Kung Fu Panda 3 Page #2

Jade palace, I can sell noodles in the lobby

Why are you still here taking a bath like a baby?

Get out. Get out. Go, go, go.

Franchise expansion awaits us.

But what about the dragon warrior

look alike contest ?

Mrs. Chau always wins that.

Skadoosh

And the dragon warrior dumpling eating contest ?

I have to defend my title

No one's gonna beat your

dumpling eating record.

Someone's about to beat your dumpling eating record.

Go. Go. Go.

-Who's eating my dumplings ?

-And who's paying for them ?

101, 102

Li :
103!

Is that a new record ?

Who are you ?

-I'm Li Shan

-What ?

I'm Li Shan.

I'm looking for my son.

-You lost your son ?

- Yes, many years ago.

-I lost my father

- Very sorry

Thank you.

-Well , good luck to you.

- You too.

I hope you find your son.

And I hope you find your father

Son ? Oh my gosh, it is you.

Well don't just stand there

give your old man a hug.

I can't believe you're alive.

I thought I'd lost you forever

little Lotus

This is very embarrassing, but

I think you've got me confused

with a panda named Lotus.

My name is Po.

Oh right, you wouldn't... OK

See , the little Lotus was the name

you were given at birth.

-Really ?

-Really.

I can't believe it. After all these years and

you're really here?

This is amazing.

Oh dad. Come say hi to...

I don't know what

I'm supposed to call you.

I'm pretty sure

he said his name is Li

You...come here

Thank you, thank you for taking

such good care of my son.

Your son ?

Now hold on just a minute.

How do we know this stranger is

even related to you?

Look at that.

Our bellies could be brothers.

Hey son, let me teach you how to belly gong.

All right, belly gong

It's like looking in a fat mirror.

I can't believe we're taking a picture together.

But I still don't understand.

I thought Po was the only panda left.

-No , there's a whole bunch of us.

- Where ?

-Here, a secret panda village in the mountains

- A secret panda....

-But how did you know where I was ?

-I received a message that led me here.

How could you receive a message if no one could find you ?

Sounds suspicious to me.

No, wait wait.

It was a message from the universe

Rats.

Now what's all this about a dragon warrior ?

How'd you know I was the dragon warrior ?

Did the universe tell you that, too ?

No, the poster did and the gift shop

I bought a tiny cup.

Oh right, of course...

You gotta... you have no idea there's

so much to show you.

You're gonna be so awesomely proud.

Come on, come on.

I'm already awesomely proud.

-Couple more steps.

-Oh

Feeling the burn.

Do you have panda asthma, too ?

Does that run in the family ?

Dad, you're gonna love this

It's like the coolest thing ever.

This is the hall of heroes

Home of the most priceless

kung fu artifacts in all of China.

-This place is ....

-Awesome?

You were going to say awesome, right?

-Because it totally is.

-Totally

But be super careful,

everything is very fragile here.

Like the Urn of Whispering warriors.

Someone broke that once.

-Who ?

- Some idiot

-This is master flying Rhino's battle armor.

-I wonder if I could fit in that

Get out of my head, dad.

I've wondered the same thing.

-If I could fit in it ?

-If you could? No, if I could fit in it.

Dad, check it out.

Master Ram's crossbow

The infinite gates smasher.

Dad, look at this. The battle helmets of

master Rat's army. They're so tiny.

Master Dolphin's water proof armor.

This is my favorite.

Check it out. It's the legendary battle rickshaw of emperor Hawk

Sweet ride.

Dad, what are you doing?

We're not supposed to touch anything

Oh sorry sorry. Should I put it back ?

Yeah you probably should.

You look so cool, though.

How does it feel? Do the hinges hinge ?

Does it smell like rhino ?

Does it feel like you're impenetrable ?

Does it feel like you can take

on a thousand warriors ?

And emerge unscathed ?

Yes, it's pretty cool.

Wonder what this does ?

I should pull it.

I think I just peed a little.

Anything else we should try in here, son ?

Charge

Faster, faster, faster

Thumb war

Reinforcements

This is so much fun

-Here we go.

-Awesome

-There, there

-I'm fine I'm fine

There you go

Dolphin style attack

-You got me

-Dolphin style retreat

Go long son.

I wasn't ready

-Coming back at you.

-I got it.

-Going high

-Let's go .Yeah, Come on.

I'm coming for you.

Bring it on master Rhino

Here I come

I got you .I'm gonna get you.

Who's got you? Who's gonna get you ?

Yeah, who's gonna get you?

-Master Rhino.

-Why, what's wrong ?

Guys guys, you're never gonna

guess who just showed up.

Not in a million years.

You can't.... you just try

-Your father

Wow, how did you just guess that ?

Oh, wait a second. Yeah of course.

We look exactly the same.

Say hi to my friends, Mantis

Tigress, Monkey, Crane, and Viper

-Oh Viper, was it ?

- Monkey, sir.

They're kind of my best friends.

And this... this is master Shifu.

Legend

It is an honor to meet you, master Panda.

Perhaps your father would care to join us

in the training hall?

Your son will be teaching the class

I'm sure he's tired.

I'm sure you're tired.

He's tired. I'm gonna show him

the chrysanthemums suite.

What ?Tired ?No, I'm fine.

I would love to watch you teach.

Trust me.

It would be more fun to watch me

Fight

-What is that ?

-The valley is under attack.

-Son ? Under attack ?

-This is perfect

Now you can see what being

the dragon warrior is all about.

Follow me.

Enemies of justice.

Prepare for.... whoa

Are you kidding me ?

What's the deal with the green guys ?

-Some kind of jade zombies.

-Jade zombies ?

Jombies, Jinx

-Lotus be careful

- It's OK dad. I do this every....

Whoa. I recognize this guys.

The master Badger twins.

With their crushing double gong

technique

Yeah that's the one.

That guys is.... no

Master Porcupine.

I thought he died hundred

hundred years ago

These guys are legends.

Get a quick sketch of us.

Did you get it ?

Did you get it ?

Aw, I blinked.

Can we get another one ?

I'm being choked by master Porcupine.

This is so cool.

-Look. It's you.

-Po, focus.

Message from the universe ?

I'll give you one message from the universe...

Stay away from my son.

-Sorry dad. I'll clean it up later.

-Whoa, whoa, not my good pan. Take this one.

Lotus, watch out.

Dad, check out my dumplings of doom.

Gotcha.

I see you.

Your chi will soon be mine.

-Is he talking to me?

-Which one ? They're all talking.

Whoa, you're right.

That's so scary.

We should try that, too.

Maybe it'd be scary back at them.

OK but we gotta plan

what we're gonna say first

otherwise it won't be scary,

it'll be just stupid.

It's not them talking. Idiots.

It's me talking through them, Kai.

-Who ?

-OK OK, enough.

-Did you see that? Did you see ?

- Whoa, what just happened ?

The green smoke just poof....and then poof

Shifu, what wast that ?

Kai? Kai? Kai

Nope. Never heard of him.

Kai, where is it ?

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