Kung Fu Dunk Page #4

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Why are you all here?

Have you found your parents?

No, not yet.

Jie, searching for your parents

via basketball...

That's a good gimmick.

It's better than a soap opera.

You're in the paper every day.

They don't believe...

- I am your master.

Yes.

I guess you must have

heard Jie's news on TV,

I'm hoping you could do a favour for Jie.

Play a Kung Fu basketball match for him.

Jie is our best protege.

His business is our business, right?

Yeah, sure.

As long as it's legal,

I was open to anything that would help him.

Say thank you to your Master.

Didn't you hear what he said?

He said 'was' open to anything, 'was'...

What do you mean?

You know Bi Tianhao took over the school.

To be honest, during the past years,

we've been serving that bastard Wang Biao.

We're absolutely useless.

It is a crappy job at the school

but it's my bread and butter.

I can't sacrifice it for a useless medal.

Hey, the soap opera is starting...

'Tales from the World of Martial Arts'

Hello! Yes, speaking.

Ah, I've no time for that...

I don't care which paper you write for.

I'm busy!

Hey, what's wrong with me?

Nothing. It's my problem.

I can't accept another woman in my life.

Are you crying?

Stop crying.

Leave me alone.

I won't.

Am I a nuisance?

No way.

You're always cheerful... you're...

What?

Nothing.

What?

Really wanna know?

Yes.

Promise you won't laugh at me.

I liked ice cream so much when I was a kid.

But I could never have it.

So I'd do anything

just to get some ice cream.

You are just like ice cream to me...

I knew I shouldn't have said it.

- He should be here soon.

- Hello?

Hello? The battery is going dead. Hello?

Lily:
Work hard, Jie.

Two cripples and two useless riff-raff,

it's five fighting against one.

- Hey, Jie.

- Master.

We changed our mind.

We decided to get our hands dirty.

They're not students.

They're not qualified.

Ah! They've been transferred

to the University.

They're absolutely qualified.

Ah? But they are so old!

'Taiji born out of Wuji'

Jie! Up in the air!

Come on!

Hello, Handsome.

Yo! Look at his muscles.

Sit down!

Hey... that whistle blower...

What a referee! He sent us away...

Damn! I was on a roll...

Just as I was starting to have fun...

Me too.

Jie, we asked you to come here

because we brought something for you.

'Jie, we saw you on TV

and we feel really sorry.

We never fulfilled

our responsibilities as parents.

Play basketball as good as you can.

We'll be there for you in the audience.

Masters, is this really from my parents?

Uncle Li gave us the letter last night.

It is what changed our minds.

This is impossible...

You would never expect that

we could have recovered from those injuries.

Sticks of sugar-coated fruits flying out

when I kick

Memories spreading out

in the moonlight when I punch

A piece of ginger. A piece of the past

I can give you an autograph for a keepsake

I say a windshield protects us

from snow storms

A roof shields us from moonlight

A window should be installed

in the world of martial arts

A lance should be spun in a Peking Opera

I stand firm in the horse stance

I put on a Kung Fu suit

when I'm bored and tired

I don't sell tofu (tofu)

What I learn in the martial arts school

is called Kung Fu

Kung Fu (Kung Fu), Kung Fu (Kung Fu)

Quick, put on your Qibao

so I can't take advantage of you.

You're just like tofu (tofu).

Your beautiful skin seduces me

when I'm practicing Kung Fu.

Kung Fu (Kung Fu), Kung Fu (Kung Fu)

Quick, put on your Qibao

so I can't take advantage of you.

When I kick lightly,

you're thrown to the edge of the world.

If I kicked too hard,

there would be no world left.

Flowers falling in the sunset

Climbing over mountains,

crossing over rivers

I clear my throat

and start to sing Peking Opera.

Flying up to Dunhuang Going

deep into the Wild North

Who is there when I turn around?

Ah, what kind of place is it?

What situation is it? La, la, la...

I'll step on your shoulders

when I'm bored and tired.

Ah, are you okay?

The last throw...

I leave it to you and Xiao Lan.

Come on, hang in there...

Come on, you're gonna win!

You're so despicable!

Headmaster...

You can jump high, right? So jump then!

- Are you okay?

- Smash your shin.

Stop your blood flow...

Too late to use Qigong!

Don't be afraid.

Everyone is watching him.

But it's your show now.

Jie, hang in there.

He can't jump anymore.

Watch out for Xiao Lan.

Hey, what the hell is this?

Hey, what the hell is this?

No, I'm not. I'm Bi Tianhao's...

- secret weapon.

- It's a goal-tending

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!

Rules against goal tending

only apply to players.

He's the referee,

and he's disqualified as a referee.

But the point is - you lost!!

Fire Ball won!

Everything in this world

is made of tiny particles.

'Altering Universe' changes

part of the universe

by taking the particles apart

and then reassembling them.

In a split second, time is stopped.

You can even turn the clock back.

He's not throwing. He's passing the ball!

Now, I finally understand

basketball isn't all about dunking.

It's about teamwork.

Hello? What? They want Jie back?

What contract? It's just an agreement!

Okay, but we'll talk about the money later.

I'm busy. I'm off to celebrate!

That's it, bye!

What a snub!

What the hell is it?

Boss, remember our bet, 5 million?

Who asked you to bet...

You won't get away with it.

Sonny is over there.

Please sign it. Again, please.

Thank you.

You looked so cool in the match.

Thank you.

Sorry, I ran out of ink.

Never mind.

The autograph looks exactly like his.

Who are you?

I'm a fan of yours!

This handwriting looks very familiar.

Very neat.

I seem to have seen it somewhere before?

Sure, in the letter

your Masters gave you...

What's up?

You're not happy with it?

Would your Masters have come

if I hadn't written the letter?

If they hadn't come,

would you have won the game?

If you didn't win the game,

how would you become famous?

Hey, are you leaving?

Okay, anyway, sooner or later,

you'll be leaving...

- That's what people do to me

when they become famous.

Hey, can't I just go for a pee?

I knew it... you care about people.

You know what?

I noticed that your ear lobe

was so thick the time I first met you.

So I knew... you care about people.

Excuse me. Which one is Fang Shijie?

Wang Yiwuan!

His birth father is the richest man

in Asia? Wang Yiwuan!

Choose a nice suit. You look so shabby.

How can you go to meet

your father like that?

How about this one?

It looks pricey? How about this one?

How pricey can it be? Just a suit.

Wow, so expensive, 26000 dollars!

Never mind, count it as my gift to you.

A gift for me?

Yeah, the last one.

Oh, you're a poor man now

but you'll be rich tomorrow.

You'll have too much money to spend.

Will you still need gifts by then?

You're so good to me.

Don't be so naive.

I always treat you as a cash cow.

Moreover,

there are lots of greedy people

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