Knock Knock Page #6

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GENESIS) Go!

Ready or not? Here we come!

Evan!

You can't hide from us.

Here we come.

Evan?

We can smell you, Evan.

Daddy?

Psst! In here.

- Evan?

- Oh, Evan?

Are you here, monster?

Evan?

Evan?

Sh*t!

Evan!

Yeah, there he goes!

Stop!

Evan! Stop!

Oh, f***!

Don't f***ing move!

Help me! Help me!

- Scream all you f***ing want!

- Help me!

No one's f***ing home!

We tried every house!

Are you ready!

Please don't do this!

- Time to say goodbye!

- Please! Please!

Help!

Help me!

Please, somebody help me!

Are you religious?

Help! Please somebody, help!

Please, let me go!

Help! Please help me!

Somebody help me!

No! Help me!

No! No! No! No! No!

No, help! Help!

One, two, three!

Whoopsie-daisy!

So Evan, did we

hurt your shoulder?

We want you

to be comfy, Evan.

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Don't move, Evan. You might

get dirt in your eyes.

Yeah, close your eyes, baby.

Help! Help!

Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Please. Please.

Please. Please, don't do this.

Please! Bel. Please.

It looks like he's trying

to communicate.

Please.

If you promise to behave,

I'll take out the gag.

Okay.

Don't do this. Please?

I'll do whatever you want.

I'll do whatever you want.

Whatever!

Even calling your family

and telling them everything you did to us?

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll tell them.

I'll tell them.

Okay, let's give him a lifeline.

I love the lifeline part.

Let's see.

But the lifeline

is a phone call.

Not FaceTime.

Your wife's not gonna

see you like this.

Hi, this is Karen Alvarado,

please leave a message

or send a text. Ciao.

Go ahead, talk.

Honey. I'm sorry for

what I'm gonna tell you.

They made me.

F***!

Call 911!

- Call 911! I've been kidnapped...

- Evan, Evan...

- ...by two girls!

- Evan!

Call 911!

- Call 911!

- No, no, no, Evan!

- You broke the rule.

- Evan, why did you do that?

Well, now she'll

f***ing find you!

Not really.

I hung up as soon as it hit voice mail.

I knew you'd p*ssy out.

You f***ing whores!

You f***ing whores!

I'll f***ing kill you,

you f***ing-f*** b*tch c*nt!

I'll f***ing kill you!

You f***ing b*tches!

Oh, there's Evan. There he is!

We missed you.

F***ing whores!

Knock-knock!

I said knock-knock.

No!

I don't think he can talk.

Okay. Knock-knock.

Who's there?

- Cheating Evan.

- Cheating Evan who?

Cheating "Evan-tually"

gets you killed.

No! No!

- Ready, Evan?

- No!

No!

- One!

- No!

- Two.

- Do it!

- No! No!

- Three!

Look at his face.

We got you good.

You didn't really think we

were gonna kill you, did you?

We're not animals.

It was just a game, Evan.

A game? A game?

You know what?

For a moment, I thought

you were the one who'd say no.

And now we have to play

a game with someone else.

You know what's funny?

They never say no.

No matter who they are.

No matter how much

they love their families.

You're all the same.

Bye, Evan.

You were my favorite.

Oh!

Wish me happy birthday.

I turn 22 next week.

Yeah.

I freaked out when I turned 18.

But you made me feel 15 again.

Thanks, Evan.

Let's get out of here.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Yes, your phone.

You know you really should be

more careful with Facebook.

If you don't log out someone could do

terrible things with it.

Post something really personal

for all your friends to see.

Look closely.

So you'll remember us.

Yes, Evan, f*** her!

F*** me, Daddy!

Okay.

Attaboy, Evan. F*** her!

F*** me! F*** me!

I'm sure you'll get a

lot of likes though.

Doggy style, Belly!

Enjoy!

Oh!

Bye, Evan! Muah!

We'll miss you!

Oh!

No!

Oh, no!

F*** me, Daddy!

God, God!

Take your bags to your rooms.

Then go use the bathroom.

And then we're gonna

go see Monkey, okay?

- Are you guys tired?

- Yeah!

Monkey?

Monkey?

Daddy had a party.

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