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L!fe Happens Page #9
so that will
give you enough time
to figure out
what you wanna do.
Uh...
Is this like about last night?
Because we were loud...
I know things have been
awkward between us...
It's not that.
You and I had this plan
to be fabulous and
conquer the world.
And I'm sorry that
I relied on you...
Kim, you don't
have to feel...
Please, just
let me finish.
part has been realizing that
maybe I don't need
to conquer the world.
Maybe I'm okay
with hanging out
with the lame moms
at Caf Chez Bb.
Maybe I'm more
than okay with it.
Maybe I like it.
So what are you gonna do?
Dvggy mall?
Yeah, I'm starting to
think that whole idea was
childish and unsanitary
and maybe even unsafe.
I honestly don't know.
Deena, I'm so happy for you and
your success, and I adore you.
I adore you.
But you have to focus on your
career now, and I need...
I need to focus
on being a mom.
And I just worry that
if I don't move out now...
That we might
not stay friends.
(SOBS)
So, it's a one bedroom,
one bath,
but there's a nice
little nook over here
that would be
great for a nursery.
Wanna see it?
We'll take it.
with your husband?
Nope. It's just us.
All right, then.
Let me show you the backyard.
There's a sandbox and a swing set...
Did you hear that, buddy?
There's a sandbox!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
He's getting so heavy.
You're getting so heavy.
Is that your truck?
Max, can you say "truck"?
Truck?
That's a bunny.
(RATTLES)
Kisses. Kisses for you.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
you were just walking!
Oh, my God, you sweet little monkey!
I'm so proud of you!
Oh, my God! My baby.
(GASPING)
Henri! Henri, Henri!
It came! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! It came!
Baby, maybe we should
get a joint bank account.
Oh, man, I grew up
in a trailer.
They pay a lot of money
for self-help books.
It's not a self-help book, punk.
It's a sociological study.
Oh, it's a sociological
study. You're rich.
Oh, my gosh, that's hot.
You're so rich.
I love that.
I've never had sex
with a rich woman before.
Outside, anyway...
Never had sex... And sober.
Whoa, whoa!
Okay, just one finger.
(DEENA LAUGHS)
You eat it.
You eat it. I'm good.
I'm so, so sorry.
How's the little dude?
How are you?
So, let me guess, you
didn't get your contract
and now you think you can just
waltz back into our lives?
No, that's not it.
I read this
rad book when I was on tour
called Pregnancy and Beyond.
Uh-huh.
Read the whole thing,
cover to cover.
It had gnarly stuff about smegma,
Then I kept reading it,
and it started to talk about
how they start to develop these,
like, sick personalities.
And it made me wanna, like, not
miss out on all that good stuff.
And the truth is, I nearly lost
There's nothing
like a brush with death
to make you realize what the
important things in life are.
And I wanna see my kid.
Okay?
I'm not gonna go
through this again, Marc.
I want another shot at being a dad.
Can you understand that?
I think I'd be a good dad.
(LAUGHING)
(SQUEALING)
Come here.
Come here, little buddy.
You gonna be a little
hell raiser, aren't you?
You gonna be a little hell raiser?
A little outlaw?
A little bandit?
He's a good boy.
(MAX BABBLING)
What's that?
Bad boy?
Bad!
MARC:
Okay.(EXHALES)
Hey!
Hey!
How are you?
Good. Good.
How are you?
Good.
Where's Max?
Is he in college yet?
Actually, he's with Marc.
Really?
Yep.
He came crawling back, and now he
takes him whenever I go to work.
Wow.
Yeah.
I gotta tell you,
And you.
Yeah. Me too.
So...
My dad called me.
That's great, Deena.
Yeah.
What are we doing?
I miss you.
I miss you!
I've got so much to tell you.
Come in, come in.
What?
Oh, my God!
Dude, the place
looks outta sight!
It's Henri, man.
He's all over it.
(GASPS)
You bought
the massage chair!
I love that thing.
This is awesome!
Whatever happened
to waiting at least
two years before
moving in with a guy?
Well, the rules are,
there are no rules.
When multiple orgasms
are involved. (MOCK GASPS)
Shut up! I thought
those were a myth!
So did I, dude.
So did I.
Well, I e-mailed Nicholas.
And?
And nothing.
I mean, I wasn't
expecting a response
after the crap
that I pulled, but...
I just wanted
to clear the air.
Good.
So, listen.
I got a huge advance
check for my book.
Wow, dude,
you are killing it!
And I want to
invest a portion of it.
Okay.
See, I've been
working on this project
that I want to piggyback
off the book release.
I need you to
partner with me, 50-50.
It feels great.
But I'm not surprised at all.
I knew I'd make it
past round four.
I was born to win this.
The golden crotch
remains intact!
Oh, my gosh! You guys, I can't be late.
We have to go.
Come on. Come on!
Hi, look at you!
Take your hand? Let's go. Let's go!
Come on. Baby, let's go.
It's so much fun.
I know.
Ready, one, two...
Ready?
Hey! We made it.
Hey.
Thanks for coming,
everybody.
Kim, front and center.
Patti, thanks for coming.
Jayde, get your
weights up. Great.
Here we go, guys.
We're gonna start with a lift and touch.
Lift and touch.
Get those arms tight.
Henri, out of here!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Lift up and down.
There we go. Looking good.
Oh, my God!
We look like such tools.
I love it!
I know, I can't believe we're gonna
be on demand, dude, it's so good.
Who knew we'd be able to capitalize
HENRI:
Babe, you here?Yep.
Nicholas and I
got burritos.
We're gonna shoot a little pool.
Is that cool?
Cool. Yep.
What? Nicholas is here?
Kim.
What am I gonna do?
I'm gonna hide.
Kim. I can't hide.
Max is here! Oh, my God!
Kim! Kim.
Oh, Jesus, how do I look?
You look beautiful.
It's gonna be okay.
Okay.
Hey. om
Hey.
Hi.
Henfi?
What?
Do you wanna go in
the other room and
feel me up?
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
Bye, Deena.
Don't feel her up.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I got your e-mail...
Yeah.
And I don't think
that you are a...
"A pox on the face of dignity."
You don't?
I understand why someone might
not tell someone something,
because they are afraid of
the way they might react.
All right. This is hard.
I-m
married.
Oh!
No, technically,
I'm separated.
She moved out
before you and I met.
Actually, I'm four days away
But this year
was rough for me.
And I met you, and
you just made it better
and I didn't want to do anything
to screw that up. And...
I should have told you.
So, then,
we're both liars.
But, for the record,
you were first.
Well, that's
a great foundation
for a relationship,
don't you think?
Not that I'm suggesting that
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