Kummeli kultakuume

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Kulokoski, isn't it a nice day?

What are you talking about?

-Give me a cigarette

Ask nicely

May I have a cigarette?

You won't

May I Now have a cigarette?

No

You said that I

can't have a cigarette

Why I can't have a cigarette?

Because smoking's forbidden here

Just a little one

Oh? Just that

Ooo

Devil's devil! Hell's arse!

Don't use "hell's devil"

Arctic fox's sh*t found in our pit

Whole summer and

just half an ounce of gold

With that can get a starter soup

from Pohjahovi already, after which -

mr butler already points to the exit

Kyrp-Jooseppi (Cock-Joseph),

what've you got?

Can't find, no

But next to that ditch

the gold vain goes

How do you know that?

I have that kind of feeling on my arse

How does your arse know it?

I just have that kind of an arse

Er-Jorma (Backwood-Joe),

have you noticed -

that Kyrp-Jooseppi shits at his own pole?

So what?

We are shitting at the outhouse

What then?

-I mean, why?

I guess it's because he has

such a special arse

(in German) Look there,

two gold-diggers

I doubt they have found nothing

They've been here for a long time

There is also a third man.

-Where?

There. Taking sh*t

Taking sh*t?

Weird guy. There is an outhouse

just next to.

Strange

Countryside men. We should go and say hi

We need to meet such comical men

Klasu, stay!

Tell me, what is wrong

with Hautamki? Broman

Well, psychodynamically he is insane

There are more manias than

all other patients combined -

and impulse-control, hey,

that is really poor

Probably the worst in the North-Calotte

At times he is rather charming -

or in some way rather nice.

-Kulokoski continues

Last summer, when we tried to

organize a midsummer party, -

that satanic crazy

screwed up himself -

to a flagpole.

-Yeah

That was a human lock.

Four days in the rain -

twisted his arms and legs

It was a katatonic forced posture

Whole Hautamki-clan is

full of forest people

What caused the conflict

at this year's midsummer?

Who says?

-You say

No you say.

-Okay, I will

Well, he wasn't given cigarette

Boys, boys, this is not going anywhere

This is not going anywhere, goddammit

Kakelper's boys, retailers get -

4000 boxes of liver casserole and

they all include -

a surprise arranged by you:

a condom, goddammit

Soon my name is printed

on tabloids, goddammit

And there are Korean n*ggers

on their way here -

to see model for a food factory,

goddammit

You have been two months in

apprenticeship, -

and if I had the authority,

not the county officials, -

I would have kicked you out

already after the first week

Goddamnit!

Goddammit

Get out of there

Now, Jnssi and Dille, -

let's make a deal

You may only be at

the dispatch platform -

and smoke cigarettes, -

and talk bullshit as so far, -

but you don't do any work

Thanks, mister sub-manager

It is a matter of chance,

at what mood one happens to wake up

Can't expect much from a man,

who's been howling moon all childhood -

and been running around fells nude

all juvenile years. -And dick swinging out

And now he's just raving all night.

-What's he raving about?

He has an obsession for gold.

-What?

Gold-obsession. -Insane person's

dream of gold-treasure

In it's own way it is fascinating

Wouldn't it be better if we all three

didn't go there?

Broman stays outside

That's what I was just thinking,

that I stay here outside

Broman stays outside

Good day, Hautamki

May I have a cigarette?

No

Kulokoski, did anybody hurt bad?

Hautamki should know, -

that it does hurt,

when hit hard

Could this shirt be removed

now already?

Let's just keep the shirt on Hautamki

Well, what was that interesting?

It was damn good

that you didn't come in

Strong medication shall be continued

Broman will watch Hautamki over night

The case will be reviewed again tomorrow

Just so

I have two more days

and then I will go to Ibiza

What could happen anymore?

Hey Dille

What now?

Shall we go in?

Let's

I assume it is clear to everyone

what we are going to do

Last bets are still accepted

Still accepted

With what size bet Kari is in?

I don't want to be in

to this in any way

Well, then you don't need to watch either

Let's begin

Ready-dy, set-te, go

Legendary

Ready-dy,

set-te, go

Legendary

Why did he have to go

look for that Alice?

Don't tell me

you are going drinking?

How so?

-Drinking's not allowed here

No?

Boys, you are asking for trouble

Lasse?

Lasse!

Lasse, Lasse

Lasse!

Hmm, what's up now?

When are we going?

Oh, listen, dear,

you are rather nice, -

but not exactly my type

Moreover I am going to Ibiza, -

and how can I know,

are you speaking true?

If you are not you,

then it is somebody else

Come here

I don't want to talk here

Come on here now

Come here, right next to me.

Come on. This way

See... No need to be afraid

Goddamn, these are sweet

I can feel, listen,

gold-diggers' pickaxes' strokes -

and smell their sweat

It smells, hear me,

just plain sh*t

Now we are going already

And here, here is our

famous meatball oven

which makes 13,000

meatballs per hour

And the next place, where

we are going to is here

I suggest we don't go

to the dispatch area, -

because last night there's been

a terrible hassle there

Of course we go there

And this is our glory and

pride. The delivery room

Oh, sh*t

No way, boys, goddammit,

this is not going anywhere

Everything is at end.

You need to leave

Hey submanager, do you think that

when butterfly's dung beetle has -

been on the watch next to

elephant's arse for weeks, -

it didn't know that one it

is going to fly off -

to hell when the elephant farts.

-What?

It's going to build a house there

Out!

Hey submanager, don't start

to give birth here -

when Dille is speaking.

-Out

Hey, may I drive Aspen?

Why not

Autoradio plays:

"Titanic, iron shell..."

Should I buy glasses?

-I don't know

Should you drive?

-I don't know

I think you drive f***ing well

Goddammit

Goddammit, kneecap

J.P!

Broman!

Where the hell is Hautamki?

Towards where we shall drive to?

Keep driving

May I have a cigarette?

That's what I was thinking,

that now we must -

go and get you cigarettes.

(In Swedish:
) That must we do

(Car radio plays:)

"I look at deserted sandbeach"

"Thoughts of mine travel far"

"Here with you"

"I once get to be, just two of us"

"I look at the deserted sandbeach"

"the most beautiful memories they are"

"the summerday when

I get to be the luckiest"

"I look at the deserted sandbeach..."

"Thoughts of mine travel far"

Hey, can you drive while

I put on some makeup?

Hey hey, what did just happen?

I guess we ran out of petrol

How do I drive this?

Never know who comes to visit

Hey Dille!

-Yes?

What the hell stroke us?

-Looks like Seat Malaga

Would it better if you drove?

-Why so?

I might faint.

-Yes I can drive

F***, my shirt ripped.

-The dices flew to hell

Oh terrible, what a wreck

Terrible wreck and where

is my other shoe?

Hey

Was that ke Blomqvist?

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