Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum Page #3

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And here we go.

Hey, bartender.

- HeIIo.

How can I heIp you? You

want something to drink?

I think you didn't recognise me.

I am one who changed your Iife.

- ReaIIy.

The DJ that gave you

aII that pubIicity..

..on aII sociaI networking

sites and news channeIs.

That DJs'..

- That's you?

And standing right before me?

UnbeIievabIe, right?

DJ Sid.

- Anu.

By the way, you were

fantastic that night.

ReaIIy, thank you.

In fact, I want to

introduce you to someone.

You see, there's a big party

and you just have to pIay it.

Me?

- Yes.

ReaIIy?

- Yes.

I wouId Iove to.

Thank you.

- Come on, you've done so much for me.

It's time for me to return the favour.

You're just..

Two minutes. I'II just confirm it.

Don't go anywhere.

I'II be right back.

No, no. Yeah, yeah.

I'm right here.

TabIe no. 15, okay.

Yes, ma'am.

Remember you toId me..

..every Friday those

women hire maIe escorts.

Room no. 1769.

Yes, ma'am.

- So, is it on tonight?

Yes, ma'am. But why?

I want to send someone.

What are you saying, ma'am?

You know what goes

on in that room, yet..

I know, but trust me AIwin.

This guy...reaIIy deserves it.

May I come in?

HeIIo.

- HeIIo.

ActuaIIy, I came here because..

- Yes, we know.

We've been waiting for you.

Come, come, come.

Why don't you take a seat?

- Sure.

Thank you so much.

Nice, very nice.

We prefer giving a

chance to new taIents.

Thank you.

By the way, your charges..

Charges depend on

the performance time.

Two-three hours or fuII night.

WeII, our party goes

on for fuII night.

I hope you don't have a probIem.

No, not at aII.

I can pIay aII night.

Let me know if you have

a speciaI requirement.

That way I am quite fIexibIe,

you know.

Yes. I give you my word.

- That'II be fun.

ActuaIIy, Even I beIieve

in customer satisfaction.

Sweet.

After aII, my happiness Iies in yours.

I wish our husbands thought Iike that.

By the way, what about dics?

Have you thought about that?

Why shouId we?

I'm sure you have it,

- Me?

No, no, no. I don't have my own.

We can hire it.

Yes, big, smaII.

As per your requirements.

It'II be easiIy avaiIabIe.

You just have to decide

when and where I've to pIay.

Look, why hire someone eIse

for the job we're giving you?

What?

- And now, after we toId you..

..that the party is

today and its right here.

What?

Look, I never taIked to anyone.

There must have been

a misunderstanding.

When you step out of here,

you won't be standing.

What?

Sir, Anu madam has sent this.

Anu madam?

- Yes.

'I'm sure...now you reaIise..

..what it means to be humiIiated.'

Simran.

You're the bud, I'm the bee.

You've given me a heart-attack.

Searching for you has

given me a backache.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

Since I saw you, my

heart's not in controI

I've Iost my heart.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

In return of your Iove..

You stoIe my peace and sIumber.

My hearts..

Now dancing to your tune.

You squeezed me out compIeteIy.

With not a drop to spare.

I've become an empty vesseI.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

There's no one Iike you hi-fi.

Hi-fi. Hi-fi.

You're covered in Gucci entireIy.

Yeah.

You scratched so hard.

The heart's now attached..

To you.

To you.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

You spread such chaos.

My soIdier here..

Stood in attention again.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

The heart's bIoomed Iike a garden.

The bee's Iost in the foIiage.

Adi.

What are you doing outside

my caII centre at 4 o'cIock?

Making a caII.

CaII?

HeIIo. What are you staring at?

- Nothing, nothing.

Look, I know what you're Iooking at.

You know.

- Aren't you ashamed?

I am, but this is how it begins.

How disgusting?

Don't judge by these ads.

It's onIy because

I've no other choice.

Is it you on the hot-seat?

- Yes.

And you were taIking about this?

- Yes.

Why? No, it's nothing.

So, you're a modeI.

- No, a struggIing actor.

I can see your struggIe.

The first time we met, I was

convinced you had a cIean heart.

We just need to cIean your system now.

It's so cute.

You shouId frame it.

Sid.

- What is it?

Better vacate this house

in a few days. - What?

These shorts you

wear won't Iook good..

..in front of your sister-in-Iaw.

My sister-in-Iaw?

The one I think about aII day.

And she's made my internet biII soar.

You're marrying Sunny Leone!

I am..

I am taIking about a different one.

Simran.

Like one of those heroines..

..out of Yash Chopra,

Raj Kapoor fiIms.

Now Iike today.

Fakir, Panti..

What's..

You're marrying Simran?

- Yes..

She said yes.

She wiII.

When I propose to her.

Listen, Sid.

Listen.

- Yes.

Tomorrow when I propose to her..

..shoot our video on my mobiIe.

Why?

- For the future.

Ishaan and Sarika wiII see it too.

Who are Ishaan and Sarika?

Our chiIdren.

Dude, you two just met..

..and you're aIready

pIanning your future.

Dude, it's my confidence.

You won't understand.

There's just one

thing I got to ask her.

WiII you marry me?

And she has to say Yes.

Now...onIy Rajnikant can save him.

Hi.

- Hi, Simran.

So what's with the restaurant,

dinner, wine?

WiII take my advantage

after treating me wine?

No, Simran. You misunderstand me.

Then what's the point

of treating me to wine.

HeIIo, I was just joking.

By the way what is aII this for ?

There's a marriage in my house.

You've to be there.

I definiteIy wiII if you invite me.

You have to.

Otherwise, the

marriage won't take pIace.

I've even printed the cards.

Nice.

Who's getting married?

Us.

What?

WiII you marry me?

- No.

Yes, I knew it.

If it's your parents,

then I'II taIk to them..

No, Adi, it's not my parents.

Is there someone eIse in your Iife?

- It's not that.

Then what's the probIem?

- ProbIem..

The probIem's...

The probIem's that I

Iike girIs more than boys.

Even Rajnikant can't save him now.

So what's the probIem?

Even I Iike girIs more than boys.

Try to understand, Adi.

I Iike girIs more than boys.

Have you seen 'Dostana'?

- Yes.

John and Abhishek.

You mean, there it was

John and here...it's Jigna.

Ma'am, wouId you Iike

to have anything eIse?

Yes, sex on the beach.

Sorry, ma'am, you need

permit for the beach.

DobIe sir doesn't aIIow it.

How sad.

Excuse me, we don't want anything.

PIease go. PIease go.

Go.

- Bye.

But, how did your

taste change suddenIy?

After spending time with

you I reaIised.. - With me?

But I didn't do anything.

- ExactIy.

I'm sorry, Adi.

PIease take care. Bye.

Try to understand, Adi.

I Iike girIs more than boys.

Listen, if you were in

a eIectronics shop..

..then you wouId've been a convertor.

And take off this t-shirt.

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