Kung Fu Panda 3 Page #3

There's so much wisdom in here,

I can't find anything.

Yes

Behold.

All the answers will be found within.

What ? It's blank ?

Are you kidding me ?

Not again.

Wait, wait. Hold on. Sorry

Oh OK, here we go.

It is written in Oogway's hand.

-Long ago, I had a brother.

-Oogway had a brother ?

In arms. In arms, sorry.

-He says brother in arms.

-Can you just unroll it all at once ?

I was an ambitious young warrior

leading a great army.

And fighting by my side was Kai.

My closest friend.

One day we were ambushed.

I was badly wounded.

My friend carried me for days

looking for help.

Until we came to a secret village, high in the mountains.

An ancient place of healing.

A village of pandas.

-Pandas ?

-Yes, pandas.

Pandas who used the power of chi to heal me.

They taught me how to give chi.

But Kai wanted the power all to himself.

He saw that what could be given

could also be taken.

I had to stop him.

Our battle shook the Earth.

Until, finally, I banished Kai to

the spirit realm.

Should he ever return to the mortal realm

he can only be stopped by a true master of chi.

True master of chi ?

Like you.

Me ? I can barely make a flower bloom.

I'd need at least thirty more years, and a cave.

Viper:
We need a chi master.

Shifu:
He will continue stealing

the chi of masters until he has consumed it all.

Viper:
We have to make a way to stop him.

Crane:
Oh get more more powerful

with every master he defeats.

Tigress:
There is no choice. We fight.

I can teach you, son.

-You can do this?

-Of course, I'm a panda.

That must be why the universe

sent you here.

OK, so what do I have to do ?

You have to come home with me.

What ?

-To the secret village ?

-Yes, son.

You must rediscover what it is to be a panda.

You have to learn how to live like a panda.

Sleep like a panda.

Eat like a panda.

Those 103 dumplings ?

Hmm... I was just warming up.

I've always felt like I wasn't eating up to my full potential.

You can't take Po away from me. No, no

I want a second opinion.

Shifu, open another scroll or something.

-I think he should go.

-Fine. A third opinion.

-Monkey? Viper? Tigress?

-Dad you heard what Shifu said Oogway said.

This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi.

And I can only master chi by knowing

who I really am.

Well, I'm a panda.

I'll pack your lunch for the road.

-Do you really think Po can master chi in time ?

-Doesn't matter what I think.

-It only matters what the universe think.

- So, that's a No ?

-Master, what are we going to do ?

-You are going to find out where Kai is.

Follow the trail of those jade creatures

but do not engage

For with every foe he faces

Kai becomes stronger.

-Why me? Is it because I asked.

- No, it is because you can fly.

-Go.

- Should be kept your beak shut.

-And take Mantis.

- What? Oh man, is it because I ...?

Yes

-Lunch break ?

-You don't need to ask me twice.

-Dad?

-Yes.

-Dad?

- Yes.

-What are you doing here?

-What am I doing ? Getting a backache.

Did you have to step on every rock ?

-No, I mean why are you here ?

-What was I supposed to do, huh ?

What if the pandas don't have food you like ?

You're never gonna be able to save the world

on an empty stomach.

I consider my presence mission critical.

Oh yes about that. We can't share

the location of the village with others.

-So...

-Well, you think I can't keep a secret, huh ?

I raised Po for twenty years before

I finally told him he was adopted.

-Seriously ?

-Yeah.

OK, I guess it would be cruel

to make you fly back.

-You can fly ?

-I'm a bird, Po.

We're here.

Sure looks like a long ways up there.

And my son hates stairs.

So let's go home.

We're pandas.

We don't do stairs.

I've waited my whole life to hear those words.

Rats.

Whoa

This is the secret panda village ?

No wonder you keep it a secret.

If I lived here,

I wouldn't tell anyone either.

-Now you can whoa.

- Whoa.

Li ?

Everyone, Li is back.

-They're both back.

-He found his son.

-He made it.

-They're back.

-Li ?

-He found his son.

Everyone, Li is back.

Hang on, we're coming.

He made it.

Why are we running?

-He made it.

-Li shan is back.

Everyone, everyone gather around.

This is my son.

-Triplets.

-Hi, I'm Ku Ku

-I'm Meng Meng

-I'm Shuai Shuai, he smells like cookies.

-He's so handsome. Just like his father.

-Thank you.

Son, these are your cousins.

Dim and Sum.

-I have cousins.

-Welcome.

-Whoa, buns on a string.

-We call it a snacklace.

That's right.

We'll make you another one.

It's you.

-Oh, that's nice to see you. Hi

-I don't know who you are.

Oh, stripy baby. So beautiful.

OK, careful with that.

That's my action figure. Can I keep her ?

No....problem. Of course,

yeah that's why I brought her.

Take good care of her.

Yes, stripy baby.

You look just like me

but a baby.

You're like me but old.

You're like me but fatter.

You're like me but.....

with a hat.

You don't wear a hat.

You all look like me.

Let's feast in my son's honor.

-What the.....?

- Pandas don't walk. We roll.

How you ever seen anyone

look so ridiculous ?

Po, what are you doing ? Po ?

You're right.

That is better than walking.

What kind of panda doesn't know

how to roll ?

Well, I'm kinda new at this whole

being a panda thing.

And what kind of panda are you ?

You have a funny neck.

I'm not a panda at all.

-What's that ?

-My hat

-What's that ?

-My beak

-What's that ?

-My wing.

-What's that ?

-My dumplings.

No more questions.

Go away, kid.

-Here, son, I packed your chopsticks.

- Thanks, dad.

-What?

-What are those for ?

These ? These are chopsticks

They're for picking up dumplings.

You mean you only eat one at a time ?

I knew I wasn't eating

up to my potential.

I am Mei Mei.

Wow, she's amazing.

She's so beautiful.

That's sweet, Po but please try to save all other

compliments until after the performance.

Me? No, I didn't say....

Shut it.

After the performance.

Has it started yet ?

Best ribbon dancer in the world

-At least that's what she says.

- Look away, look away.

No, you can't. Can you ?

-Dad, why does she keep staring at me like that ?

-Try to keep up.

-I don't really know how to dance.

-Of course you do.

All pandas dance.

I know what you're thinking.

You do ?

How can one panda be so beautiful ?

For me ?

-Help me, dads.

-Yeah, no. You're on your own.

You're doing great, son.

Your turn.

Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

I have so much to learn.

Wings of surveillance.

-Why do you do that ?

-Do what ?

Just because you say "Wings of......"

before something it doesn't mean

that you're doing a special move.

It's like me saying,

"Antenna of power" or....

" Thorax of making sandwiches"

-Wings of disagreement.

-Whoa, there.

Master Bear, master Chicken, Master Croc,

what are you doing out here ?

Jade creatures attacked our villages.

We've tracked them here. Stop.

They must be in there.

Master Shifu strongly advised us.....

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