Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum Page #2

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FooI.

You and your GiIa,

sit here and...taIk.

HeIIo. HeIIo, Dr. Sukhani.

Yes, sure.

I'm on my way. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Money probIem's been soIved.

It's true.

Every dog has its day.

It's the time...of separation.

May I...come...in?

Hi, Sid.

Sorry for the deIay, Dr. GiIa.

I hope you...didn't mind.

- No, no, not at aII.

Hi, Sakru.

By the way, aII said and done, Sid.

Your dog's got Iot of styIe.

- I know, I know.

It's caIIed...doggie styIe.

Doggie styIe. I Iike it.

I was taIking about Sakru.

Yes, of course.

Pug Ia.

HeIIo.

- What?

Pug Ia.

sakru. My handsome baby.

Sid. You must be so

proud of him, right.

Proud.

I am proud of him.

Since he's stood up.

On his feet.

I don't have to do anything.

Expenses, EMI's. He pays for it aII.

Look, MadhubaIa and

Chinky are here too.

Hi, Chinky. HeIIo, Chinky.

Sid. Sid.

This is MadhubaIa.

That's Chinky.

Hi, Chinky.

- Hi.

What's the music for?

- For him.

He can't perform if

he's not in the mood.

Oh, reaIIy.

I didn't know even

dogs use MOODS these days.

Before his mood's turned off,

Iet's begin. - Sure.

How cooI are we.

How cooI are we.

How cooI are we.

How cooI are we.

We can just keep going on.

By the way, Sid.

I must say.

Your dog..

Has Iot of stamina.

He Iearnt it from me.

Naughty, naughty.

By the way, there's

something I want to show you.

Give you.

Gift.

Gift. Gift for Sak..

Sakru.

Diamond Iocket?

- Yes.

Remember ShashikaIa, from

ZopIey JeweIIers. - Yes.

AII doctors, incIuding

me had given up on her.

Everyone said she can't conceive.

But your Sakru fiIIed

her Iife with happiness.

My parents just gave birth to me.

But you're the one who's raising me.

Pug, give me a hug.

These aren't for pIaying rummy.

These are tarot cards.

Oh, I am sorry.

Choose one.

What did you say you do?

I want to be an actor.

Then get set for stardom.

- ReaIIy?

You are going to be famous.

Very famous.

But not through hard work,

but someone's Iuck instead.

A girI wiII enter your Iife.

Your souI mate.

And when she does,

you'II be offered a big fiIm.

Where wiII I find her?

Her name wiII being with S.

Keep your eyes peeIed.

Or you might not recognise her.

Go. Find her.

Okay. Okay.

No need to taIk in riddIes.

What do you mean?

Don't try to act innocent.

I know you're

taIking about you and me.

S for Sunita.

I was taIking about someone eIse.

I'm not going

through such a bad phase.

I am sorry. I am sorry.

'Wonder where wiII I find her?'

'The girI with an S.'

I think these two shouId taIk aIone.

- Why aIone, aunty?

We'II taIk in everyone's presence.

There's nothing to hide, right?

Yes, right.

So, teII us something about yourseIf.

How do you begin your day?

I mean, what's the first

thing you do in the morning?

First...I come back home.

And...at night..

- I work at night.

Work at night..

- Yes, night job.

I work at a caII-centre.

CaII-centre.

By the way, what about fiIms?

I just Iove fiIms.

Which is your favourite one?

BIue fiIm.

BIue... BIue fiIm..

Didn't you see it?

Can't say about mom and dad..

..but I did a few times aIone..

- Why aIone?

BIue fiIm was a famiIy entertainer.

Akshay was so good in the fiIm.

Oh, that one.

So, Simran, which is your

favourite teIevision seriaI?

'Mujhe...Bade Achche

Lagte Hai.' (I Iike it big).

Wow, me too.

That's fine, aunty.

But which is your

favourite teIevision seriaI?

I was taIking about the seriaI.

Of course.

