Kummeli kultakuume Page #2

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Hautamki, Hautamki,

where is my make-up comb?

Hautamki?

Hautamki is dead! And

look at my Seat Malaga

You are murderers!

Look at Dille's Aspen

I feel like my skull is loose.

-I see

A little bit feels on forehead

May I have a cigarette?

-Of course

May I sit down?

-Go ahead

Thank you. You are nice gentlemen

I value good manners, -

although I myself am from a madhouse.

-So are we

My family is from up north.

You happen to know Kyrp-Jooseppi?

We don't.

-He was my father

We are on our way to his

gold cache with Broman

Broman is my nurse from the madhouse

Boys, hasn't it been a nice day?

-Yes. Pretty legendary

Broman is gay by the way.

No need to care about it

Join us to the gold rapids

There should be enough for everyone

I'm not so much after gold,

but that Broman

He is so greedy for everything

that shines. He is like a magpie

Now he woke up.

-Hautamki

Hautamki, don't tell me

you told them -

about our secret to those dudes?

Don't be inconsiderate.

These are nice buddies

This is Dille and Jns.

-Good day

Don't believe him, he is insane

I mean totally crazy

Well then. Here we are. Police.

I'm going to run away

Hey Dille, what shall we do?

I guess we run away too

Run and catch them!

Perkele! (Damn it!)

Catch them.

Push them down to ground

Give fist, but gently!

Damn, there goes one

A lovely chase

There goes another!

One more there

Catch them

Oh no. Have I done something

personal to you?

Nothing personal.

I'm just doing my job

Oh like a honeybee?

-Like an ant

We don't really have desire

to prosecute Broman

Resignment papers are already submitted

We don't care where he goes

Let him calm down in

the jail for awhile

Do you know these Kakelberg twins?

What men are they?

Kakelberg-family's tragic story

It is familiar to all from 60's.

All magazines wrote about it

Mother died, father sent the kids

to reformatory and went his own way

Boys were tried to be integrated

into the society already in 70's

Now they are in the ministry of

labour's job training experiment

The previous place,

Ponso's sawmill, burnt -

and the owners got nothing

from their insurance

They shot themselves

Yesterday they got kicked out

from the foodfactory -

and over there guns had

started to bang as well

I'm tired of this,

but let's let it be

Let's just handle

all this paperwork, -

then we can return to the

madhouse with Hautamki

What sort of mental illness

makes man to love tree so much?

Hey Broman, we need to

have a negotiation

Go away, go away you rats

Hey do gays always

let go so easily?

Listen now, stinky baldhead, it

doesn't belong to good manners to -

talk to people like that,

and secondly, we don't let

Furthermore, I am very

unyielding gay

Hey Broman! Do you want

Donald Duck -drink?

We could offer

I don't know. I really don't

Where you going? -I'm going

to fix our windshield

Oh well, it's maybe

not criminal offense -

but it almost is though

The problem is that how to

get him out. -I don't know

It is a problem.

If I go, I have no chance

Yes I know.

Your profession is vandal -

and it causes problems to you.

-Of course not

Dille hey

Just like this!

And my condition is that

we need to act attractively -

and discreetly

You think we are amateurs?

No, but if something happens,

I won't be taking part

What's smelling here?

-Me

This is BX's windshield.

How much this cost?

Nothing.

-Legendary

Is it necessary to do this

just like this? -Yes

Have to act silently.

Seppo is at nightshift

Could you just shut up?

Oh well, it got loose

Shut up

Very noisy. Probably nobody heard

Shut up

I see, I'll go to the car then

Oh how terrible

I was just fretting, when

I was watching your drilling...

Yes?

...that I haven't met you before

Good day

Thanks

Mr Jnssi, I didn't know, -

that you are such a caveman

By the way where comes the name Jns?

Is it like John, John Wayne?

My real name is James

It comes from James Dean.

By James Dean

Well what is Dille then?

-My real name is Dean

Also comes from James Dean?

-No. From Dean Martin

Lapland's rather large region

I was just wondering, -

that where exactly is

this gold-treasure located?

Stop the car! -Stop the car!

What now?

-We will camp here

What goddammit?

Elmeri, Elmeri, come and

eat so you have energy

I'm not so hungry.

-What?

Broman, do you know what

kind of person is insane?

You mean that do I know

how it is to be crazy?

But do you know

how it is to be insane?

(gibberish)

Try

(more gibberish)

Do more

Roll

Roll. Look to the sky

Roll, roll.

-Is this good?

Now he left. -Who?

Hautamki. He runs there on the field

So what?

He really went?

Somebody's moving there in the dark

I am sure that

we will never get out of here

No Hautamki, no gold,

and I won't ever make it to Ibiza

It's your fault

Dude, now shut up

That's what you always say, when

I try to explan something. -Be quiet!

I was just saying...

With all respect, mr. Broman -

but I'm not going to

eat any bag-soups

Hautamki

Think about this

Whole elephant herd

died to elephant-plague

One carrion fly arrives to the scene

What does it do? Does it

go to tell his friends?

I don't believe so

Not so

It thinks that it was pure luck

It enjoys a meal, and if it

has energy it goes -

to inform others,

that the bar is open

You understand, do you?

I didn't know that you are

such a philosopher mr Dille

Like a new age Friedrich Nietzche.

-What?

I've got, boys, a little bit

sad things to tell

Broman, you don't likely know -

but my life-doctor told that

I have one month left to live

What? No way

I have a dream and I would like -

that you realized it with me

What we need to do?

I have lived my whole life

lived in treatment facilities -

and I would just like to

live normal life -

live an average person

in the society

Be normal like you are

Ouch!

Mr Broman -

let's go

Left

Left and then right

I guess we are approaching

the gold-treasure

Oh my goodness... Elmeri!

Oh, Elmeri!

What the hell is this now?

Be quiet. The man is marked by death

I guess those nice chicks

are Hautamki's relatives

The dying has come to meet

them for the last time

Fr den sista gngen. Frstr du?

Do you understand? Show some respect -

if you have any left. I can't

What is that dude explaining about?

You got plenty of space here.

I can clearly see -

that there are no men in the house.

I have also always wanted -

to get and be a maid to

a countryhouse like this

Shut up. Includes also Broman

Just like this!

But day by day Elmeri becomes -

more and more like Kyrp-Jooseppi

Oh you

Kyrp-Jooseppi, Elmeri's dad,

he was my and Lyyli's brother

Elmeri never met Kyrp-Jooseppi -

but tell me,

what have you been doing?

So pretty and nice to see

these people with you

Aren't you introducing at all?

Sorry now, lovely aunts.

This is Dille, he is philosopher

Jnssi is mine digger -

and mental nurse

Janne Petteri Broman -

he is solid gay.

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