Kurt Turns Evil

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My voice was never that deep

at age three.

My kindergarten teacher Rigmor says

kids mature faster today.

I'm so tired of Rigmor!

Rigmor says

you're tired of yourself.

But I'm wonderfuI!

Why would I be tired of myself?

Very funny!

You never laugh at anything funny.

Rigmor says that laughter

is a sign of instability.

You're one twisted kid, Bud.

And Rigmor is a crown idiot.

Good morning, my lovely architect!

Sweet dreams?

I dreamt that I got to

design a house by myself!

How can you dream about

something that boring?

- Rigmor says...

- Shut up, Bud!

I agree!

"Rigmor says blah-blah-blah. "

- It's time for a newkindergarten.

- Excellent idea.

- Good morning, my conservative son.

- Get thee hence, laborer!

Get thee hence, satanic rocker!

Were it up to me, there'd be more

police on the streets. To arrest you!

Rigmor!

- What is important, children?

- Your inner self. Your inner self.

Morning, Gunnar.

Kurt!

Is it really necessary

with such rough language, boys?

Can't we all just get along?

What do you think about cancelling

the forklift race this year?

- What do you mean?

- The mood here is already aggressive.

We don't need any more competition.

Let's all hug!

The race is on, Gunnar!

And I intend to crush everyone,

as usuaI!

Alrighty then!

Let's get back to work, boys.

Yes!

You motherf***er!

Is that language necessary?

KURT TURNS EVIL:

Pancakes again?

Why can't we have canapes and wine?

This is forklift-driver food.

Four out of five here

are not forklift drivers.

And four out of five here will

never become Young Conservatives.

Have you had a nice architect day?

What is this?

- Nothing.

- It's a lovely forklift garage!

It's a doghouse! No one sees my true

talent. I want to drawbigger things.

Size doesn't matter.

Except when it comes to forklifts.

Sorry!

CarefuI, you Polish idiot!

You could have ruined my statue!

Hi there!

Dr. Petter.

I'm your newneighbor.

You practically ruined our house!

Not much of a house.

At least not for a doctor.

- Perhaps you aren't doctors?

- Rigmor says all people are equaI.

Here's money for repairs.

There's more where that came from.

You think you can ruin our house

and buy your way out?

- Yup.

- We'll see about that!

What a charming doghouse!

Are you an architect?

Architect is such a big word.

But yes, I suppose I am.

I love architects.

Simply love them!

- Do you love forklifts?

- Nope. Talk to you later.

WonderfuI Copenhagen!

What are you doing?!

- What an exciting, delightfuI man.

- DelightfuI?

- He destroyed our house!

- But he paid for the damages.

He has a newhouse.

He probably needs an architect.

Can we buy a car like Dr. Petter's?

I don't want

some stupid doctor's car!

We couldn't afford it anyway.

Because Fat Helena eats too much!

A new car? That's the

stupidest thing I've ever heard.

- What do you say, Bud?

- Rigmor says to love what you have.

What was that?

What is he doing over there?

- He's blasting out his newpooI.

- How do you know?.

- Because I'm drawing it!

- Traitor! Quisling!

He pays well.

And we need the money.

"We need the money. "

Jesus Christ!

Dinner is served!

I'm eating at Dr. Petter's tonight.

Hope you don't mind.

He's inaugurating his newbarbecue.

Have a steak!

Hi!

I'm riding with Dr. Petter today.

WonderfuI Copenhagen!

Come on, Kurt!

Dr. Petter's food tastes like sh*t

compared to this!

Don't talk like that about his food.

He's my client, after all.

Can't we get a private chef?

Dr. Petter's getting one tomorrow.

- What's happening tomorrow?.

- He's inaugurating his newpooI.

Didn't I mention that?

Doctors and architects are coming.

Maybe even the prime minister!

- I'm not going.

- Why not?

I plan on arranging

my own pooI party.

I may have forgotten to invite you.

I've been so busy.

- But we don't have a pooI.

- That's what you think!

Howunfortunate that

our two parties happened to clash.

- What a bummer!

- Look at all those exciting guests!

Doctors and architects...

Fortunately we prefer being here,

the whole family.

- Almost the whole family.

- They're talking about my pooI!

That guy's mouth

looks like a butthole!

What?

Are you going to talk to them?

Maybe just a little.

But I'll come to your party later.

Are you enjoying the party, Bud?

Rigmor says having fun...

...is overrated.

- I understand if you want to go.

- Maybe just a short visit?

Go ahead, Bud.

Lobster?

Hope you're having fun,

even though you don't fit in.

Look, there's the prime minister!

I knowher, you don't.

Hi, prime minister!

Huge breasts!

Thank you. I'm nice and popular,

so everything's great.

No shrimp during the campaign!

Spoiled shrimp makes her sick.

WonderfuI Copenhagen!

I hear you're a forklift driver.

I love driving my forklift.

Always have.

- But it isn't very important.

- Huh?

It can't be as important

as certain other jobs.

- Like what?

- Like my job. I'm a doctor.

I make sure people stay healthy.

Imagine if no one was healthy!

That would be bad.

But forklifts are important too.

- Do you have a pager?

- What's that?

Kurt doesn't knowwhat a pager is!

A pager is something

all doctors have.

When it beeps, we rush

to the hospitaI and save someone.

- I don't have a pager.

- No, I bet you don't.

I am a doctor, and I am...

Wonderful Copenhagen!

I just love doctors! Dr. Petter

knows so many exciting people.

I talked to the prime minister!

Can you imagine?

Dr. Petter

wants me to design his new garage.

Isn't it wonderfuI?

I don't think you should talk

so much about Dr. Petter.

You should talk about me.

I'm the one you're most fond of.

You are most fond of me, right,

Anne-Lise?

And you think driving forklifts

is extremely important, don't you?

Cheers!

The forklift race

is coming up pretty soon.

I think I'll pass this year.

See you later, guys!

Hey, be carefuI!

Oh-la-la!

You saved my life!

Are you a... doctor?

Sure.

Sleeping under water

can result in a premature death.

I know. But we sailors are always

so tired when we go ashore.

We spend our nights awake,

fooling around and drinking.

Well, don't drink too much,

exercise and eat fiber.

Wait! In my family,

if someone saves our life, -

- we give them

our most prized possession.

- What is your most prized possession?

- I have nothing.

But if I find something nice,

I'll make sure you get it.

Time to upgrade

that kindergarten, Rigmor!

The only thing that needs upgrading

is your head!

Is there a doctor here?

We need a doctor!

We need a doctor!

Is there a doctor here?

Is there a doctor here?

We need a doctor!

Did you say doctor?

At your service!

Thank goodness!

A woman over here needs help.

- You aren't a doctor.

- Shut up!

- Then I'm a doctor too.

- You're a tiny moron!

Rigmor has taught us first aid.

I'm as much of a doctor as you.

Please, doctor!

- Are you a doctor?

- Yes.

- Me too.

- Him too?

Then help her!

Let's see...

- Where does it hurt?

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