Krystal Page #7

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Ah Jesus, are you high?

- [Krystal] Yeah.

- All right.

Pack up your sh*t.

We're getting out of here.

What the f*** are you doing?

Give me my sh*t!

Hey, no! I'm taking you, and I'm

taking Bobby, and I'm taking you home.

Oh, you've gotta

be f***ing serious.

Are you kidding me with

this sh*t? F***ing sterling!

Okay, don't look in my bag if you don't

wanna find something you don't wanna find!

You promised!

- Hey!

- No! No!

Get down! Stay there!

Come on, I'm helping you!

We are helping you!

- You said you weren't using anymore.

- I'm not using.

I'm just tired. Okay?

- You're gonna help. That's gonna be great.

- Mom! Stop your bullshit!

Every time you get

into this sh*t, I get f***ed!

I'm done!

Why do you keep

doing this to me?

You're supposed

to be my mother!

Please, just listen

to Taylor.

Taylor, where are we going?

Home.

That's a good idea.

Boy, am I glad

to hear you say that.

Me and your dad can explain the

whole spanking thing to your mom.

- I'm sure she'll get past it.

- You think?

Oh, sure. Women get over stuff

like that in a heartbeat.

They do?

Then, and I've been giving this

a lot of thought,

You and I should just get it over

with and get married already.

I'm serious.

You know, guys like you don't come

down the pike every day, you know.

Right. Thanks.

I don't have all the time

in the world to sit around

waiting for the older version

of you.

And you've really proven

yourself.

I know you can take care of Willie

when he comes lookin' for me.

She gone.

Where do you reckon she went?

F*** it. Let's do it.

I was thinking maybe we move

on down to Clearwater.

Clearwater?

Yeah.

You can get a job, you know,

working on, like, a boat,

which is pretty low stress, what

with your ticker and whatnot.

[clears throat]

Right, a boat, whatnot.

And then we have a baby.

Wow.

And right away.

Like I say, I don't have

all the time in the world.

Right, like you said.

Now, a baby can really

do a number on your finances.

But I think

I've got that covered.

I know a couple of guys

from the old days

who live down in Clearwater.

And one of them has a club

and, you know, I could

do a little dancing.

- A few lap dances every now and then.

- Dancing.

You know,

just to help pay for the rent.

[heart beating]

- [groans]

- Are you okay?

Uh... I don't think I can drive.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, don't panic. Bobby!

- [tapping]

- Bobby, wake up.

- What?

- It's happening again!

- Ahh...

- [Bobby] What? What's happening?

- [Krystal] It's his heart!

- [Bobby] What's wrong with his heart?

- Slow down. I'll drive.

- I'm having kind of a hard time.

Pull over, pull over.

- [heart beating faster]

- [Taylor] Okay.

[Krystal] Slow down. Stop right

here. It's fine.

All right.

- Taylor! What's wrong with him?

- He's having...

[Krystal] I thought you were friends.

You haven't talked about this?

[Krystal and Bobby shout]

Hey. Oh, my God.

Come on. You're gonna

have to help me.

This is a really...

really bad one.

[all grunting]

All right, goddamn it!

Where is she? Krystal!

B*tch, you better get your

motherfucking ass down here right now!

All right now.

You just turn right around...

- Willie?

- Spanky?

- [chuckling] Oh, man!

- Ain't this a b*tch?

You are a sight for sore eyes.

Look at you!

Sh*t! What the hell are you doing

in a fancy place like this, Spanky?

- Yeah, well.

- Yeah.

Excuse me?

- Darling, this is Willie.

- A friend of Spanky's.

Who's Spanky?

Well, he is.

Oh. Right, of course.

Spanky, I ain't seen you in...

Hey! F*** you, Spanky!

You're the one gave my girl

that old fag book!

I beg your pardon?

Yeah, the one about praying and f***-all.

She done up and ran off.

Fag book?!

Now see here, Willie!

I dare you to read it!

Why don't you

double dare him, Spanky?

Everybody, shut the f*** up!

- Oh, my God!

- I am going to cut the sh*t out of you, Spanky!

And then I'm gonna take this here fine,

sexy piece of elder-trim out to my ride,

and I got the Devil with me,

and I hear he likes to watch.

[screaming]

Man, what the hell?!

You're gonna make me lose

my damn temper, Spanky!

You cut off my toe!

You cut off

my motherfucking toe!

God!

- [screams] Oh, sh*t!

- Oh, my God!

Look what you've done!

You cut off my damn toe!

I'm sorry. Willie,

I didn't have my glasses on.

You got that goddamn samurai sword!

What did you think was gonna happen?!

Well, you were attacking

my family.

You done ruined

walks on the beach, man!

Oh, I got it!

I got the toe!

Hold on!

That was the attorney.

Here we go!

- Why don't you come over and grab you.

- I got you.

- Oh, God.

- Willie?

- Taylor?

- Krystal?

What happened?

Holy sh*t! There's more of them?

- We have his toe.

- F*** his toe. Where's my Escalade?

Nurse, get that carjacker into OR.

Can I get an orderly out here?

Jesus Christ, am I the only effing

doctor in this whole effing...

Krystal!

What's going on?

Okay.

Excuse me!

- Set up the ATP.

- He's not converting, is he?

2-40.

Jesus Christ!

- 2-50.

- Six CCs.

Just breathe.

- No. I don't want ATP!

- Hold.

[Farley] Taylor, take a breath. Are you

listening to me? Let's go now. Come on.

Let's get that ATP

rolling, all right?

Let's go. You got it.

You're in trouble.

Oh, God...

No, no. Wait, wait, wait!

- [heart beating fast]

- You can do this, Taylor.

- Huh...

- I swear to God.

You don't need that.

It's your heart, baby.

You can.

You can.

Just breathe

and listen to me. Okay?

It's just fear.

[heart beating slows down]

I know you can.

Just keep breathing.

That's right, breathe.

[nurse] Ninety.

- Eighty and dropping.

- That's right, baby.

Nicely done, Miss Brennan.

We're out of the woods.

Is every day

in the Ogburn house like this?

[scoffs] This is nothing.

You oughta see the holidays.

- [Wyatt, Campbell snicker]

- Well...

Hey.

Hey.

I need

to tell you something.

I feel sort of ashamed

about that whole Bo charade.

That's all right.

I like you

a lot better than Bo.

[chuckles]

Hi.

My name's Taylor,

and I'm an alcoholic.

You actually sound

proud of that.

What if a guy took a couple of Xanax

every now and then if he couldn't sleep.

How old are you?

[snickers]

[Farley] A bottle of red wine

with dinner?

I'm a very old soul.

[Farley] A Vicodin or two

with my Sunday paper.

I'm always gonna love you.

Always.

In Clearwater?

What do you think?

I think I might

have a problem.

It occurs to me that falling

in love is a lot like dreaming.

And I don't want

to wake up in Clearwater.

I'm sorry.

I'm really, really sorry.

[exhales deeply]

- Doctor.

- Yeah?

- Our son?

- Who?

- Taylor.

- Taylor Ogburn.

Everything is just peachy.

"Peachy"? Is that, like,

a medical term?

He's okay. He's sleeping.

We just need

to watch him overnight.

Y'all should get some rest. He's

being discharged in the morning.

[Wyatt] Well?

- Shall we?

- Yes, yes, yes.

You all right, dear?

No.

I need help.

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