Kung Fu Panda 3 Page #5

for the right reasons.

Look, he's hurt.

He's confused

and he still has to save the world.

He needs the both his dads.

-This isn't going to work.

- It has to.

-You 're not thinking straight.

- I am.

-You're not.

- I am

-No

-Yes, I am

I've seen Kai.

I've seen what he can do.

But he hasn't seen what

I can do.

-The Wuxi finger hold?

- That's my best move.

I just have to get to Kai,

grab his finger, and then Skadoosh.

Back to the spirit realm.

He has an army of jade warriors.

Everything they see he sees

so there's no sneaking up on him.

-You will never get close enough.

- It's gonna work.

He can only be stopped by a master of chi.

Oh, you sound just like Shifu with the chi.

Chi this. Chi that. Chi chi.

I'm not a master of chi. OK?

I don't know if I'm the dragon warrior.

I don't even know if I'm a panda.

I don't know who I am.

You're right. There's no way

I can stop him and his army.

Unless you had an army of your own.

-You?

-Not just me.

-Us.

-All of us.

I finally found my son

after all these years.

It's gonna take a lot more than

the end of the world to keep us apart.

-But you don't even know kung fu.

-Then you will teach us.

What? I can't teach you kung fu.

I couldn't even teach Tigress.

And she already knows kung fu.

Po, I know I'm the last guy

you wanna trust right now.

But you gotta believe me.

We can do this.

We can learn kung fu.

We can be just like you.

-What did you just say?

- We can do this?

No.

-We can learn kung fu?

-After that.

We can be just like you?

-Yes.

-We can?

No, you can't.

But you don't have to be.

That's what Shifu meant.

I don't have to turn you into me.

-I have to turn you into you.

-That doesn't make any sense.

I know.

-Thanks, dads.

-You're welcome?

I'm gonna do something I never thought

I'd be able to do.

I'm gonna teach kung fu.

You guys, your real strength comes

from being the best you you can be.

So who are you?

What are you good at?

What do you love?

What makes you you?

Yes, good.

Good, again.

Good, again.

Good, good, good, again.

-Huh?

- Stripy baby, stripy baby.

Faster, faster.

Roll those ribbons.

Hug that log you, hug that log

like it's the last time

you're ever gonna hug it.

Goodbye forever.

Higher, and a little more to the

left this time. You can do it.

I don't wanna see any of these

hit the ground.

Wait, wait, stripy baby.

Good, try it with this.

Now try it with these.

Good, now try it with these.

They are ready.

What?

OK pay attention cause I might gonna

go over this ten more times.

The only entrance to the village is here.

The dumpling squadron

will take position here

while the cookie squadron

will take position here.

Now, on my signal,

the two squadrons will...

Alright OK.

The noodle squadron will...

Anyway, the important thing to remember

is that this is the spot where...

OK, I saw that coming.

If you only remember one thing,

it's just distract the jombies until

I get close enough to put the

Wuxi finger hold on Kai. Got it?

Pandas on three. One, two, three

panda, you guys...

Never mind.

I'll teach you that later.

I wish I could have thought

you this, son.

It's OK, dad. I'm....

He's here.

That's what I call a dramatic entrance.

Haha, you must be the dragon warrior.

And you must be Kai.

Beast of vengeance, maker of widows.

Yes, finally.

-Thank you, almost makes me wanna spare your life.

-Oh, you wanna spare me?

How about you spare me the chitchat ?

Let's do this.

I'm going to take your chi then the chi

of every panda in the...

-Oh, chitchat.

- in the...

-Chitty chitty chat chat chat chat chat

-In...

-in the....

- Chitchat.

Oh, you pudgy little...

Round them all up.

Oh no, it's true.

You guys have all been turned green.

Except for you, Mantis,

you were already green.

-Now ?

- Wait for the signal.

Here we go.

Dumpling squad

-Ready ?

-Go time.

-Belly

-Gong

-Seriously ?

-We did it.

Sorry, Crane.

Spring roll squad

Time for some takeout.

Over here, Mr. jombie.

I don't know who you are either.

Noodle squad.

Get ready to dance with danger.

Sweet.

Stripy baby

-Do it.

- You're mean.

Fire.

Fire in the hole.

Yes

All right kids.

You got it guys.

Oh no, master Shifu.

I can't hit Shifu.

-I can.

- And so can I.

Double dad defense

-Left, dad

-Right, dad.

Thanks dad.

Back at you then.

-We've got this, son.

- Go, dads.

Yeah

Yeah

-We got 'em now.

- Stop, stop, enough.

Let's finish this.

That's our boy.

Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to

the spirit realm. Skadoosh.

OK, that didn't work.

Let me try one more time. Skadoosh

Skadoosh, skadoosh, skadoosh.

What the ?

Hold on, wait. It's working.

No, no.

No, it's not. Did Oogway

teach you that little trick?

Too bad. It only works on mortals.

And I am a spirit warrior.

Come

-Son

-Po

I was wrong. I'm sorry.

Run, run.

So Oogway, this was the one

destined to stop me?

I will have his chi

and then all of theirs.

And you...

You really thought you can

send me back to the spirit realm ?

You are just a stupid mortal.

It only works on mortals.

You're right.

I can't send you there.

But I can take you there.

What's that?

What ?

-Po

- Son

Skadoosh

Son

No

What happened?

Where is Po?

He took Kai away.

He saved us.

No.

He saved us

but who's saving him?

Whoa, the spirit realm.

It worked.

Get off me, you...

You brought me back?

Don't blame me. I tried to finish this

in the regular realm.

And we'll finish it here.

Come on, son.

Fight.

We have to help him.

Everyone gather around.

That's it. Come in close.

Come on.

We can do this.

Po, you taught us who

we were meant to be.

A father.

-A friend.

- A dumpling kicker.

-A lethal fighting machine.

-A huger.

A nunchuck chick.

Stripy baby.

A family

Sweet.

-Who are you ?

- I've been asking the same question.

Am I the son of a panda ?

The son of a goose?

A student ?

A teacher ?

Turns out, I'm all of them.

I am the dragon warrior.

Get it?

See the giant dragon ?

Get ready to feel the thunder.

This is awesome.

Belly gong.

Butt slap.

Perhaps a bit of lunch

cause I'm starving.

Let's do this.

Heads up.

It took me 500 years to take Oogway's chi.

I will have yours if it takes me 500 more.

Chtity chitty chat chat, chitchat.

You want my chi so bad?

Then take it.

Yes, the power is mine.

Wait, no. It's too much.

That's too much. No

No

Where'd he go?

-We're back.

-Bestie.

I'm still green. It didn't work.

Oh wait, that's my normal green.

-Stripy baby

- Not a baby, not a baby.

Antenna of fear

What about Po ?

-Have you seen Po?

-No, he's not here?

Po.....Po

Why isn't he back ?

-Dragon warrior.

-Oogway ?

I can't believe it.

-Whoa, you're extra shiny.

- As are you.

I know, right ?

It's like the best cape ever.

When I run with it,

then it looks really cool.

It suits you.

You've grown.

-Yeah, I gotta lay off the panda buffet.

- Grown up.

As I hoped you would when

I sent the message to your father.

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