Kung Fu Page #3
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- 2004
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we saw our only son
killed in a fight.
Revenge can be devastating.
Do you understand?
Why don't you train us
to be top fighters
and we'll avenge them!
Becoming a top
fighter takes time.
Unless you're
a natural-born
kung-fu genius.
And they're one in a million.
GRUNTS:
It's obvious I'm the one!
Don't think so.
Everyone! We swore
we'd never fight again.
But we broke that promise today.
For your own safety,
please all leave!
In great power
lies great responsibility.
There's no escaping from it.
Donut, you're hurt bad.
Rest now.
BABBLING:
We can't understand
what you're saying.
Donut!
###
I know you, four-eyes!
You seem prejudiced against
the sight-challenged.
That's right. Especially
gold-framed four-eyes.
GRUNTING:
HISSING:
Gold frames
are perfect for clerks.
I think I look good.
So why keep
picking on me?
Help me!
GROWLING:
"Help me! Help me!"
Want to play, punks?
The Dragon Style?
The Tiger Style?
Come down here,
and I'll smash your
glasses. Come on!
You know I'd do it, right?
Swear to it!
Swear!
Have you no respect?
Where were you
when I needed you?
BARKS:
You sound like a wimp!
We always get beat!
We haven't gotten anywhere.
No killing, no arson,
no robberies, no rapes...
all because of you!
You're a numb-nut!
Follow me!
It's a stickup!
Where's the money?
Where's the money?
What're you looking at?
I'm serious!
I kill people for less!
Give me the money.
###
The money's in here.
SING AS A CHILD:
Let go of the girl!
He's a fool,
and she's mute.
Losers!
Go away!
You're dragging me down!
Go home and raise pigs.
Go, before I kill you.
BAND PLAYING MUSIC
MAN:
You! Whatsyourname!
Take this and get
some new clothes.
You're now an Axe!
For real?
Someone's waiting for you.
Brother Sum!
One look at you, and I knew
you'd do anything.
Right!
You just needed your chance.
Damn right!
We have an assignment for you.
Anything, Brother Sum!
###
SING:
"Research on abnormal people."
What's that?
A mental asylum.
ALARM BUZZING:
Soldiers!
Boy Scouts!
SING:
Tanks!
ADVISOR:
No worries.
When the Boy Scouts
change shifts, you have
exactly five minutes.
Follow the arrows
on the map.
Go to the last cell
and get the man inside
there out. Here's your tools.
What about you guys?
We're your lookouts.
WIND WHISTLING:
THUNDER RUMBLING
Five minutes. Hurry!
###
GASPS:
GRUNTS:
LOCK CLICKS:
###
BROTHER SUM YAWNS
The world's top killer
indeed looks the part!
It's only a title.
Cut the bullshit.
We want two people killed.
Name your price.
Name my what?
I've killed so many
trying to find
a worthy adversary.
So far, I've never found one.
That's why I stayed inside.
Had I met my match,
I'd have been out long ago.
If you find me
a worthy opponent...
I'll do it for free.
No charge!
LAUGHING:
Do you have someone?
Yes. Brilliant fighters
who are up to the challenge.
But first, will you
show us some moves?
Not that we don't trust you.
We want to see you in action.
You numskulls aren't worthy!
SNAPS FINGERS:
He doesn't look the part.
The slippers are a little crappy.
But he'll clean up well.
You sure you
got the right guy?
Absolutely. I swear I did
exactly what you told me.
Please show us some
moves, Mr. Beast.
Don't make it hard for me!
You dumb or what?
You know what
this is, old man?
Ever seen a fist this big?
Don't force me to fight.
I scare myself when I fight!
Really? Try me, then.
Is he okay?
LAUGHING:
So you say you can fight?
Harder!
GLASSES SHATTER:
Harder!
Harder!
You hit like that
and call yourself a gangster?
A foreign gun!
GUNS COCKING:
GUNSHO:
###
In the world of kung fu,
speed defines the winner.
The Beast is the best of them all.
The Axe Gang extends its respect!
SCREAMING:
The real masters,
together in one room!
Only the world's top killer
has such an aura.
BEAST:
Likewise.
Could you two be the fated lovers...?
Paris...
And Helen of Troy!
A pleasure, indeed.
We're here to deal
with the Axe Gang...
and only the Axe Gang.
BROTHER SUM LAUGHING
You should've killed me before.
Now you're committing suicide.
You're living on borrowed time.
You can't escape your fate!
What's this? A funeral bell?
SNICKERS:
With the Beast here,
let's see whose funeral it is!
LANDLAD Y:
So you're on their side?
Don't get me wrong.
I only want to kill you...
or be killed by you.
LAUGHS:
What do you think?
The good cannot coexist
with the bad. You can't
escape your destiny.
So be it. Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it!
###
Piece of cake. I can handle this.
BEAST CHUCKLING:
Good try, but a little off target.
LAUGHING:
###
HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
The Lion's Roar?
GRUNTING & COUGHING
CHIMING:
HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
GLASS SHATTERING
SCREAMS:
BEAST:
Wait!
I didn't know the Lion's Roar
could be done with a speaker!
What a blow!
GRUNTING:
Looks like they're not up to it!
Let's get them while they're down.
You do it!
I'm gonna puke!
I need to see a doctor!
Go to hell!
You! Come over here.
Hit him!
Yes!
The head!
Of course!
Hit him on the head!
Okay.
Here's your chance.
Got it!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Hit the sh*t out of him!
Right!
Hit him!
Hit him!
Beat the sh*t out of him!
What're you doing?
You want me to hit him
or beat the sh*t out of him?
You're making me
very confused!
SCREAMING:
###
Wow, that's a big fist!
Why did you hit me?
Where are they?
How could you
let them escape?
GASPING:
No one gets away from me!
###
Why did he save us?
Young people make mistakes.
But at least he
finally made good.
Look at him!
Beaten to a pulp.
Do you have
any last requests?
Hey, wait!
Why don't you write
in Chinese?
I don't understand.
###
There's no one here!
CHINESE MEDICINE
It's a miracle
he lasted this long.
The herbs should help him.
Herbal medicine can
only partly help. The key
is his own body structure.
All his bones
and tendons are broken.
It's amazing he's
recovering so fast.
It can't be possible...
Unless he's...
###
BANDAGES SNAPPING
What's that smell?
ALL SCREAMING:
###
SING:
You mustn't smoke
while you're hurt.
Let me handle this.
This makes no sense.
Who knew the Beast
could clear the chi flow
and thus unleash
the boy's true potential?
We should've guessed.
He is the one!
###
Is this for real?
You're still alive,
you turncoat?
Kill him, men!
What kind of move is that?
Kids' stuff!
###
If our son were alive,
he'd be his age now.
If he studies hard,
he could grow up to be
a doctor or lawyer.
A stuntman, more likely!
DINGING:
THUNDER RUMBLING
Not bad. Let's go.
I can even stop bullets...
CROAKS:
GRUNTS:
LAUGHING:
CROAKING:
What? The Toad Style
of the Kwan Lun School?
Oh, no!
SCREAMING:
BIRD SCREECHES:
Remember the Palm move
that falls from heaven?
That's the long lost
Buddhist Palm.
###
SCREAMS:
I surrender!
What kind of move was that?
If you want to learn,
I'll teach you.
CRYING:
Master!
###
Hey! Tell him not
to put snot on the glass.
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