Krystal
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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[boy] There are really only two
things you need to know about me.
First, I am a son
of the low country,
a child of the south.
I'm polite, courteous,
chivalrous,
I open doors,
I respect my elders,
I "Yes, sir" and "No, ma'am"
all the livelong day.
That's a long-billed curlew,
just in case you're curious.
I have a very weird heart.
And I don't mean that in a
metaphorical English major sense.
I mean physically.
I have a condition.
Paroxysmal Atrial Tachycardia,
P.A.T.
I have a racing heart which just
gallops up to 200 beats a minute
whenever it feels like it.
might be caused by stress.
Which is something doctors
say when they're stumped.
So that's why I'm a walker of dawn
beaches and a watcher of birds,
to keep as far away
from this exhausted and silly
and heartbreaking world
as possible,
to stay calm, very calm,
and barely alive.
The first time I got it, the P.A.T.,
I mean, was in front of my house.
Remember when you were a little kid and
you ran for the sheer joy of running
and you never,
ever got tired?
[dog barking]
[car horn honks]
- [brakes squeal]
- [thudding]
[dog yelping]
That was my last morning
of forever running.
[wheezing]
[heart beating]
[heart beating faster]
Please don't die.
Please.
[heart beating more slowly]
I waited to die too,
and in waiting, I converted,
a quasi-medical term that means
my heartbeat returned to normal.
My second episode
happened a year later.
[man] Essentially, what all
is transformation
of one's self.
To lie down
on summer grass...
[boy] That's my father giving one of
his famous home Saturday seminars
in Comparative Religions.
He's a professor at Emery.
He's brilliant.
...and lie. Wake up!
[gasps]
[grunting]
- Well, you can imagine.
- [Santa grumbles]
[screaming]
The Devil is in the attic!
Look, son,
you didn't see Satan.
You were simply
overwhelmed with guilt
about peeking into places
you really shouldn't,
and finding magazines that I should
And hopefully, you'll understand
later, when you're married
and lassitude has lassoed the galloping
priapic pony of your sexuality.
- Pony? What pony? I'm getting a pony?
- No.
There's no pony. Jesus.
Then I don't think...
What are you talking about?
I'll make it simple, okay?
There is no Devil.
But there's no Santa either.
That's the trade off, Tay-Tay.
Santa and Satan
are just symbols for...
[Tay-Tay] My father's book,
The History of OM,
is about the redemptive power
of prayer and meditation.
I tried reading it last summer.
I couldn't.
If a cartoon in a titty
magazine just about killed me,
a normal life was totally
out of the question.
College, forget it.
Sex, drugs and rock and roll,
a death sentence.
And love...
[woman] Hey.
Hi.
Are you here by yourself?
Do you have a car?
Did you drive here? Do you have,
like, a phone or something?
I need to call a cab
or Lyft, or whatever.
Um...
What?
You okay?
What?
I said are you...
No, not re... not really.
[woman] Well, you don't
look so hot.
[Tay-Tay] I have a kind of...
condition.
[heart beating]
You're sweating a lot,
do you know that?
I'm having
kind of a hard time.
Having a hard time what?
Just breathing, actually.
Oh, sh*t.
[heart beating faster]
F***!
- Name, please.
- Krystal Bryant.
- No, I meant him.
- Oh, I have no idea.
Look, man, I don't even
know him, okay?
He was just sitting
on the beach, on his ass,
and all of a sudden,
kid has a heart attack.
See if we have anything
on a Taylor Ogburn.
[nurse] We need the EKG...
- [doctor] Miss Bryant, I have to ask you to leave.
- He won't let me go.
Taylor Ogburn, history of
Paroxysmal Atrial Tachycardia.
- [doctor] Age?
- [nurse] 18.
- God, remember 18?
- IV's in.
- Maybe a pulse reading would be in order?
- Great, get a pulse reading.
[nurse] Two hundred.
- [shouts] -Miss Bryant,
that's not helping.
2-10, 2-15.
- [doctor] He's not converting.
- It's bad, right?
You're amazing.
- Just gonna put this...
- 2-40.
- 2-50.
- We're gonna have to induce conversion.
- Get me four CCs of ATP.
- Oh, God. Shot, Jesus. Needles.
Well, Miss Bryant, I'm not
giving you the shot, am I?
- You can just eat me, all right?
- Miss Bryant, you're fantastic.
- 2-60, 2-18.
- ATP.
Adenosine Triphosphate.
Taylor, you're gonna feel a kind of
warmth spreading up your arm, yes.
[groans]
[gasps]
Something's wrong.
- No, you're fine.
- He's not fine!
- Miss Bryant, shut up.
- [nurse] 1-80.
Yep, see?
You're converting. You're fine.
My heart is bleeding.
I can feel it opening
and bleeding.
F*** bleeding. I'm going down.
I swear to God, I'm going down.
Nurse, can we get a couple
of Valium for this crazy broad?
- Get her the hell out of here.
- I can't take Valium. I'm in the program.
- Somebody do something!
- Oh, okay.
- [man] Somebody help her!
- [nurse 1] Jose, we need a little help in here!
Roll you over.
Yeah, just get her head.
She's in the program.
- [nurse 2] What program?
- [nurse 1] AA.
It's okay.
[Taylor] My brother Campbell
is a hot-sh*t artist.
I don't know if his paintings
are good or bad.
I do know they're big.
So big, in fact,
that when I stand before them,
I can literally feel
myself shrinking.
- No thanks.
- Right. Sorry.
How many times you
faked the P.A.T. thing?
- How do you know I ever faked it?
- I would.
At my piano recital,
at your show in Charleston.
I knew it.
Have you ever been in love?
Negative.
Well, what about
Mary Elizabeth?
[chuckles]
So before dessert, Dad and I went out
onto the porch to smoke a joint.
When did Dad
start smoking pot?
He says, "You ever notice, Mary
Elizabeth has a bit of a beak?"
Imagine if she had a little mustache,
she'd look just like Larry Bird.
Oh, my God. He's right.
Yep.
Some things
you just can't unsee.
So I dumped him.
Her.
Was there a point
to this story, or...?
is just a trick God plays on us
so we don't feel ashamed
of ourselves all the time.
Weird to hear you
talk about God.
I mean, do you,
you know, believe?
Only marginally.
And only when it's convenient.
What about Satan?
- What about him?
- Do you believe in him?
Hell no! Who needs Satan
when we have Republicans?
Morning, Mr. Spencer.
And a good morning to you,
my lady of ladies.
Good morning, Taylor.
Has our Kingfisher
arrived from New York?
- Not yet.
- Oh. [sighs]
Oh, shoot a monkey...
Well, all in good time,
I suppose.
[Taylor] Vera is the Belle of the
Honeysuckled Sunny Southern Aphorism.
"All in good time.
God works in mysterious ways.
Everyone is doing
the best they can."
Vera, you know
I have no idea,
but I'm dying to hear it.
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