Kung Fu Panda 3

Stairs.

I don't think I can...

You guys, just start without me.

Will catch you

Sweet.

Inner peace, inner peace

Itchy nose

Finally, inner peace

Kung Fu Panda 3.

Now what ?

Kai, old friend

Master Oogway

Our battle ended

five hundred years ago.

- Well, now I'm ready for a rematch.

- Took you long enough

You've grown stronger.

Five hundred years in the spirit realm,

you pick up a thing or two.

I have taken the chi of

every master here.

-No

-Yes

And soon I will have your power, too.

When will you realize the more you take

the less you have ?

With your chi I will finally be

able to return to the mortal world.

And this time, you won't be there

to stop me.

It was never my destiny to stop you.

I have set another on that path.

Then I will find him

and take his chi, too.

Justice is about to be served.

We'll have two justice platters , please

- umm...three

- And a few tofu bun

Oh , the spicy noodle soup for Tigress.

Did you want extra sauce with that ?

She wants it on the side

-On the side

-On the side

dragon you can do it.

Go dragon warrior

- Defend the valley

Dragon warrior

-Go dragon warrior

- Yeah defend the valley

You guys aren't doing the dramatic pose , are you ?

Do we have to strike the pose every time we land ?

You guys never underestimate

the power of a dramatic entrance.

I've heard about some masters who could win

a fight just by throwing open a door

Dramatic entrance ?

Master Shifu

The dragon warrior is correct.

Really ? I was just making....

yeah I mean yeah I am.

Before the battle of the fist

comes the battle of the mind.

Hence , the dramatic entrance

Whoa , nice dramatic entrance

-What's the occasion ?

-Today will be my final class

Your final...? wait

I didn't even know you were sick

-Although you have been looking a little....

-I'm not sick.

healthy. A little healthy.

A lot actually

My final class because from now on...

your training will be in the

hands of the dragon warrior

What ?

Me ? teach ?I mean why not Tigress ?

She's always telling everyone what to do.

-Be quiet Po.

-See what I mean ?

Tigress is not the dragon warrior.

You are.

Come on they're the five.

What can I teach them ?

There is always something more to learn.

Even for a master.

For instance , let me show you another move.

The dramatic exit.

What's that ?

Are you kidding me ? that....what ?

-Where'd he go ?

-Master

-He's gone guys. It's cool.

- We are await your instruction master.

All you have to lose is our respect.

Seriously how bad could it be ?

Leave me....

OK OK let's switch it up.

Monkey, immovable mountain stance.

Yes Master.

-I mean.... Tigress tornado back flip

- Yes, master

-Oh no fire.

-Fire

Sorry, my fault

Crane go high, I mean low

-Oh my claw thingy

- Viper and tigress , to... like a totem pole

Poison , Technique.

You two, to... sworming insect bite

with yellow tail , yellow jacket...

Spicy....tuna

Good job, Po.

-Did you at least learn a little something ?

- Yes , that you can't teach.

And tigress is flammable turns out.

That was a complete disaster.

-I'm glad we're not Po right now.

-What a loser

-What was Shifu thinking ?

- What was Oogway thinking ?

-I think he heard us.

- I didn't hear anything.

He said you're a loser

Sorry Oogway.

-Would you stop doing that ?

- How was your fisrt day teaching ?

-Humiliating.

- I heard.

Who told you?

Did Tigress tell you ?

I heard from Monkey and Crane and Mantis and

your dad and Mrs. Chau from the gift shop

And those ducks who just passed

and Tigress told me.

Yeah, well did she also tell you that it'll never

happen again cause I'm done ?

Teaching , or being humiliated ?

Both. I don't know why you ever thought

I could teach that class ?

-Oh I knew you couldn't.

- What ?

You set me up to fail ? Why ?

If you only do what you can do

you'll never be more than you are now.

I don't wanna be more

I like who I am.

You don't even know who you are.

What do you....? Of course I do

I'm the dragon warrior.

And what exactly does that mean dragon warrior ?

It means...you know... just going around

and punching and kicking

Defending the valley and stuff.

Punching and kicking ?

You think that is what the great master Oogway saw for you ?

A five hundred year prophecy full-filled so

you can spend your days...

Kicking butt ?

And running through town high-fiving bunnies ?

-Yes

-No

Oogway saw greatness in you Po

against my better judgement.

More than you can see in yourself.

Incredible power awaits you

Power beyond anything you can imagine.

-What was that ?

-That was chi .

What's chi ?

The energy that flows through all living things.

So you're saying if I , so you're saying if

I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that ?

No I'm saying if you teach ,I'll be able to do cool stuff like that.

Mastery of chi requires mastery of self

Oogway sat alone in a cave for

thirty years asking one question....

Who am I ?

Who am I ?

I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt .

So now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years ?

Eventually.

After you master teaching

Teaching? There's no way

I'm ever gonna be like you.

I'm not trying to turn you into me.

I'm trying to turn you into you.

Turn me into me ?

Wait a second. That makes no....(sense)

Almost there shifu , just a little more confusing

and you'll be the next Oogway.

Sorry, no offense master Oogway

I just....

I'll let you get back to your eternal peace.

-What is this place ?

-Aaah...my brother's farm

If I stepped on you, would you die ?

Yes.

The mortal realm.

You hear that Oogway ?

I'm back.

Kai has returned.

-Who ?

- Kai. General Kai.

Supreme warlord of all China

-I don't know.

- The jade slayer , master of pain

You may know me as the beast of vengeance

Maker of widows ?

OK I used to work with Oogway.

Oh master Oogway, he was a great warrior.

-We've heard of master Oogway.....wise and...\-OK, OK...

Silence!

Find Oogway's students

and bring them to me.

By the time I am done with them Oogway...

There will be no one left who will even remember your name.

Kai is coming.

I am ready...

-to teach you a lesson.

-Teach me ?

-Oh no he's the dragon teacher

- Yeah he's so handsome.

Thank you for the compliment.

No, please don't teach me to death

Po ?

Oh hey dad

What's up ?

I like just ....stopping by for a little soak.

-OK , What's wrong ?

-Nothing

Nothing? I come home and find you

taking a bath with your dolls.

-Action figures.

-And instead of adding bath-salt to the water...

-You just added szechuan peppercorns.

-Szechuan what ?

My tenders.

-OK yes, something's wrong

- There there son , you tell your daddy all about it

Lift your arm

Shifu says I don't know what it means to be the dragon warrior

And now I have to be a teacher.

I thought I finally knew who I was. If I'm not the dragon Warrior, then who am I?

A teacher ? Teaching kung fu ?

That's a promotion. Take the job, son

And someday, when you're in charge of the whole

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