produce.

Keeping it simple. Family food.

- Isn't Casper coming?

- No, we didn't invite him.

It's a family affair, and he doesn't

really fit in. Right, Frank?

- Right.

- Hello! Hi!

Hi.

Hi, everyone.

- Congratulations. Mia, take this.

- Long time no see!

Sorry, I skipped the church.

Hope that was okay.

I just want to say:

A wise man once said:

You choose your friends,

you get a family.

Your unity is beautiful.

We just watch it in awe.

I'm single, so I look at it with eyes

that just try to take it all in.

So congratulations on that, and cheers

everyone. I'm sorry I was late.

Cheers!

And congratulations to you!

- I'm not sure what we agreed.

- Well, he's your responsibility.

How old are you?

You're older, I can see that.

- I just turned 21.

- Okay! Perfect.

- Having fun, Bo?

- Definitely.

- Our camping trip was ages ago.

- Yes, it's been a while.

- When was it, anyway?

- Five years ago, Frank.

- Has it really been five years?

- Yes. It's not something one forgets.

- Right... I'd better mingle.

- Yes.

- Dad, I can't find my teddy bear.

- Oh? Let's go look for it.

- Did you have it upstairs, sweetie?

- I don't know.

- What the hell, Frank?

- What are you doing?

- What we're doing? We're talking.

- I want my teddy bear.

- She needs her teddy bear.

- Yes...

You have it in your hand!

- Sweetie, go downstairs.

- There's nothing going on down there.

- That's why she won't sleep with it?

- Honey...

It can be washed.

I don't think it got soiled.

- He just held it to cover it up.

- It smells.

Old teddy bear smell, that's all.

Old crotch smells entirely different.

I'll talk to him tomorrow.

We're meeting at the publisher's.

About the friendship book.

The manuscript is finished.

I read it this weekend, and you

sure get your money's worth here.

- It'll be a great book.

- Listen, boys. I read it.

Let me tell you,

it's world-class!

That book has it all!

It'll be a humongous seller.

It's our retirement plan right there.

The first book from the Golden Boys.

- It'll take off big time.

- I agree with Ulrich.

- There are no guarantees.

- We start out with 100,000 copies.

That depends on the reactions

at the retailers...

I'm in with the big companies.

I've sold the first 75,000 copies.

- Sure. If you can guarantee sales...

- I totally guarantee it.

There are a few details to discuss.

But that's normal procedure.

- We need to read it first.

- What?

That'll have to be quick,

or we won't make it by Christmas.

- I didn't know we had to read it.

- Me neither! I'm never reading it.

- You didn't read it?

- No, and I'm not going to.

Me neither.

I'm so tied up at home.

- Let's have a beer. A quick one?

- No, I have to get home.

- Why?

- Mia's stuck with everything.

- Come on! Have a beer with me!

- We don't have a nanny anymore.

- Who did you think you were boinking?

- 'Boinking'...?

- Intercourse.

- Cousin Andreas's daughter.

Fie's nanny. We had to let her go

when Mia found out.

The redhead? Oh, okay.

There's no way I could've known that!

- Is Mia upset?

- That's putting it mildly! She's livid.

- Have you put on weight?

- Me?

When we first met you were 75 kilos.

Ladies, partying...

And now?

- I can still take you down.

- No, you can't!

- Defend yourself!

- You're waking up Malthe!

God damn it!

He just fell asleep!

There goes the routine. Damn it...

He'Il go back to sleep.

The kitchen's a mess! And you don't help

even though you're on paternity leave!

- Sure, I do, honey.

- No, you don't! Look at it!

Casper came to apologize

for the thing with Tuss.

Some other time, Casper. I don't have

time for that now. Can you sense that?

- Yes.

- And no more pictures of your willy!

Do you get it?

What the hell was that?

I never sent anything to Mia.

- She saw my phone...

- You let her check your phone?

- There's nothing she shouldn't see.

- Apparently there is.

Alright, the one picture.

What the hell kind of life

are you making for yourself here?

- What the hell is this?

- Listen, we're a nuclear family...

That comes with some stuff

that isn't always practical.

Well, see ya.

I have to deal with this now.

Bye, Frank.

Don't forget baby swimming today.

- Why? Do you have plans?

- I can't go in the water.

The vagina-anus region

has to heal first.

- Oh, right.

- That's what the doctor said.

What... what's this?!

- Have you seen this, honey?

- Yes.

- "Casper sells luxury mansion. "

- He's probably working the market.

Starts over in the States. "I'm all in,"

says the successful entertainer.

- Well, we don't see him much.

- He's had loads of chances to tell me.

Oh, excuse me...

Voice mail. Honey, I'll pop over...

I need to...

What about baby swimming?

You can't go.

- One hour.

- Tops!

Cuckoo!

- Casper?

- Frank? Hi!

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- I was reading the paper...

- Okay. Yeah, I'm moving to the States.

- Yes, I saw that.

- I'm heading out now.

I can't even offer you anything.

I'm waiting for my driver.

So, this is probably

your last time here.

- This is insane...

- Don't sit on that. It was just done.

- Weren't you gonna say goodbye?

- I'm no good at that, Frank.

I was just gonna go. You'd be fine here

and 'pling' we'd email each other.

Pictures and stuff.

- But you should say goodbye...

- It's not like we're dating.

No, sure. Thanks a lot.

- But we do stuff together...

- We never do anything together.

- The friendship book.

- It's finished.

- It hasn't been approved yet.

- Then approve it.

But there's other stuff. I have

thousands of ideas for future projects.

We haven't had fun in years.

- I think we have fun.

- When were we last out?

A real night out. A hush-hush night.

When did we last do that?

I'm not blaming you! You've got

your hands full with the kids and Mia.

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