Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum

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'Mumbai.'

'City of dreams.'

'MiIIions of peopIe

with myriad dreams.'

'Some dream about

winning miIIions in KBC..'

..whiIe others dream to

be the next Indian idoI.'

'And an idIe Indian was dreaming..

..about himseIf to be a huge star.'

'I am the new age Devdas.'

'Adi. And the movie wiII

be caIIed... 'Adidas'.'

'I am Tiger.'

'I am Ekta.'

'And together we are...Ekta Tiger.'

'I am superhero Bra. One.'

'And I here to support

the women of this pIanet.'

'PeopIe tried expIaining Adi, that..

..his father isn't a big-shot

who'II make a fiIm for him.'

'But Adi didn't Iisten.'

'And now see the

reaIity for yourseIf.'

HeIIo everyone and weIcome

to DaiIy Shopping Network.

The daiIy dose of your shopping.

Friends, ordinary fairness creams..

..onIy makes your face fair.

But today we have for you a

miracuIous fairness cream..

..that wiII turn

your entire skin fair.

So Iet's meet the

first user of our product.

PIease weIcome John GiIbert.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

WeIcome, John.

So teII us, how was your experience..

..after trying this product.

What do I say, Suzy?

This product has

compIeteIy changed my Iife.

I was very worried,

because I had a dark compIexion.

Look.

This is what I Iooked Iike before.

Oh my, God. John,

you Iook so different.

Thank you. Thank you.

This is the magic of

TotaI Body Whitener.

I had such a dark compIexion..

..that when I was in Africa,

the peopIe there..

..wouId caII me 'KaaIia'.

My wife wouId have to Iook

for me with a torch at nights.

I was very frustrated in Iife.

That's when I found out

about TotaI Body Whitener.

And you can see the resuIt yourseIf.

Just one part of my body is dark now.

Which one?

My eyes.

John, you compIeteIy scared us.

Ladies and gentIemen, a

big round of appIause..

..for John GiIbert.

Thank you. Thank you.

Music for me is the

stepping stone...of success.

Meet BoIIywood's most wanted DJ.

I dedicate this Grammy to my granny.

Granny, this one's for you, okay.

Yes, for you.

'But today his Iuck

isn't favouring him.'

Rahu's turned his fate Iike RahuI Roy.

This DJ's stars aren't

shining at the moment.

This is one's speciaIIy

for KamIesh and Rashmi..

..my home-made remix.

These Gujarati's wiII put

my career down the drain.

Hi. - Hi, I am

Bhagyashri Rajshri MitaIi Joshi.

Nice to meet you.

But, where's the rest?

That's my name.

By the way, friends caII me BJ.

Why are you so surprised?

- No, I..

Brought back oId memories.

Amazing, isn't it?

I'm DJ and you're BJ.

- Naughty.

Come with me.

- With you.

You know, you're reaIIy good.

- Thank you.

I've something for you.

Heard about famous

businessman Jethabhai Joshi?

The one that makes Viagra at Agra.

That's him.

I'm his daughter.

- What?

I thought that product didn't work.

I've so four sisters.

That effective, huh.

Anyways, we're organizing

this big party next week.

And I want you to pIay in that party.

Me? Yeah, sure.

I mean, I'd Iove to.

Ragda for her and Chaat for me.

By the way, the part..

She was here a moment ago.

The 'Muthiya's' so damn hard..

..you can hurt someone with it.

BJ.

Come on, dear.

Go inside and get changed.

Hey.

What're you doing

outside Iadies changing room?

I want BJ.

- What?

I said I want BJ.

- BJ?

Bhadresh, Ramesh!

- What happened?

This shameIess man wants BJ.

Back there he was

fiddIing with the Muthiya..

..and now here he wants BJ.

Don't beIieve me?

Go inside and take a Iook.

You'II get BJ too.

We'II get BJ too.

You pervert.

Beat him. Don't spare him.

Don't Iet him go.

Where is he?

I won't Ieave him this time.

He's spared no one in the coIony.

Weren't they enough, that..

..now he has his eyes on my daughters.

Look, I've onIy two daughters.

And that scoundreI's

ruining their Iife.

The other day I caught him

with SheiIa on the terrace.

Yesterday, I caught him

with Munni on the staircase.

And today they both are missing.

And I know they are here.

CaII him.

Look, Mrs. Daewoo..

- No, no, its Mrs. Dev.

Mrs. Dev, Sid's behind aII this.

TaIk to him.

And I don't have a controI over it.

He's here.

He's here. Move aside.

SheiIa. Munni.

Both of them.

Together.

Threesome.

'These two wouId attend Page

'And they were here today

with their expectations.'

I'm Ieaving with a

heavy heart, PameIa.

I'II be back.

You and your PameIa.

Dude, forget her and Iet's go.

Come on.

- So, you've passes to this party?

How many times are

you going to ask that?

Here.

What's this?

This is the five

brother's condom. Wear it.

The fifth one Iooks doubtfuI, dude.

Dude, be cooI.

- Yea, right.

CooI.

Excuse me, pass.

Is this okay?

- What are you doing?

You didn't understand, did you?

That's why you are bouncers.

He's with me. Kitchen staff.

Right.

And concentrate on your job.

These days peopIe do anything..

..to get in such parties.

Take us for instance..

Thank you, shaII we?

- Fine.

The entire Page 3 crowd's here.

- I know.

Look. Mrs. Godrej,

What a cooI Iady.

- You know her?

No.

- So, how do you know she's cooI?

She makes fridge.

You..

Let's go.

Look, there's your prey.

Rohit sir.

Are you saying this guy's

foIIowing you everywhere?

Yes, what do I say?

He's either standing

at the office gates..

..or the Studio entrance.

I don't understand how

he knows where I am.

Thank God he's not here.

This guy's reaIIy affecting me.

I can hear his voice.

I can see him too.

Sir, one chance. PIease.

Excuse me.

Ekta.

How can you teII me now

that the DJ isn't here?

My show starts in 10 minutes.

What? The DJ hasn't arrived.

What am I going to do about the music?

Sir, why don't you try me out.

Try you out, I wouId Iove to.

But what about the music?

Sir, I meant the music.

Why don't you try me

out for the music?

You think you can handIe this.

Sir, I've pIayed everywhere.

From Amsterdam to Bushi Dam.

Trust me.

I Iike confident men Iike you, come.

Sir. Once chance, pIease.

This time I'm going to bIow up

the car, tempo, even the train.

In fact, I am thinking

of bIowing up the set.

I'm just searching

for a new action hero.

Someone take him away.

It happens. This often happens..

..when peopIe can't

find work for a Iong time.

What're you Iooking at?

That's for girIs.

I know.

But I am thinking of

buying one for me.

I'm going through a bad period.

Buy two.

Don't I Iook smart?

That's caIIed naturaI acting.

Acting?

You aIways Iook Iike a

rape victim on teIevision.

Do something respectabIe.

Soon, my destiny's going to change.

I've a meeting with famous

astroIoger Sunita Menon.

AII we have is Ioose change.

We're Iiving in a rented house.

And you're wasting

money on astroIogers.

HeIIo. Who's this?

What? HoId on. HoId on.

What kind of girIs caII you?

I asked Who's

speaking and she says..

..I am... I am wet.

I think she's in distress.

I'II soIve her probIem.

HeIIo.

Yes. Yes.

No, no, I am not busy at aII.

Just a minute.

It's the vet, the animaI doctor.

Dr. GiIa Sukhani.

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