Knots
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- Year:
- 2004
- 93 min
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Thank God.
So, you know,
there's all this...
excitement, you know.
lt's a new beginning, you know.
l mean, there's this place
where the two of you...
are blissfully going to spend
the rest of your lives.
And then you pay
the movers way too much.
You know, and you look around,
suddenly you realize...
that this place is not as big
or as bright or as clean...
as you thought.
And it's not a new beginning.
lt's just the same sh*t
in a different location.
Actually it's worse...
because now you
got to clean it all up...
and make this blank,
cluttered place into a home.
Do you know what l mean?
l'm sorry.
Did you say something?
l was zoning out
there a little bit.
F*** you.
Expecting someone?
Jake's coming by.
ls he still pissed?
About Andrea?
l don't know.
Hey.
Hey. Jake, you remember Cal.
Yeah.
Last time l saw him,
he f***ed my date.
He's still pissed.
lt was only three
f***ing weeks ago.
l thought she could
have been the one.
Oh, you poor dumb bastard.
Excuse me?
She f***ed me on your date.
She could have been the one?
Hello.
Plus she used too much teeth
when she was giving head...
come on her face.
So unless our standards
are drastically different
from one another, l'd say
l did you a favor, pal.
What?
l'll buy you a drink.
Yeah. That'll make us even.
Barkeep.
Grab me a whisky,
will you, and...
All right.
l'm taking off.
l'll call you.
You got a hot date
with Andrea?
Be good, Jake.
Seriously, he has a hot date
with Andrea, doesn't he?
No.
F***ing funny.
F***ing funny.
Doesn't he have a girlfriend?
For, like, five years now.
And he gets more ass
than a toilet seat.
l got to take a piss.
Oh, Jesus.
-l got this.
-Thanks.
Jesus.
You don't get a lot
of p*ssy, do you?
What?
l mean...no.
No. l'm married.
What's one got to do
with the other?
l take it you're not.
l don't feel the need
to adhere to the conventions...
of modern society.
l don't know what that means.
lt means l like
to keep my options open.
Hey, who doesn't?
Who's your friend?
This is Jake.
He's single.
He says that like
it's a condition.
Oh, this is, uh...
Lily.
Hi.
Dave.
Dave.
Lily, do you want
to have dinner with me?
l don't think so.
Why not?
l just met you.
But l could be a chaperon.
l guarantee a good time.
What about your wife?
l'll take her with us.
We'll make a whole
big night out of it.
Call me.
And it was very nice
to meet you, Jake, Dave.
Lily.
Thank you.
Oh, my God. That was
the easiest date l ever got.
This is going to be great.
There we go.
l don't get no p*ssy?
What are you talking about?
l get p*ssy.
l get lots of p*ssy.
How are you doing?
You finished up in the bedroom?
Not yet.
You've been in there
for, like, two hours.
Well, there's just
too much stuff.
You know, the dining room table
is coming in on Tuesday.
We decided we were going
to be unpacked by then.
No, you decided.
Have you noticed that the
molding is coming off here?
Was it like that
when we bought the place?
Yes.
Are you sure, or are you
just saying that?
l'm thinking of taking
a class at The New School.
for that pottery class...
and the salsa lessons.
l don't know.
l just...
l just need to do something.
Why don't you clear your deck
for Thursday night?
Why? What are we doing?
Well, l promised Jake
that we would, you know...
go out with him and a date.
Who is she?
Just some girl.
Here l am, in court
as lead defense counsel...
for the first time and l'm
going down in flames...
because l can't settle
this stupid case...
that shouldn't have
even made it to court...
but the judge at
the preliminary hearing...
was a jackass.
Our legal system at work, right?
This guy gets his bumper
tapped by a garbage truck...
and he's suing the company
for 1 2 million dollars.
l hate stuff like that.
So, they get him
up on the stand...
and he's telling
the jury up and down...
all this pain and suffering
he's had to endure...
and l notice that
despite this enormous...
uncomfortable collar
he's got on his neck...
he's checking me out.
He's checking you out?
Can you blame him?
She's a beautiful woman.
You are a very beautiful woman.
And you're sweet.
Anyway, that's when l decided,
l'm gonna get the f***er.
So what did you do?
So, l asked for recess...
l made a couple
of adjustments...
we go back,
the guy takes the stand...
two seconds into
his lawyer's redirect...
damn if the guy didn't
jerk his head my way...
and that's when l stood up
and l shouted...
''Your Honor,
this man's neck is fine!''
How'd you make him look?
Well, see, during the recess...
l took the liberty
of removing my panties...
and when he got
back up on the stand...
it was just a matter of
spreading my thighs just so.
From the movie,
''Basic lnstinct,'' with the...
l never saw that.
Anyway, the case
got thrown out of court...
right then and there.
You're a very good lawyer.
Hey, l'm all about justice.
So...how did
the two of you meet?
This is a funny story.
What happened was that--
-Actually--
-Dave introduced us.
Really?
Yeah. Yeah.
We were at Mod...
and Jake went
into the bathroom...
and then he came out
of the bathroom...
and l hooked them up.
By the way,
l love your blouse.
Thank you.
Barney's Warehouse.
That color really
brings out your eyes.
Thank you very much.
lt's great.
Thank you.
So how long have
you been married?
Two years.
Any kids?
Not yet, but l'd like to.
l want children.
What about Dave?
Well, he worries.
About what?
Everything.
That's not true.
He's afraid our child
will have a fecal fetish.
What? l didn't say that.
-Yes, you did.
-No, l didn't.
l didn't say fecal fetish.
l said weird, stupid, like...
Well, having kids
is a big step...
and maybe Dave just
wants to have his fun.
l like having fun.
l like having fun, too.
Maybe we should
go out together...
you and l, sometime?
Girls night out?
You and me?
Yeah. Sure.
That would be terrific.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, great.
l don't understand why
you had to say that stuff.
l don't know why you're making
such a big deal about it.
Because l don't know
why everybody needs to know...
our personal business,
that's why.
We were all sharing.
All sharing? That's what
you call that, sharing?
The two of you seemed
to hit it off just fine.
You didn't tell me you
introduced the two of them.
lt was just one of those things.
She's very attractive.
Yeah. l mean...
l guess so.
What, you don't think
she's a beautiful woman?
Yeah, of course.
Not like you,
if that's what you mean.
l wasn't asking
for validation, Dave.
Why do guys always think...
they have to protect
a woman's ego?
What do you want me to say,
that l want to do her?
Well, do you?
No. No, of course not.
How could you say that?
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