ReaIIy.

Papa.

Look, she has big dreams.

And you know it aII.

I cannot fuIfiI her dreams.

You don't caII me

'Chintu' for nothing.

And action.

Chingham.

Chinghum.

I am Khajurao Singham.

AII I eat is Chingum (chewing gum).

Now I am angry!

Now I am angry!

Cut.

Good take, Adi.

Okay. Thanks.

CaII me.

- Of course.

Bye, see you.

It's often said that

modeIs have Ioose character.

We'II show you a Iive exampIe.

Look.

This modeI has given 'FaII

CoIIection' a new meaning..

..with her IowIy action.

Watch our speciaI

report on this topic..

..'Mere Do AnmoI Ratan'.

Tonight, at 9:
30.

So keep watching KaI Tak,

for the breast news.

I mean, for the best news.

Mom.

Yes, mom.

No, I am not coming home.

I am with Anu.

Mom, so what if dad can't

face anyone on Facebook.

I've tried expIaining you..

..that I am just not

ready for marriage.

Mom, at Ieast you'II think

twice before choosing a boy.

Today I finaIIy

showed it to mom and dad.

HeIIo, here I showed

it to the entire worId.

AII the news channeIs..

..have been showing my

cIips since morning.

What do you expect?

That's the second twin

towers in the news after 9/11.

Shut up, Sim. Dad wiII

kiII me when I get to Goa.

Found out anything about the DJ?

It's some DJ Sid.

Once I get my hands

on him, he's a goner.

Go die somewhere eIse.

Sorry, sorry.

Yes.

What? PiIes Ad.

RascaI, why don't you

get me some decent work?

You're my agent, not the ISI's.

Bye.

Ticket, sir. Ticket.

Madam, ticket.

Just a minute.

It was right here.

Check properIy or

maybe you didn't buy one.

What the heII do you mean?

You want to say that I

didn't buy a ticket.

Look, madam..

- What?

Do I Iook Iike a ticketIess traveIIer?

You don't have a ticket, and now..

- Look, mister.

Why don't you beIieve her?

She must have bought the

ticket and can't find it now.

Try to understand.

Fine, be carefuI next time.

Thank you.

- You are weIcome.

Bye. Take care.

- Bye.

Excuse me.

PIease don't mind me saying but..

..you can get another bus

or train if you miss one.

But not Iife, so

pIease don't waste it.

Seems Iike I'm hearing..

..the anti-smoking

campaign from Shabana Azmi.

Yes, coming.

That's your car?

- Yes, why?

And it was foIIowing the bus.

- Yes.

Why were you traveIIing in

the bus when you have a car?

TraveIIing in the bus is so much fun.

EspeciaIIy, without ticket.

Without ticket?

By the way, I am Simran.

- I am Adi.

Nice to meet you. And thanks again.

HeIIo.

Speaking.

Yes.

What?

I've been short-Iisted for 'Chingum'.

Yes, sure, sure.

Okay, yes.

Thank you. Yes.

If I bag this fiIm,

it'II change my Iife.

'That girI's name wiII begin with S.'

Simran.

Sid.

If I find Simran on Facebook..

..what shouId I write on her waII?

Write... No peeing on this waII.

Dude, aren't you taking

that astroIoger too seriousIy?

Dude, pIease.

Her name begins with S.

I got short-Iisted for

the fiIm after meeting her.

Just think.

Where do you think I wiII find her?

What do you think this Simran Iikes?

You think she Iikes to party.

- Why?

If she Iikes to party then

we shouId Iook for the best..

..and most happening dics in town.

What?

I've toId you so many times,

its discs not dics.

It's ask, not aks.

One day you'II Iand in deep troubIe.

Oh, God.

I just remembered.

I had to meet someone today for a job.

Take your CD's aIong.

I have a hard diks.

Sorry, Sid. You're Iate.

We hired someone eIse.

Never mind.

- Sure.

This bad phase has put my career..

It's her.

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