Kong Curling Page #4

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I'm so fond of you, Gordon.

Gordon?

You must wake up, Gordon.

We're going to play NM tomorrow.

Gordon?

Hi.

- You...

- Yes?

You probably know that I...

I inhaled the smoke.

Even though I said I didn't.

I could not stop the smoke in

throat, like all the others did.

It was probably only

to protect me, Gordon.

We'll save you now, Gordon.

Relax.

Gordon?

For you who are not

at work or school -

- but have chosen to stay home to watch

the Norwegian Championship in curling:

Welcome to Lillehammer,

Hkon's Hall and preliminary rounds!

This is going to quite an NM, Knut!

What's on everybodys lips today -

- is the comeback

Truls Paulsen and his team.

It's then ready for Team Hvang

against Team Paulsen.

There's great expectations

this comeback for Truls Paulsen.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes, brush!

Brush!

- And he does not disappoint!

- It's like the old adage says:

You do not catch fish with bare fists.

Brush, brush, brush!

Brush!

- The ice must to be watered!

- Team Paulsen is in great shape.

It is likely to be some tough games

here in the qualifying rounds.

Brush, brush!

Brush!

Look at Truls Paulsen.

He is outraged over something.

There's dust!

Can you give us close-ups, producer?

Is he holding something in his hand?

- The ice needs to be watered!

- Truls, we won, Jo!

There is chaos on the court, but Team Paulsen

is in the lead before the final round.

What a drama!

Did you see the dust?

There is a lot of dust there.

- The ice must be watered.

- Yes, yes.

It was too much dust.

It must indeed be watered.

That leaves one last stone

for Truls Paulsen, -

- then Team Paulsen is

in tomorrow's final.

Perfect stone by Paulsen!

And they're in the final!

Dust!

There's dust!

What's going on here now? He does not

even realize the victory.

See, that's dust.

Look, look! Dust!

There's dust!

- Why is there dust?

- It's nothing, Truls.

Welcome to the studio.

Congratulations on the comeback, Truls,

and a place in the finals!

Here we see some pictures

from the preliminary rounds.

When we look closer at

the gaze and concentration -

- it seems that you are

on your own planet.

Not to talk about the semifinals.

You seem immensely concentrated, Paulsen.

People ask themselves if you can control the

pressure that rests on your shoulders here in NM?

Why is there dust?

What in the world has

this got to do with curling?

- You're hiding something for us, Paulsen.

- Can you confirm or deny...

Well, well, well!

Here you are!

That's the "monkey's arm"

which means he has incredibly large...

Come!

Then it is ready for

the grand finale of this year's NM:

The favorites Team Ravndal meets

comeback Team Paulsen!

"Time to fight fire with fire," said the old

woman and farted against the thunderstorm.

We're in the final, then.

- There has been a mistake here.

- What?

One of you who have written on the

participating papers are not authoritative.

Not authoritative?

I don't believe you!

That's him. You must have

the guardian's signature.

Guardian?

What? Signature?

What are you saying? Guardian?

You must have the signature

of a guardian? Guardian?

Come on! Guardian? Is that true, or what?

You must have a guardian to sign?

You must have the signature of ...? What?

Why? Guardian? Why?

Sigrid!

Why did you do it?

Because I'm your guardian, Truls.

Your well-being is my responsibility.

If professionals say

that you should not play curling, -

- I can not say:

"Yes, he will play curling!"

I am your guardian, Truls!

That's it.

That's it!

That's what's dusting here.

It's Pelle!

That's what's dusting here.

That's what's dusting here!

That's what's dusting here!

The dog is dusting. The dog!

Truls, now you're going insane again!

It was the dog.

Look!

Look, its the dog who's dusting!

The dog. Dusting. The dog.

It's the dog who's dusting!

The dog!

It's the dog.

Look. Come. It's the dog.

It's the dog who's dusting.

It's the dog. The dog.

It's the dog who's scratching. Look.

Scratch him. Scratch!

Scratch him then!

In hell's name, scratch him then!

Scr...

Scratch.

It was the dog.

Can't we just get the psychiatrist

to release Truls?

What about Gordon?

Should we just give up? Declare him dead?

- It is up to this Mongoloid!

- What do we do with Gordon?

Gordon?

Gordon!

We must save Gordon.

We must save Gordon!

We must save Gordon!

We must save Gordon!

Of course we're going to save Gordon.

Calm down.

This will be fine, kiddo.

Of course we must save Gordon.

- We must save Gordon!

- Calm down, boy.

Hold your horses, motherf***er, or you

gonna die with a dick in your hand.

So you think it's time

you get to decide over your own life?

Yes.

Yes, it's a little weird when people should

sign everything all the time.

So you have no compulsions

of any kind these days?

- No.

- That's very good.

Then I just need to have you admitted

on neurological for a small check, -

- to make sure.

You understand that?

Yes.

Does it...

Does it take long?

- I'm about to play in the finals...

- Play?

Not curling, right?

You do not think it is a bit bold?

- No...

- How are you, then?

Can you put away the

worst compulsions?

How are you really?

Are you ok, Truls?

It's a bit early to release him.

It seems that Team Ravndal

can win on walkover!

In an hour the secretariat

will make a final decision...

Tonight is the last program

in the popular series -

- "Where no one would believe

that someone could live ".

Many are probably excited about where

we're going and who we're going to meet.

F***, we were so close!

I know we could have beaten them.

We need to hear where they live.

Fifteen kilometers from the closest road.

We are in...

Shall we play, boys?

F***!

Did anyone hear where they live?

Where do you live?

So you became his guardian?

Impressive! How did you do that?

We talked a bit together,

and then I persuaded her.

- There was a water there, and mountain...

- Mountain? Was that mountain there?

Then it was certainly in Western Norway.

Tends to be on the West Coast.

- Could it have been Smla?

- Please! Can you cut it out?

- Could it have been Smla?

- I don't know!

Well it seems that Truls Paulsen is

approved for playing again.

This is fantastic!

Team Paulsen arrive at the last minute!

It is then ready for the final:

Team Ravndal against Team Paulsen.

Yes Yes Yes!

The stone has been approved

as the best stone.

Yes, yes!

Team Ravndal is leading with

two best stones.

Truls!

Hi!

We're cheering for you!

Nice!

Got yourself an artistic babe?

Truls, we like that!

No wonder you're happy.

Artistic babes will do usually do it all.

Motherf***er!

I had a pottery woman once.

She insisted that number one was the

entrance, number two was the balcony.

I came into the entrance hall, said hello,

and straight up in the second floor.

- I'm gonna f*** you, big boy!

- Stay tuned, Marcus.

Number four on Team Paulsen

must set his stone.

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