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know!

Let's better hide!

Oh, this air is amazing here,

near the sea! So much iodine!

One senses it!

This freshness, this

coolness

in the lungs!

Nice to meet you, nice

to meet you

I want to ask you a couple

of questions.

First one, what do you think

about this year's season?

- All is very good! - So you

like this year's season? - Very much!

Do you spend time on the beach? What do

you think about holidaying on the beach?

- I think that holidaying is very good!

- Very good too? - Yes, very good!

- No. no. I was standing here, in front

of this gentleman.

- Were you?

- Sure!

I was standing somewhere here,

probably this person left the queue.

Ah no, here, in front of this lady! Now

I remember! Here! Right? Yes!

In front of this lady, yes.

Do you know that there is

only beer left?

They ran out of soft drinks,

they have only beer.

They ran out of soft drinks.

Oh, I just want to have some beer.

They ran out of soft drinks,

only beer left.

Where was this lady? I was queuing

behind her, shes probably left.

I think I was standing here.

Or maybe a little bit closer,

somewhere here?

I am sorry, was I standing here?

This lady... No?

So maybe here?

Are you sure? There was this lady here

and she left the queue.

But sometimes... No, it is my aunty who

works there, in that booth.

If I just wanted I would have got it!

I cannot get in... But I was

standing somewhere here

I left for a second and that lady

came back.

- You were standing there. - Where?

- No, not so close. - I was here.

My dear, I was standing here

- But I saw you.

- Hey, we work here...

You know what, they had only beer,

no soft drinks!

Could I ask you for this as well,

I want a perfect disguise

for myself.

- And the box.

-Does it look funny?

- Sure!

Sir, please, don't worry! I'll

bring it back to you!

- How many do you have there?

- Around 30.

- For how much do you sell them?

- 2.50

- Thank you!

- You're welcome!

- Mister, will you wait here?

- Yes.

- Ice cream!

- Mister, I want ice cream!

Things are bought and things are sold,

you should wait until youre old!

- Ice cream!

- How much is it?

- 2.50

- 0.40, please

Can I have 4, mister.

Please, 2 for me.

Who buys less, gets them first.

Ice cream!

- Four.

- Ice cream!

This is too big, I accept

only small change.

- How much is that?

- 0.80 for an ice cream.

Ice cream!

Ice cream!

This one is damaged, it is cheaper.

It is damaged

- Mister, 4 please. - No, 2 per

person. I can't give you more.

Ice cream

Special absolute ice cream

with spirits!

Put these life savers here

and tangle the oars, please.

Meanwhile I will go and find

some young girl.

I'll act like a clumsy man and

we will see what will she do.

- Good afternoon, ladies.

Do you know how to swim?

Excuse me? Yes?

Sure? Maybe we could hire a hydrocycle

and swim in the sea? What do you say?

I am an older man

I must tell you, Miss, that it brings...

I asked for this one with life savers,

just in case

It brings this enthralling... Stop!

Don't let it get away!

It brings this enthralling satisfaction.

Physical culture and sport!

I've slipped. Horrible.

Please excuse me!

So awkward

Just a minute. How do I

shove this off?

- Oh, I don't know.

- Should we put these on?

No, no, put it there.

But just in case, you know, Miss

It can be dangerous, yesterday

there was an accident,

some girl fell off this

hydrocycle.

Maybe you better put this on,

just in case.

- Why do you laugh, Miss?

- Oh, I can't help it.

It's not to be worn like that!

It's not to be worn now!

You're right, it's not comfortable

Please, help me, Miss!

Why are you laughing, Miss?

Do you laugh at an older man?

Excuse me.

- No, I don't laugh at you.

- Is it better now?

How do we move away

from the shore now?

- Well, one needs to sit there.

- Who has to sit there?

Oh, please excuse me.

I will push it!

Oh, it is almost impossible...

And this water...

Oh, it goes now!

Miss, please stop this hydrocycle!

Stop it!

Excuse me, please,

excuse me!

- Are you making a movie?

- No, I want to make some pictures.

I look for some beautiful girl. You,

Miss, would you agree?

Miss, please, come here.

Miss, could you please help me

in directing this shot?

Director's wife...

Oh. A serious face, please!

- Maybe a little bit closer, closer.

- Closer?

Closer, here.

And now a little bit further.

And smile.

And now some sad expression.

And now freedom, be absolutely free!

- And a smile! Imagine sea, stars...

- Stars?

Attention! Come a little bit closer,

closer

to this camera. A little bit closer!

A tiny bit closer!

Attention! And...

it's too late

And now I have to tell you something,

Miss, I haven't taken picture of you

but you were filmed on the camera

hidden over there.

- Oh no...

- You see, Miss.

Bunia, doggy, where

are you?

Yes, let's try on

this hat

I haven't worn hat in my life!

Maybe let's cover your eyes

a little bit more. Very good.

This looks very beautiful.

- Well, if only it could stay like that.

- And now, move freely.

And now take this little dog

and go there,

to those spheres.

Maybe... Well, just act naturally,

naturally.

He looks so good!

He likes it! It will be very good!

Very natural!

Please, smile! And come a little

bit closer! Further!

And you, Miss, play with

that dog, like this.

Attention! Innocent look!

Maybe you can quickly hop on

this sphere?

The most important thing is...

No, no, don't make the dog

nervous! Calm it down!

Miss, don't make it nervous!

Up you go on that sphere!

Thank you very much.

And now a little bit of movement,

let go of that oar!

Thank you very much! Entertaining...

So a little bit...

And now some movements.

- How should I move?

- As if dancing Polonaise.

Now please just be natural, I'll try

to catch it.

Maybe something contemporary?

And move towards me!

Very good! And now also

in this direction.

And please, move your legs

a little bit.

Thank you very much

And what about twist?

Something contemporary!

Hello! I would like to get out!

Is there someone?

Yes. You sat on me.

- Did you get up?

- I did.

- Because I don't have

air here. - I see.

Thank you! How do you do?

But you shouldn't sit on these baskets,

because it damages them.

- Really, sir?

- Yes, it ruins them.

One shouldn't sit on the baskets,

because they are meant

to be used in this manner:

Dear ladies and gentlemen,

I wanted to tell you

that you can't sit on

the baskets!

Baskets are damaged because

of it, they collapse.

And all in all, one should be careful

where one sits!

Do you now, Sir, I've been

watching you

and I saw that you're messing

up with people all the time.

- This is not a circus! - You know, we

laugh at each other.

- It is not pleasant, not at all!

- Not pleasant?

You have to let people have their

holidays, sir, and to rest yourself.

Seriously. I tell you this

as a friend.

It all has been planned.

We have no influence over it.

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