Knots Page #2
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- 2004
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l just want you
to know that it's OK...
if you think she's attractive.
She's gorgeous.
Then what's she doing with Jake?
Nice...couch.
Thank you.
Oh, l'm sorry. Please.
Thanks.
Well, that was fun tonight.
Yeah, definitely.
Good.
Dave and Greta, they're great.
Yeah. She's a doll.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure.
Cheers.
Jake, l think
you're a terrific guy...
and l like you.
l really do.
l like you, too.
But not in a sexual way.
Listen, l think you're smart
and you're funny...
and you're not
a bad-looking guy...
but you just don't
have your f*** on.
My what?
Do you just want to f***?
Because we can, if you want.
We can just go
in a bedroom...
and take our clothes off,
and hell, you know what?
We might not even
make it that far.
You can just bend me over
and hike up my skirt
and rip off my panties...
grab me by the hair,
and f*** me like an animal...
and you will really
enjoy yourself.
But l won't.
ls that what you want?
No.
Cool. Want to watch the game?
ls that good?
You'll smash my head.
Could you move a little bit,
a little bit to the right?
-How's that?
-Better.
Slower. Slow.
ls that good?
Now a little to the left.
Just...
How's this?
That's good.
Hair.
Move your arm.
What?
Here. ls this better?
What's wrong with you?
Well, you seem to
just want to lie here...
and orchestrate
my entire performance.
l mean, l'd like to have...
a little creative
freedom, you know?
l'm sorry. l just...
What?
l guess l'm just tired.
Do you want to stop?
No, no. l want to.
But here.
ls that OK?
lt's good.
When you do it with Emily,
is it good?
What? Yeah,
it's great. Why?
Well, lately...
when Greta and l do it...
it's kind of dull.
Well, how often
are you doing it?
l don't know.
A little less than
average, l guess.
l think your idea of average
is different than mine.
Well, maybe once a month.
Once a month? Are you
f***ing kidding me?
lt's a little slow
right now. Big deal.
This is a big deal.
This is a huge f***ing deal.
lt's a down cycle or something.
Once a month is reserved
for unpleasant things...
like her period or rent.
Banging your wife should not
go into that category.
We've been together
a while, you know.
lt's hard to keep things fresh.
Why do you think
l f*** around so much?
What are you talking about?
lnfidelity is the truth serum
to any relationship.
Whenever l f*** another girl,
it's not as good as Emily.
l can cross one name
off the list...
and know Emily
really is the one.
So what you're saying is that
cheating on your girlfriend...
makes your relationship
stronger?
Exactly.
Plus, the best sex
l ever have with Emily...
is right after
l f*** someone else.
Unbelievable.
Let me tell you about it.
l can't do what you do.
We're different.
How?
For starters, l'm human.
That doesn't mean
you have to be miserable.
l'm not miserable, l'm married.
There's a difference.
Greta, l thought
you were going to un--
Dave! l...
l thought...
l thought you were
working late tonight.
l got most of it done.
Wait.
Hey, Dave.
What?
Dave, l'm sorry.
Well, l don't think that's
Look, l told you l didn't
want to go on that double date.
lf l knew it was going to
turn you into a lesbian...
l wouldn't have made you go.
We went for drinks, and...
And what?
l mean, where the f***
did you go, Plato's Retreat?
-Dave...
-What?!
l'm having an identity crisis.
Wait. What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Are you OK?
l just threw up.
You threw up?
Cal, give the guy a break.
He just found his wife
in bed with another woman.
What were they doing?
Were they, you know,
actually f***ing?
l don't know.
They were in bed...naked.
Jesus.
Tell me about it.
l don't believe it.
lt's not like
it's the first time...
someone f***ed my date.
Get over it.
l'm just saying
l don't like...
the pattern that's
developing here--
everyone f***ing
my dates but me.
Also, l think l'm a little
to blame for this.
Why?
Because if l'd had sex
with Lily...
maybe she wouldn't
have been so eager...
to have sex with Greta.
l think that would
make her more eager.
What is it, do you just
enjoy being an a**hole?
Do you just enjoy
being a prick?
l'm not a prick.
And you know what?
Did l tell you
What, l can't smoke
in here now?
No, you cannot
smoke in my house--
All right,
l'm putting it out.
There is a situation here.
l'm sorry. Sorry.
So, what are you going to do?
l don't know.
Well, have you thought about...
incorporating this
into your love life?
What?
You know, talk about
jazzing things up a little bit.
Yes?
This is not a porn movie.
This is my life.
Yeah, but at this
moment, excuse me...
your life sounds
like a porn movie.
Look at it as a bright side.
A bright side?
Yeah. You guys have to think
outside the box...
so to speak.
Jesus.
Look, it's just a phase.
l mean, she's been acting
and this is just part of it.
lt's a phase.
Absolutely. A phase.
Yeah. l mean, come on.
She's not a...come on.
A lesbian?
lf you want, you can stay here.
You can have my spare bedroom.
Stay as long as you want.
Yeah?
That sounds great.
So we smoke a J, right?
Next thing l know...
of nudes with her...
tasteful stuff, you know.
all pissed off,
like, you know...
''What are you doing, dude?
She's only 18.''
l'm, like, ''Guy, l'm an artist,
you know. Back off.''
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
l'm not up for this.
You know what
you need to do?
You need to go out...
and you need to date
a little bit.
l don't want to date.
That's why l got married
in the first place.
Listen to me.
This is an unbelievable rap.
What are you talking about?
You're a dude who's been
brokenhearted by his wife...
who's become a lesbian.
She's not a lesbian.
l know she's not a lesbian...
but they don't
need to know that.
Appeal to the Florence
Henderson in them.
Let them nurse you
back to health.
Florence Nightingale.
What did l say?
Forget it.
Look, there are
plenty of hot chicks...
in this town, all right?
Here. Perfect example.
Look at that girl right there.
Ask her out. Hello!
This is my friend Dave.
A**hole.
F*** her. l'm having
a party tonight.
There's going to be
plenty of tail there.
Just make sure you're there.
Heads up.
Sorry.
Sorry. l'm sorry.
Jesus Christ! l think
you broke my nose!
-l thought you were looking.
-l was looking at the girl!
You'll be all right.
Just be at my house
at 10:
00 tonight.Whatever.
Might want to get
some ice on that.
Yeah. Thanks.
l thought you were looking.
F***ing retard.
Glad you could make it.
Hi, Cal.
Miss Samantha.
Good. Good.
Sorry about that.
You all right?
Yeah, l'm fine.
Whoa, man, whoa.
That's my ass. That's my ass.
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