Knife Fight

[Projector whirring]

[Bright rock and roll music]

# You can get it

if you really want #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# But you must try #

# Try and try #

# Try and try #

# You'll succeed at last #

# Listen #

# Persecution,

you must bear #

# Win or lose,

you've got to get your share #

# Got your mind

set on a dream #

# You can get it,

though hard it may seem now #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# But you must try #

# Try and try #

# Try and try #

# You'll succeed at last #

# And I know it #

# Listen #

# Rome was not built in a day #

# Opposition

will come your way #

# But the harder the battle,

you see #

# Is the sweeter the victory,

yeah #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# You can get it

if you really want #

# But you must try #

# Try and try #

# Try and try #

# You'll succeed at last #

[intense instrumental music]

Governor, we are not, not, not

going to be explaining.

When we're explaining,

we're losing.

[Cell phone ringing]

Now, we'll protect you

from this bullshit.

We will attack, attack,

and attack again.

This is Paul Turner,

former presidential aide

and the guy

for politicians in trouble.

He's called

"the master of disaster."

But I need Sophia

by your side.

I've got the, uh,

Vermont gov calling in.

And this is me,

Kerstin Rhee, his assistant.

I learned more

in my first week with Paul

on how it all really works

than in four years

of college.

All right.

Okay.

I'll call you later.

You... don't worry.

Just... just don't.

Thank you.

Hey, listen.

I didn't have much.

Absent father,

mother with two low-paying jobs,

and my sister Mary,

my big sister,

who always dreamed

of becoming a doctor.

But, as hard

as my mother worked,

she couldn't keep up

the payments

on our little house.

And one day, the bank came

and foreclosed on us.

Larry Becker

was born to run for office.

He's taken on

the Wall Street banks,

who, in return, have declared

jihad against him.

And he's in a bare-knuckled

reelection campaign

against a crazy

ex-baseball player.

First we moved

into a homeless shelter,

but that wasn't safe.

Eventually we found

a tiny one-bedroom apartment...

three of us.

The press will most likely

have questions about

Afghan troop levels,

the Travis base closing,

levies, the budget debates.

Just blow through

those questions

and pivot to our message

of the day.

All right, great.

Got it.

Thank you, guys.

Ah.

All right.

Showtime.

Stephen Green

is the real deal:

War hero, cares,

actually knows the facts.

And he's cruising

for reelection

against Duff Campbell,

who has none

of those things,

but Duff does have good hair

and unlimited money,

which is the mother's milk

of all politics.

My mama struggled

day and night,

but it wasn't enough.

Eventually, my sister Mary,

she had to quit high school,

get a job as a waitress.

Both of them working

just to provide me

with some food, clothing,

roof over my head.

What do you say

to Campbell's charge

that you're afraid

to debate him?

What is the air force

gonna do about the Travis Base?

As a former Navy SEAL,

what do you think about the way

they handled it?

Gas prices

are at a record high.

Companies are making

enormous profits.

What's your response?

Okay, guys,

these are great questions.

I'm gonna get to all these,

But my primary purpose

here today is to talk

about our most precious

natural resource,

which is our children.

We now live in a country

where over 2/3 of the population

is overweight.

Now, 90%

of our middle schools

no longer have

daily gym classes.

At night, I'd hear my mama

come home

from her late shift

at the tanning plant.

As I lay there in bed...

I could hear my mama cry.

And I ask you,

how is it possible

that a country that can afford

to bail out

the Wall Street banks

to the tune

of over $2 trillion...

trillion...

how could that country

not afford to have

those same banks

from taking away

the American dream

from so many

hardworking Americans?

It's just not right.

This is a crisis.

And it's a crisis that we owe it

to our children to solve.

And the time to solve it is now.

Thank you.

[All speaking at once]

Just a couple more questions

on Afghan troop levels, Senator.

Hey, Reed?

Hey.

Why don't you go fishing

for the three-day weekend?

We'll dump the divorce news

after 5:
00 on Friday

by tipping the AP

to the legal filings

on an embargoed basis.

They'll play on the wires

after 7:
00.

It's the perfect time

for a document dump.

All right.

Talk to you later.

He'll live.

[Kids shouting]

[People cheering]

All right!

Ka-ching.

Money shot.

The message of the day.

This one's yours, all right?

Oh, God!

Sir, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Thanks. Thanks.

All right!

Come on!

[Groaning]

Same thing?

Yes.

Yes.

Now, as I stand here

in the governor's house...

the people's house,

I am using the power

of this house

to help keep

the people of Kentucky

in their houses.

Today I am sending a bill

to the state senate

that offers real

and solid protection

from the kind of

cruel foreclosures

that my mama and so many

hardworking Kentuckians

have been forced to endure.

And I'm asking for you

to back me on this.

It's... it's fair, it's decent,

and it is right.

[Applause]

You don't have to do that.

You're an aide,

not a waitress.

It's my pleasure.

And can I ask you something?

Of course.

How much of that story

you just told is true?

Helena.

100%.

Really?

Come here.

Room 1600?

You're Tawny?

To the rescue.

1600?

Down the hall

to your left.

Hey, could you be

a bit more obvious?

I thought

he was getting a masseuse,

not some starlet

playing a masseuse.

Hey, she and her company

were vetted.

- She had the recs.

- Yeah.

She has the killer bod.

That's the only rec that counts.

You know, come to think of it,

my back feels stiff too.

Yeah, that's not

the only thing, you jerk.

Nice.

In Kentucky,

we're going to the mattresses.

I've got some ideas

on the statement.

Well, they better be good,

'cause if he goes down,

it's gonna be

a four-day school week there.

Minimum wage will drop

to 75 an hour.

You'll be able to light

the Kentucky rivers on fire.

[Chuckles]

How late are we?

Real time or Paul time?

Exactly on time.

How do you know this person?

She's my law school

roommate's sister.

But the object is

to get in, get out,

and get back

to the Kentucky mess.

Max!

Julia!

Yes?

Get me Paul.

Get him now.

Senator, let's just

go through this bit-by-bit.

What are we

talking about here?

She's claiming

that we did it.

Well, did what?

A happy ending, or...

More.

I'm sure she thinks

it'll get her a bigger check.

Look, man, I am dying

because of your photo op,

and now I'm dying because

of this f***ing psycho.

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