Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special

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Steel yourself

against my steel, villain!

Yah!

Your reign of tears is over!

I got the onion, dad!

I'll get the bok choy!

Hyah!

I'll get the radish.

Yah! Chop it fine, son.

Chop it fine!

- Carrot!

- Mushrooms.

- Ginger!

- Leeks!

- Garlic!

- Soy sauce!

- Beets!

- No beets.

But I like beets.

Shh.

One final ingredient.

Noodles!

One noodle soup!

So delicious!

Yeah.

Dad, this dream is awesome!

It's the noodle dream.

Whoa!

Tai lung?

I thought you were dea...

Wait!

Please don't eat my son!

Have some delicious

noodle soup.

So delicious!

Don't worry, dad!

I got it under control!

Nooo!

Oof!

Agh!

- Rrr...

- Hyah!

- Yah!

- Aaargh!

Wait, wait!

Where are you going?

We're cooking together!

Sorry, dad.

Evil doesn't take a holiday.

And neither do I.

Goodbye, dad.

Po, don't go!

Don't go, my son!

You can't leave me alone!

I need you.

Aah!

Pooo!

Yah!

Dad, where'd they go?

What'd they look like?

Po, uh, I was dreaming.

It was awful!

We were cooking.

But then you left me.

Now, how could you leave me?

Dad, it was just a dream.

I'm not going anywhere.

Now come on down.

I got all the decorations out.

Oh, thank you, po.

You are such a good son.

Hmm, you owe me 17 yuan

for the new door.

Oh, whoa!

Right on top.

It's the sun lantern

I made when I was a cub.

Do you know

why it was on top, po?

Because I opened the box

this summer

just to look at it.

I love winter festival so much

sometimes I just can't wait.

Me too.

The decorations...

The party games.

The dancing, huh, dad?

The dancing.

- Whoo!

- Noodles.

Whoo!

Wha... whoa.

- Good morning, dragon warrior.

I was just practicing my...

Empty belly defense.

Mr. ping, may I borrow

po for a moment?

Well, actually, we're

very busy decorating for the...

po, I've come to talk to you

about the winter feast

at the jade palace.

- You will be...

- Be coming!

The winter feast with

the kung fu masters

from all the provinces?!

No, po, you will

not be invited.

You will be hosting.

Me? Ho-o-osting?

Hoo hoo!

Wonderful news, is it not?

As the dragon warrior,

this is one of

your most critical duties.

Wow. Thank you, shifu.

Po, this is

a big opportunity for you.

Your first time

with all the kung fu masters.

The winter feast is legendary.

I'll bet you got the best,

biggest, brightest

sun lanterns and dancing.

Po, stop. Stop.

This is the winter feast.

It is perfection.

Always elegant.

Always formal.

Awesome. Awesome.

I'm all about elegant.

Fancy stuff and fine dinin'.

You have some noodle

in your neck fat.

Hmm? Oh.

What I'm saying, po,

is dancing and sun lanterns,

those are common traditions.

So common.

I mean, dancing, come on.

Sun lanterns.

Weak.

Dad, isn't this great?

Dragon warrior,

please, come quickly!

There are bandits

at the bridge!

What? I'm on it.

See ya, dad.

Thanks again, master shifu.

Uh...Ohh.

Mr. ping.

- Hyah!

- Hey, guys!

You excited

about the winter feast?

Guess what...

master Shifu just told me

I'll be joining you this year.

Hyuh!

The feast is intense!

All the masters at one table.

One perfect feast.

It's an honor to be invited!

Actually, I'm not just invited.

Hyah!

I'm hosting!

What?

Wouldn't be my choice.

What?

The feast at the palace

is very...

Elegant.

Uhh!

It's a very,

uh, sophisticated event.

Why does everyone think

I can't do sophisticated?

I...Have no idea.

It's just that

we think maybe you could use

a little help.

Tigress, I got this.

It's a dinner...

eating, entertainment.

How much do you have to know?

Oof!

There are 18 gestures

you must memorize

for the right hand,

This is Feng,

the palace artist.

He will do

your official portrait.

Pleased to mee... ew!

What?

Okay, I'm gonna

need a do-over.

I think I was blinking.

This is where you will seat

all of the kung-fu masters.

My dad

is gonna love this feast.

You know, he's never even

been to the palace.

I am sorry, po.

There are no guests allowed.

I can't bring my dad?

But he's my dad.

We always spend

the holiday together.

I understand, po.

I remember the day

I departed my family

and committed myself entirely

to the duties of kung fu.

You are the dragon warrior now,

and therefore this is your duty

above all other bonds.

Now...in your quest

for perfection,

these instructions must

be executed to the letter.

Guard these scrolls

containing the ancient recipes.

Flaked Jasmine, never ground...

Learn to chant the traditional

greeting of the masters...

Magnificent...

The golden ladle.

- Wha...

- Po...Hire a chef.

Present them

with the golden ladle.

Hmm.

Do you have any questions?

Nuh-uh!

Po, do not let me down.

Don't worry, master Shifu,

I got everything under control!

Wha...

ohh.

Ahem!

Master po, we have brought you

the finest chefs in China.

You'll sample their dishes

and make your choice.

Yeah!

The chef you select will

receive the golden ladle.

- Let us begin.

- All righty!

Master po, ahem.

Master po,

I present chef Wo hop

of the Heilongjiang province.

Uh! Sir.

It is a privilege for me

and the citizens of my village

to be considered...

- Hi, po!

...For this great...

Hey.

Ah! Oh! Aah!

What just happened?

Oh, um, as host

of the festival,

every gesture of yours

has meaning.

You just gave him the ancient

hun shu wave of dismissal.

The what?

Is that a thing?

It doesn't even

sound like a thing.

He has brought great dishonor

upon himself

and his village,

and they will be shamed

for all of eternity.

No, no.

I was just waving to monkey.

Can't we just

get the rabbit back?

Oh...You're serious?

No.

I'll, uh, ahem,

I'll get the other chefs.

Wow, this feast

is intense, right?

And I just found out

that I can't be with my dad.

Wait a minute.

Of course!

You're absolutely right.

I'll choose my dad.

Then I'll get to spend

the holiday with him.

Brilliant!

You are good.

Come here, you little...

- Agh!

- Okay...

Gotta get rid of these guys.

Hate the food.

Hate the food.

- Mmm!

- Huh?

Oh, this...

Isn't really

what we're looking for.

Ah.

No. No.

No. Mmm, no.

No.

This isn't really your year.

No. Nope. Nuh-huh.

Nah. No.

Ah. Eh. Mm-mmm.

Ew. Sorry.

- That one really is bad.

- Ohh.

No..

No, none of these will do.

I'll take that.

Thank you.

Nice try, everyone.

See you next year!

Mmm. Awful.

Master po...

We haven't picked a chef.

Ohh.

The golden ladle.

- Yeah..

- I'm holding it.

Yeah.

To be asked to prepare a meal

for all the great

kung fu masters.

What an extraordinary honor.

Heh, when is it?

Tomorrow night.

Oh, that won't work.

What? Why?

- Po, that's the holiday!

- Exactly!

Well, I cannot

leave the restaurant.

- Why not?

- What about our friends?

What about those lonely people

who have no place else to go?

We give them a place

to call home.

There's always room

for one more

at Mr. ping's.

Okay, dad, I appreciate

that you care

for all the lonely people.

And lonely people pay extra.

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