Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special Page #2

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But, dad, I need you.

The feast is tomorrow.

I just fired all the best chefs

in the land.

Huh! The best chefs

in the land, huh?

Really? You think

your fancy palace ladle

is better than mine?

This is not my "a" ladle.

Dad, look,

I didn't mean that.

It's just I thought this was

a way for us to be together

on the holiday.

I want us to be together.

But I can't be here!

I have responsibilities

to Shifu!

So be there with Shifu.

Don't you see my big smiling

with happiness for you?

No, no, no.

Come on, dad.

Don't make me feel guilty

about this.

What, uh, what do you

expect me to do?

I expect you to do

the right thing, po.

Here, son.

You should have this

on the holiday.

How could my dad say no?

I'd rather you stay here,

do my holiday thing with me.

Yeah, fine.

Whatever!

Well, what about me, dad?

Now I gotta cook all alone.

- Po.

- Hmm? Huh? Whoa!

- Shifu, hey!

- All alone?

You do not have a chef yet?

No, no.

Of course I have a chef.

You kidding? No chef?

That would be a disaster.

Hmm.

Agh! I gotta get a chef.

- Aah! Agh!

- Pardon me.

Bunny! Oh, awesome.

A real chef.

Listen, I know we got off

to kind of a rocky start,

what with me shaming you

in your village

for all eternity and whatnot.

But if you could

start dicing those carrots...

I am not here to dice carrots.

- I am here to fight you.

- Huh?

The only way I can lift

the veil of shame

is to fight the dragon warrior.

Surely I will die,

but it will restore my honor.

- Aaaaah!

- What are you doing?

Ow. Come on,

I don't wanna hurt you.

Look, bunny, I get

this whole honor thing.

But this isn't kung fu.

You're biting me. Ha!

Look, bu-bunny.

I have enough on my plate

between cooking

and my dad guilting me.

Get up...What is it

with parents and the holidays?

Sometimes, they love us

too much.

But it is not my place to say.

It is my place to die.

- Huh!

- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

- Okay..

- How dare you?

- There you go.

- Let me...

Po, the table is not set.

Have you started cooking?

We've all had our fittings.

- Are you ready?

- I'm on it!

Uh-oh, sorry.

Ow!

Wait. Da, da, da.

That's not...

Of course he's never here

when you need him.

Uh, po, the vocalist

for the band quit.

I've been waiting for

this moment my whole life.

Let's just go instrumental.

This is an embarrassment.

Oh, po!

Whoa!

Ha ha!

- Rrr!

- Ow!

Bunny!

Uhh! Sorry.

- Yah!

- Ow!

Whoa!

Hi, we'd like two...

we're not open yet!

Yaah!

Uhh!

Ooh.

- Hah!

- Aaah!

This is not right.

Ohh!

Aaaah!

Wah! Ahh!

Oh!

This is a total disaster.

Now I'm gonna

disappoint everyone.

My dad, the furious five,

Shifu.

And me.

I'm not dead yet.

What kind of

dragon warrior am I

if I can't even

pull off a dinner?

I guess kung fu

can't solve everything.

That's it!

Bunny, you're brilliant.

Mantis! Crane! Monkey!

This may be our greatest

challenge ever.

- Bandits?

- Raiders?

No.

Place settings.

Tigress, the tahlia leap!

On it.

Viper, stars of destiny!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Yeah!

Mantis, pinwheel attack!

Ah, yeah!

You guys are the best.

And you, bunny,

if you even want me to think

about your death with honor,

you're gonna have to help me

in the kitchen.

Let's go!

Hyuh!

Uhh!

Oh!

Uhh!

Ooh.

We did it!

We did it! Ha ha!

Every detail just right.

Even down

to the ground Jasmine.

Ground Jasmine?

It was supposed to be flaked.

I'll be right back.

Hurry.

The masters are arriving!

I promised Shifu it would

be perfeeee...

ow! Ow! Ah ha! Ow! Wah!

Ohh.

Huh!

- Happy feast.

- Yeah, same to you.

Whoa, hey, hey.

Look out.

Dragon warrior coming through.

Okay, hurry, po.

Hurry, po.

You made it.

Of course.

I'd never miss it.

Ahh.

It looks so yummy.

I wanna go first!

- Eat up.

- Here you go.

- That's the one I want.

- Oh!

Thanks, daddy.

Beautiful.

Elegant.

Perfect.

You've made me proud.

All 29 kung fu schools

and their masters.

Excellent, excellent.

Po!

Ahem.

Dragon warrior,

would you honor us by reciting

the opening words

to the creed of the masters?

Po.

I can't, master Shifu.

I thought you might

forget the words, po,

so I took the liberty of writing

them on your napkin.

Let me just...

that's not it.

No, no, everyone, please.

Okay, please, no...

you don't have to...

okay, well, they're off.

Anyway, um, let me just

say something.

The creed of the masters

is amazing.

It's like

the coolest creed ever.

And, uh, you masters,

how cool are you guys?

I don't even

know how to tell you.

Master rhino?

Forget about it.

You're more awesomely skilled

and, you know,

wrinkly than I'd ever

dreamed you'd be.

And, uh, master sheep,

fluffy and incredible.

- Mm-hmm, it's true.

Uh, the five.

It's just...

Such an honor to be here

with all you guys.

My heroes.

But every feast,

my dad and I spend all day

cooking together.

And the whole neighborhood

shows up.

And it gets really loud

and crazy,

and my Uncle Yang ends up

laughing so hard

noodles spurt out his nose.

- I'd like to see that.

- Me too.

So, uh, I wish

I could stay and...

Be a good host, but...

I think I need to leave.

And...

Be a good son.

- What's going on?

- What are we supposed to...

Po! Come back here!

Ah, I used to love

cooking with my sisters.

The folk dances.

Games. The music.

Whoa. Wait.

What about our traditions?

Who will recite the creed?

Somebody do something!

Whoa-oh-oh!

I got that, dad.

Po?

Ah. You came!

Oh, po, I'm... I'm sorry

I made you feel so guilty.

Nah, don't be.

That's what the holidays

are all about.

Now, don't we have

some cookin' to do?

Ah.

Hyuh!

Hah!

Ahh.

Mmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

It needs...

Garlic.

Whoa ha ha!

Table for five.

- Hey.

- Hey, po.

Love your soup, pig.

You guys! Welcome!

Happy holiday, po.

The more the merrier.

Thank you, Mr. ping.

The little one pays full price,

but eats like a child.

Welcome!

Master rhino, come sit with me!

Whoa.

Ahh.

Yee yee yee yee yee!

- Master Wo hop.

- Ohh!

I believe this belongs to you.

The golden ladle?

Thank you, dragon warrior.

Now I have restored my honor

and the honor of my village.

Ha ha!

Glad to be of help.

Ha ha!

- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

It's Uncle Yang.

Oh, po, why did you

ruin something that was perfect?

I don't understand.

Come back here!

Ohh.

Then the crocodile thief

pounced.

Peek-a-boo!

I'm gonna get you.

- Oh, po.

- I got you, dad.

Whoo!

This...is perfect.

There's always room

for one more at Mr. ping's.

Oh, n-no.

I really don't want

to disturb anyone.

You go and enjoy your party.

I'm not gonna

enjoy it without you.

Oh, no, I couldn't.

These are your people.

This is your family.

You're my family too, Shifu.

Now, come on.

That soup does smell delicious.

Po, wait.

What goes on in your head,

I really don't always

understand.

But what goes on in your heart

will never let us down.

Thanks, Shifu.

Come on.

Hey, guys, look who's here!

- It's the master.

- Maser Shifu!

Maser Shifu is here!

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